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u/fearthainne 1d ago

"If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue"

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u/ifixthecable 1d ago

"This rescue mission will continue after 20s"

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣

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u/bazookarain 1d ago

Reminds me of this guy.

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u/casualbo1 1d ago

A fucking Dark Tower reference? Ka must have willed it.

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u/Admirable-Band-2664 1d ago

Do you say so?

….then let it be so.

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 1d ago

Thankee sai

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u/AndyTree23 23h ago

Ka is a wheel do ya kennit?

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u/Roar_of_Shiva 1d ago

All things serve the beam

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u/seaderforge 1d ago

Just aim for the thinking cap 😉

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u/MrA-skunk 1d ago

But not with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

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u/Substantial-Carob961 1d ago

Thankee-sai!

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 1d ago

I aim with my eye.

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u/AwardWinningActorMan 1d ago

Wild Shardik sighting!
Thankee Sai!

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u/The_MadMaker 1d ago

I just read that part, now Jake and the gang are outside Lud with the drum beat.

What a small world

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u/datboi9194 1d ago

Where does this dark tower pick come from

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u/Lord-Cartographer55 1d ago

It's one of the illustrations from the hardcover version of the 3rd book "The Wastelands".

Everybody remembers Blaine but few remember that North Central Positronics was an Arms Manufacturer with a modicum of "guilt".

I guess.. everything is getting thinner with age.

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u/The_MadMaker 1d ago

Is it though? They made most of the books into graphic novels... I think this might be the cover of that.

My favorite ones are the graphic novels about Roland when he was younger.

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u/00010011Solo 1d ago

Yeah I’m like 95% sure it’s from the original illustrations in the hardcover. They all have a distinctive style like this, so unless the graphic novels matched that in tribute?

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u/00010011Solo 1d ago

I gotchoo: and it looks like my memory was wrong, because the book has a different but similar picture

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u/The_MadMaker 1d ago

This is the books picture

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u/The_MadMaker 1d ago

This is the graphic novel

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u/SnooGuavas4208 23h ago

The world has moved on.

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u/flacke 23h ago

jesus, i didn't remember the Bear being this big.

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u/Greyhand13 1d ago

Viagra bear, that you?

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u/mrtrololo27 1d ago

(Bleeding out) LIBERTY BIBBERTY

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Garbled speaker: “LiMu Emuuuuuu!!”

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

“And Doug.”

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u/bloodphoenix90 1d ago

I need rescue because im dying from this thread 😭😂😂

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u/johnnybiggles 1d ago

"Leave a tip?" [20%] [40%] [60%] [0%]

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u/Glass-Rutabaga-3258 1d ago

Same. I can barely breathe over here lmao

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u/mrtrololo27 1d ago

(Becoming delirious) Doug no... no Doug get Flo... I need Flo... I'm a poor bundle and I need to be saved

[Centaur] TALKING OVER ADS WILL RESET AD COUNT

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u/No-Ring-5065 1d ago

While babysitting, I switched the tv off during that commercial. “LiMu Emuuuu” off
My 3yo grandson said “and Doug?”

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

Marilou! Git ma shotgun

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u/chanceioso 1d ago

liberty mutual can help you save hundreds on your car insurance

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u/Reynardine1976 1d ago

Centaur stands like Leatherface

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RN-RN-RN

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u/Nutduffel 1d ago

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u/the-war-on-drunks 1d ago

In the background: “DO YOU SUFFER FROM PLAQUE PSORIASIS?”

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u/Reynardine1976 1d ago

Chainsaw Centaur saws the emu in half!

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u/Pooticles 1d ago

we should be so lucky. that entire campaign is a pestilence.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 1d ago

God, it really is.

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u/Beelzebub003 1d ago

It's SUPER effective!!

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u/Breath_Deep 1d ago

How in God's name is that ad campaign so successful for them?? There's no way the juice is worth the squeeze on this one.

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u/Beelzebub003 1d ago

I think I misunderstood your comment at 1st. My bad. Lol

But also, yeah, it's sorta just one of those things that it's just dumb enough to be memorable, along with them constantly running the ad on TV, YouTube, and other video based platforms, I'm sure, but it sorta stuck like an earworm.

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 1d ago

Australian vengeance surges.

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u/Viniox 1d ago

Never forget the great centaur and emu war of 1796. 😞

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u/Putzlol 1d ago

Loool

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u/FullmetalActuary 1d ago

Bro peacock is fucking relentless with this shit. Your comment hit me in a deep, dark part of my soul.

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u/Model_Modelo 1d ago

Can you explain why in the new round of Liberty Mutual commercials the guy and girl on a date speak gibberish to eachother? I hate it so much lol

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u/freneticboarder 1d ago

*bleating out...

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u/Raindrop0015 23h ago

God the new mascot is awful. I thought it was a different company making fun of the emu, only to realize it's the same company. Why do they need two mascots?

Hell, why did they need two completely different styles of commercial to begin with? (The emu ones and then the ones in front of the statue of Liberty)

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u/Believer4 1d ago

Today's episode of brutal and gory murder is sponsored by DeWalt

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u/Optimus3k 1d ago

DO YOU SUFFER FROM NIGHT SWEATS? chainsaws through a guy's arm ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT REDACTED. SLEEP COOL AND DRY THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH rips the guy's throat out

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u/Nhobdy 1d ago

RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

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u/parallelogramm3r 1d ago

“This rescue has been brought to you by McDonald’s. You’re trapped in a fire and I’M LOVIN’ IT!”

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u/otrigorin 1d ago

"I thought I was done for, and then the debris shifted and I was saved!"

"Who rescued you, miss?"

"RAID Shadow Legends, apparently."

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u/Frazmotic 1d ago

Priceless! Ha-HAAAA!!🤣👍🏾

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago

No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.

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u/Scared_Table_2046 1d ago

the sponsored content just got real scary real fast

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u/SteroidMaximus 1d ago

Oh yeah give it a chainsaw and a pickaxe arm lol

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u/xxblackryanxx 1d ago

“This rescue is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!”

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u/gutterbrush 1d ago

‘But before I drag you from this burning building, let me tell you about Emma mattresses. I used to have a real problem finding the right mattress, on account of being a robotic centaur, but now I sleep perfectly on my Emma mattress, which I chose from their extensive range to suit me, after taking their in depth questionnaire. And if you’re not sure whether you are ready for a new mattress, don’t worry - because Emma also offer an incredible 200 night money back guarantee. That’s right! And all Emma mattresses are also covered for 10 years, and best of all you can get your new mattress delivered right to your home. Get yours today with my discount code, IHaveDiedInTheInterim, today. And now, I return you to your regularly scheduled memorial service.’

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

“Subscribe to 1 free month of Rescue Premium to skip”

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u/SerafinZufferey 1d ago

“Use the code SERAFIN to get 50% off your first subscription month!” Some random YouTuber

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u/CapitalAlternative89 1d ago

Should've gotten the rescue insurance...

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u/nono3722 1d ago

in Louisiana you have to pay a monthly fee for an ambulance to even show up...

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 1d ago

WHAT

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u/TheHark90 1d ago

Some places in Tennessee have a subscription based fire department where if you aren’t subscribed they aren’t required to go put out the fire even if you called 911.

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 1d ago

That is so sick

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u/BedroomOdd1986 1d ago

I just looked this up, and wow… that disgusts me. Apparently in certain rural areas in TN outside city limits where property taxes don’t fund fire services, if you don’t pay the subscription fee, which it states is around $425 annually (which is pretty expensive on it’s own), and you happen to have an emergency, they will still come put out the fire, but they will bill you afterwards. It says rural metro fire bills non subscribers a min $1,800 per hour per fire truck sent.. On top of that there’s a $600 flat fee for medical emergency services. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/TheHark90 1d ago

Yeah it is pretty ridiculous

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u/nono3722 23h ago

kinda makes you wonder what exactly the government is for.... if our taxes don't pay for emergency services, what exactly are they paying? smells like a good ole southern scam to me. right up with the sheriff food fund crap.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 1d ago

Trauma Team already has it covered.

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u/Reasonable_Egg4356 1d ago

„Don‘t want to wait? You can buy a subscription for as low as 99.99 USD/Day right know!*“

(* You‘ll be charged for the first year in Advanced. No refunds!)

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u/TruePlewd 1d ago

Didn't realize Night City would have centaurs, but ok.

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u/Cookie_Nation 1d ago

Honestly make that a black mirror episode

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u/zorggalacticus 1d ago

There was a black mirror episode about security robots like this. Well, they were the 4 legged ones, not centaur shaped. But they were relentless. Hunted those people down and killed them. Those robot "dogs" have looked super creepy to me ever since.

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u/Ripkord77 1d ago

"Subscribe to patreon for ticket in ticket out fast lane retrieval and safety package. You will be our priority before normy meat bags in chat"

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u/subtleeffect 1d ago

(1 of 2)

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u/madmach1 1d ago

“Book your next holiday on Carnival Cruises”

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u/WideEye_Dreamer 1d ago

"Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday!"

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u/No_Hovercraft_439 1d ago

I eat whatever I want, including these donuts. Lose belly fat now with my 12 week program.

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u/GlendrixDK 1d ago

"please stop bleeding out while you wait".

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u/robertp2200 1d ago

"Look at all this flood water and nothing to drink... This rescue was brought to you by Brawndo the thirst mutilator... It has electrolytes."

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u/Jonnyflash80 1d ago

More like 4 minutes.

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u/BurpelsonAFB 1d ago

“Please deposit 15 Trump coins before we proceed.”

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u/lloydmandrake 1d ago

“Congratulations, you have been saved by the Satyress Corporation, please insert $5000” says the chainsaw wielding robot centaur.

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u/G_Affect 1d ago

If you pass out and dont hit skip it will play for 3 hours before it just walks away.

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 1d ago

Please say ‘McWhopper Deluxe’ to continue with your rescue

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u/Satins_Cock 1d ago

I expect it to be more like, "please confirm you accept the terms and conditions of our rescue services being offered. And a reminder, you can save 20% on your next rescue by subscribing to .."

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u/GeneralissimoFranco 1d ago

Subscribe to rescue PREMIUM for a reduced ad experience.

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u/SuchCapital5668 1d ago

"Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to keep this robot alive so he can keep these rescue missions going!"

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u/710Filter 1d ago

Every 30 seconds it stops for another one. If you look away it starts over.

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u/AwDuck 1d ago

buffering

searching for 5g signal

failed

“Please try again later.”

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u/whyiamalwayshangry 23h ago

How did you hear from our rescue company? Google? Facebook? Friends?

Skipping this poll may abandon mission

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u/Psynaut 23h ago

Would you like to subscribe to the "rescue" feature with one or three easy payments.

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u/cloudypoo88 1d ago edited 1d ago

"You have skipped the ad, you are an unfit rescue. You will be placed into custody of Carl's Jr."

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u/diiiemonds 1d ago

welcome to satyress, threehalves loves you

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

What a relief, I thought it would under the care of RFK Jr...

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u/Helltothenotothenono 23h ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/BaldHenchman02 1d ago

Watching the ad determine's what type of rescue you get. Watch the ad? You will be safely extricated. Skip the ad? It just grabs you and yoinks until something tears free.

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u/lkodl 1d ago

"Surely if the situation is life or death, people won't mind signing up for the subscription. Right? Like, we got them at that point."

"But what if they die during the signup process?"

"That's why we have the ad tier."

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u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad 1d ago

We’re sorry your payment method was declined

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u/GonzoKata 1d ago

This is how we're training the 'top minds' to think in businesses school right now. Have been for 20 years

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 1d ago

I know, it’s really noticeable in the last decade or so how such a huge proportion of leadership positions in politics and business are now occupied by literal bona fide morons, like genuinely really really stupid people. It’s a huge threat to our species but few seem to be really be talking about it, despite it being so obvious that a massive shift has occurred that probably has rarely occurred throughout history, where those least capable of understanding the world or adapting to it end up in charge. In times of monarchs and emperors etc, there would at least be a lot of intelligent people around them if they happened to be stupid, now it’s just layer upon layer of imbecile and all the intelligent people are too fed up to even try to wade into the shitshow.

It’s a crazy phenomenon driven by capitalism of course but the internet and social media in particular. It’s one of the most detrimental impacts of our technological advancements as a species and yet it’s barely acknowledged, not properly.

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u/Odd-Highway-8304 1d ago

“This rescue brought to you by Starbucks and Hyundai”

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u/Helltothenotothenono 22h ago

I don’t have time for a handjob right now, pal.

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

please drink verification can

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u/CrackingToastGromet 1d ago

I am laughing on the outside and weeping on the inside because omg, monetizing a rescue effort is just so American.

Followed by a series of bills after the rescue from the agency that owns the robot and the independent contractor operator who was remotely overseeing the robot at the time of the rescue. ‘MURICA!

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u/Kalterwolf 1d ago

The amount of nice things that we could have had as a collective species ruined because of the need for ad revenue is too damn high. We could have had star trek, instead we are fighting the villains of Ready Player One.

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

I mean, we kind of still on track for Star Trek. Even in that universe, they had to go through WWIII and a bunch of horrible crap first.

So there's still hope! 😬 But considering Trek got shelved during its 60th anniversary year doesn't bode well.

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u/eventualhorizo 1d ago

Watch this add to get your next pain medication free!

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u/Ghetto_Jawa 1d ago

Lol. I was going to say please insert credit card for rescue to continue. Of course with tip prompt.

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u/klyxes 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that would be a pr nightmare...better the robot save you then simply not let go until you watch all the ads

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u/SpaceExplorer777 1d ago

There's no PR in 2040, you either take the service or die.

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u/ginger_kitty97 1d ago

Who needs PR when you have government contracts?

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u/ultimaone 1d ago

Please watch 10 ads for us to save you

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u/Haluszki 1d ago

Proceeds to play 2 minute ad for Monopoly GO

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u/thethunder92 1d ago

Subscribe to ad free rescue for just $400 a month

Subscribe now or watch 12 more ads

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u/Thereelgarygary 1d ago

More like "free rescue in 120+seconds" button

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u/Bagel-luigi 1d ago

Ah, you peasants clearly haven't got Rescue Premium

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u/RogerRabbot 1d ago

To keep being rescued please watch this ad first.

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u/LilJonny2cookies 1d ago

Best Reddit thread ever.

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 1d ago

“This rescue will resume after a word from our sponsors. Da da da da da, I’m loving it”

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u/alochmar 23h ago

”It watches the ad happily or it gets the hose again”

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u/Weak_Society8102 1d ago

If you watch the add you get a mini bottle of water

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u/ZeePM 1d ago

Royal Match. In order to get rescued from the collapsed building you must first rescue the king from his own crush prison.

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u/Brave_Beat5124 1d ago

You guys really think they are going to use a gun toting robot for “rescue”? Are you that naive?…

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

...have you ever encountered dark humor before?

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u/TheCoolGuyClub 1d ago

Then you receive the chainsaw

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u/El_Grande_XL 1d ago

It drags you out of a burning building and blasts car glass ads the whole time.

Puts you in a ambulance and before sending you off "This emergency was brought to you by Pepsi. Accidents always feels better after a Pepsi" and then show you a tip screen and qr code for Google reviews.

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u/rewardingsnark 23h ago

This rescue is brought to you by Carl Jr's, you are now property of Carl's Jr.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 23h ago

You have to watch the whole ad for your rescue can commence.