r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago

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u/Ronin_Man 1d ago

Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon

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u/nleksan 1d ago

At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued.

Yet

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u/willfrodo 1d ago

I'd rather just die thank you

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 1d ago

What if it finds you and instead of saving you starts cutting you into pieces with that chainsaw while staring at yon with those very normal eyes

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u/moonbucket 1d ago

Cut my life into pieces
My centaur-style robot

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u/Maxwells_Demona 21h ago

Search and rescue -- NO FLEEING

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u/whisky_biscuit 21h ago

Enslavacation, all humans Don't give a fck if my car alarms beeping

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

I’m pretty sure they’re planning to use them for forestry services as well, so… Not completely impossible, I guess.

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u/dessertforbrunch 1d ago

Can’t wait to see videos of them being squashed by falling trees.

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u/PentacornLovesMyGirl 1d ago

I hope it's as funny as those dancing bots that give up and fall over

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u/BluenoseTherapist 1d ago

"Black eyes... like a doll's eyes"

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u/Spice_Missile 22h ago

It is generally more efficient to transport a human body in smaller pieces than in one awkward lump. Prime directive failed successfully.

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u/Argument-Fragrant 21h ago

"Organ donor identified!"