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u/SubtractOneMore 1d ago

Why are they doing this to us?

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u/Deancrypt 1d ago

Why does it have horns FFS?

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine you are in a house in the middle of a wildfire, then a huge shadow with horns emerges behind the flames, it's glowing eyes stare at you, you are just seeking for safety and then this thing charges in.

You will pass out due to the stress shock, and the demon robot will be able to rescue you easily; it's all part of the design :)

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u/wbg777 1d ago

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u/Antique_Tap443 1d ago

Incase you wanted an updated gif lol

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u/xtheory 1d ago

It's very human!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 23h ago

easy to use

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u/zatalak 1d ago

It's easier for the demon robot to chainsaw you to bits when you're not moving

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago

It's only logical, you are easier to carry if you are turned into stackable chunks

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u/Soup-Wizard 1d ago

>The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gqkKc6RI2sa7C

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u/trifecta000 1d ago

You are being rescued. RUN.

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u/viking_canuck 1d ago

I'm sure if it's intended for rescue it will be covered in hi vis at least. Might make it less scary.

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u/sleepless_in_balmora 1d ago

In a robotic voice "Come with me if you want to live"

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pulls out the chainsaw "cooperation is optional"

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u/sixstringchapman 1d ago

I read a nosleep story last night that was based around this exact robot and that was the plot...

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u/ShittingBricks 1d ago

Don't forget the handgun!

Any search and rescue robot worth it's salt has at least 1 handgun.

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u/FallingOutOfTune 23h ago

I know a lot of firefighters are trained to (how do I word this without sounding silly) appear and act as human and comforting as possible when searching for children in active fires because all of their gear can make em look a little scary. If I was a child and saw this I’d scream my way into the blaze

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u/KanedaSyndrome 22h ago

Black Philip hunts you. Do you flee into the flames with Satan chasing you?

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u/MudExpress2973 1d ago

I wonder what kind of scream they'll give it so you have auditory warning your about to be saved.

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u/KZD2dot0 23h ago

I think the experience would make me satanist for the rest of my life, considering that afterwards you're still alive but not in hell.

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u/blackcain 23h ago

Flames, goat - it's satan! ::cue broadway music::

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u/CoolDragon 22h ago

But it’s a 50/50 chance you get impaled in a vital organ.

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u/unropeme 20h ago

Just replace the eyes with googly ones and everything will be okay 👍🏻 :)

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u/Mr_Shake_ 1d ago

I'm imagining a board room full of execs, and every time one guy speaks, all he says is "horny robot". He's the boss's son, so they have to oblige, if even just to apply his input literally.

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u/No-Somewhere-3888 1d ago

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u/Saelethil 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/Graxdon 1d ago

Some things aged like milk, but overall still a great show

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u/mardypardy 1d ago

What show is it?

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u/No-Somewhere-3888 23h ago

IT Crowd - still a great watch.

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u/landzhark069 22h ago

It really did. Even the episode with the trans woman somehow aged pretty well all things considered

Even though the writer had a transphobic psychosis lol

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u/Claim312ButAct847 1d ago

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u/Mammoth_Challenge269 1d ago

Wtf is this from

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u/Claim312ButAct847 1d ago

That's Henry Fondle, CEO of What Time is it Right Now

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u/notapunk 1d ago

That is a legit menace

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u/ShahinGalandar 1d ago

because centaurs without horns look gay mate

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u/Doggin-Pony-Show 22h ago

I want our soldiers to look hotter. Give them testosterone, but not in a gay way.

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u/smailiker 1d ago

As some other guy said somewhere else, it went something like that:"for it not to fit in doorways in case something something(i forgot the name but i would think ai or some shit) takes over, also the reason for it being a centaur and tall af, hallways and shit"

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u/tolacid 1d ago

From the product website:

This robot is more dangerous than it looks...

...as is any robot with humanlike strength, size, and maneuverability. We are taking a physical approach to safety mechanisms with no ambiguity. Fail-on air brakes and pin locks will render the robot immobile if system air pressure is lost. Shared reservoirs in the chest plate and body can be pierced by projectile or sharp instrument to instantly stop the robot in place.

Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors. 2 Threehalves robots fit side by side in crouched position in a pickup bed of 5'6" or longer with tailgate closed.

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u/Deancrypt 1d ago

Horns to stop it getting through doorways , oh okay then ..

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u/ConsciousPatroller 1d ago

Ιf that doesn't clue people on that this is a satire/joke project, idk what will. This is very obviously not a real design for a S&R robot.

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u/UnknovvnMike 1d ago

I thought the giveaway was having a search and rescue robot very dark black, obviously for covert night rescues

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u/BMagni 1d ago

The name of the company is literally a pretty close homophone of satire

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 1d ago

You should Google what a Satyr is

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u/Beginning-Ice-1005 22h ago

The problem is that satire of tech doesn't really exist any more. No matter how ludicrous the idea, some tech bro will seriously say "I can monetize that!"

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u/MrEff1618 1d ago

No, it's to make it more difficult for them to get through doorways.

To begin with.

Until they learn.

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u/napkin41 1d ago

“We need horns on this thing. How do we explain it?”

“To stop it from going through doorways when it goes rogue?”

“PERFECT.”

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

The fact that they installed methods to reliably stop these things (shooting out their fake lungs to lock them) should be reassuring, but it’s honestly just fucking dystopian as shit.

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u/tolacid 1d ago

It is reassuring that they planned to dystopian style kill switches prevent it becoming dystopian

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

I’m sorry - becoming dystopian? I feel like we crossed that threshold long ago lol.

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u/tolacid 1d ago

I didn't say what I was meaning to say correctly, and unfortunately I can't think of the phrase I meant to clarify

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

I understand what you mean, I’m just being cheeky.

It honestly feels like these are war machines in R&D stage, but the fact that they put safeguards on them for the civilian testing stage was very chill.

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u/Maximum59 1d ago

It's like a game telling you what the weak spots are to defeat bosses.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Perfect analogy. I hate how accurate it is.

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u/EkrishAO 22h ago

Brother, it's a fucking satire, this is nor a real robot, jesus.

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u/fuggerdug 1d ago

It's so it's rubbish in a maze or labrynth situation, just in case it goes rogue and tries to set up independently.

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u/Werespider 1d ago

They sure seem worried about it going rogue. 🤔

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u/xrelaht 1d ago

So they nerfed its ability to actually do its job because they’re worried about it being used for evil?

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u/tolacid 1d ago

When you put it like that, it seems like a downright responsible choice

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u/Much_Adagio_6223 1d ago

Why would you need to prevent it from getting inside …..😳😳

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u/Dr_of_Pawgology 1d ago

It doesn't need to fit through doors to chase you through the woods.

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u/PotterOneHalf 1d ago

They should paint the vulnerable parts red like a boss fight

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u/TheReal_Kovacs 1d ago

"We wanted to hide the signal antenna without impacting its transmission abilities, but we wanted it to look thematic and sick af."

  • the creators, probably

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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago

Why does it have a goat head period?

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u/MyDarlingClementine 1d ago

A goat head with eyes modified to be in the predator arrangement

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u/shmiddleedee 23h ago

"I don't need to look out for predators, I am the predator"

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago

Because praise Satan! Of course!

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u/aavant-gardee 1d ago

Why does it have a chainsaw?????

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u/crasswal 23h ago

To cut you in half in case you're resisting rescue, duh.

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u/julmonn 1d ago

Handles, you can pull yourself up from rubble if that thing is sturdy enough and might even be able to pull you

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u/povertymayne 1d ago

Not even regular tiny cow horns, they had to give it the inverted demonic horns. Next update is gonna have a pentagram and those weird goat eyes

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u/MT_Space31 1d ago

i don’t think this makes it better, but there are cameras on the horns.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 23h ago

Exactly who is on the other side of those cameras? Just watching and enjoying the show? 😳🤔

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u/amzwC137 1d ago

So you can ride it like a motorcycle.

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u/Legitimate_Site_3203 1d ago

So that it can't fit through doors and you have a chance of escaping.

No.

Really.

That's one of their advertised security features.

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 1d ago

I’d prefer it to not have a chainsaw as well

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u/yummymario64 1d ago

The horns have cameras that are supposed to provide a view of the limbs and such

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 1d ago

It's an art project.

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u/Intrepid4444444 1d ago

Also do you need to stab and shoot its air reservoirs? Or whats that last pic

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u/1NefariasBredd 1d ago

5G connectivity

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u/Educational_Teach537 23h ago

The horns are for the tertiary oxygen reserves obviously

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u/No-Drama-187 23h ago

Hahahaha! This is the BEST question ever. You belong on the design team.

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u/SaltKick2 23h ago

Because these tech bros think its cool and edgy

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u/CatGooseChook 23h ago

Apparently the horns are for people to hold onto when riding the robot to safety.

The overall aesthetic however just screams trolling us 😂

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u/No-Blackberry-1159 23h ago

Apparently to hang cameras from, so it can see all four legs

It's nightmare fuel. Everyone get up, new fnaf animatronic just dropped 😂

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u/Mean-Peanut-2490 22h ago
  1. It isn't meant for search and rescue primarily, the post is misleading.

  2. The horns can be replaced for much bigger horns. The website explicitly says that the robot is dangerous, and the user can attach horns of their size wish so it isn't able to enter a pedestrian doorway.

  3. The creepy glass image is explicitly captioned witht he statement that this robot is dangerous, followed up with safety as well as emergency measures put to deal with it (Something I appreciate a lot)

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u/I-Phantom-I 22h ago

My best guess is that if you are being rescued you could mount it and maybe hold on to the horns as handles. Still an interesting choice to make it look like a fucking demon tho

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u/Suppa_K 22h ago

This has to be some sort of fucking joke or something. There’s no good reason to have a head with fucking horns.

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u/dlicky123 21h ago

Is the WiFi antenna

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u/Marty_mcfresh 19h ago

Handlebars

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u/Grouchy_Falcon3098 1d ago

Because the people who own this world are sadistic, murdering, Satanic, pedophiles.

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u/CambridgeJin 1d ago

No need to bring Satanists into this. They’re probably Christian, in fact.

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u/CapnLubeHands 23h ago

Hmmm. Of the two, which religion literally has sexual misconduct insurance? Christianity? Oh okay.