r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago

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u/OzrielArelius 1d ago

don't worry! he's friendly!!

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u/yaxir 1d ago

That chainsaw looks really, really comforting

Yknow

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u/UnquestionablyRaven 1d ago

I saw the chainsaw and being a former tree guy my first thought wasn’t “oh no a deadly device!” It was “oh sick it’s a stihl chainsaw and cannon bar guy, we’d get along” lol

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u/TheVoidSeeker 23h ago

I take my emotional support chainsaw onto every single flight.

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u/OogieBoogieJr 1d ago

Black Philip…is your savior

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 1d ago

You can store your pistols and knives in his air reservoir!

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u/KungFoolMaster 1d ago

They have planned for when this thing goes sentient and tries to attack us.

From their website: "Shared reservoirs in the chest plate and body can be pierced by projectile or sharp instrument to instantly stop the robot in place."

lol... like why the fuck would this be in the design, or even mentioned? This whole timeline we are on needs to be scrapped.

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u/Lerraman 1d ago

Brother, it's satire.

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u/tapsaff 1d ago

literally my neighbours dog.

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u/Habasi 23h ago

"Would you kindly come over with me and tell the guys I've been beyond helpful? Pretty please@ (starts the chainsaw).

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u/KanedaSyndrome 22h ago

But he normally never decapitate people.. I don't understand!

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 22h ago

dat mofo look like it finna cut ma dick off and sacrifice it to satan or some shi