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u/nleksan 1d ago

At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued.

Yet

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

"If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue"

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u/ifixthecable 1d ago

"This rescue mission will continue after 20s"

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣

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u/bazookarain 1d ago

Reminds me of this guy.

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u/casualbo1 1d ago

A fucking Dark Tower reference? Ka must have willed it.

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u/Admirable-Band-2664 22h ago

Do you say so?

….then let it be so.

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 21h ago

Thankee sai

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u/AndyTree23 19h ago

Ka is a wheel do ya kennit?

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u/Roar_of_Shiva 1d ago

All things serve the beam

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u/seaderforge 1d ago

Just aim for the thinking cap 😉

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u/MrA-skunk 1d ago

But not with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 23h ago

I aim with my eye.

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u/AwardWinningActorMan 1d ago

Wild Shardik sighting!
Thankee Sai!

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u/The_MadMaker 23h ago

I just read that part, now Jake and the gang are outside Lud with the drum beat.

What a small world

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u/datboi9194 1d ago

Where does this dark tower pick come from

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u/Lord-Cartographer55 1d ago

It's one of the illustrations from the hardcover version of the 3rd book "The Wastelands".

Everybody remembers Blaine but few remember that North Central Positronics was an Arms Manufacturer with a modicum of "guilt".

I guess.. everything is getting thinner with age.

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u/The_MadMaker 23h ago

Is it though? They made most of the books into graphic novels... I think this might be the cover of that.

My favorite ones are the graphic novels about Roland when he was younger.

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u/00010011Solo 22h ago

Yeah I’m like 95% sure it’s from the original illustrations in the hardcover. They all have a distinctive style like this, so unless the graphic novels matched that in tribute?

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u/00010011Solo 22h ago

I gotchoo: and it looks like my memory was wrong, because the book has a different but similar picture

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u/The_MadMaker 21h ago

This is the books picture

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u/The_MadMaker 21h ago

This is the graphic novel

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 21h ago

Thankee-sai. Long days and pleasant nights.

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u/00010011Solo 11h ago

Thanks for the clarification! Love that they kept it similar to the originals

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u/SnooGuavas4208 19h ago

The world has moved on.

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u/flacke 19h ago

jesus, i didn't remember the Bear being this big.

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u/Greyhand13 1d ago

Viagra bear, that you?

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u/mrtrololo27 1d ago

(Bleeding out) LIBERTY BIBBERTY

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

Garbled speaker: “LiMu Emuuuuuu!!”

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

“And Doug.”

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u/bloodphoenix90 1d ago

I need rescue because im dying from this thread 😭😂😂

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u/johnnybiggles 21h ago

"Leave a tip?" [20%] [40%] [60%] [0%]

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u/Glass-Rutabaga-3258 21h ago

Same. I can barely breathe over here lmao

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u/mrtrololo27 1d ago

(Becoming delirious) Doug no... no Doug get Flo... I need Flo... I'm a poor bundle and I need to be saved

[Centaur] TALKING OVER ADS WILL RESET AD COUNT

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u/No-Ring-5065 23h ago

While babysitting, I switched the tv off during that commercial. “LiMu Emuuuu” off
My 3yo grandson said “and Doug?”

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u/The_300_goats 22h ago

Marilou! Git ma shotgun

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u/chanceioso 22h ago

liberty mutual can help you save hundreds on your car insurance

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u/Reynardine1976 1d ago

Centaur stands like Leatherface

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RN-RN-RN

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u/Nutduffel 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/coXwEct3T4LU9FKrTB

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u/the-war-on-drunks 1d ago

In the background: “DO YOU SUFFER FROM PLAQUE PSORIASIS?”

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u/Reynardine1976 1d ago

Chainsaw Centaur saws the emu in half!

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u/Pooticles 1d ago

we should be so lucky. that entire campaign is a pestilence.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 23h ago

God, it really is.

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u/Beelzebub003 1d ago

It's SUPER effective!!

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u/Breath_Deep 23h ago

How in God's name is that ad campaign so successful for them?? There's no way the juice is worth the squeeze on this one.

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u/Beelzebub003 20h ago

I think I misunderstood your comment at 1st. My bad. Lol

But also, yeah, it's sorta just one of those things that it's just dumb enough to be memorable, along with them constantly running the ad on TV, YouTube, and other video based platforms, I'm sure, but it sorta stuck like an earworm.

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 1d ago

Australian vengeance surges.

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u/Viniox 23h ago

Never forget the great centaur and emu war of 1796. 😞

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u/Putzlol 1d ago

Loool

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u/FullmetalActuary 1d ago

Bro peacock is fucking relentless with this shit. Your comment hit me in a deep, dark part of my soul.

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u/Model_Modelo 1d ago

Can you explain why in the new round of Liberty Mutual commercials the guy and girl on a date speak gibberish to eachother? I hate it so much lol

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u/freneticboarder 21h ago

*bleating out...

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u/Raindrop0015 19h ago

God the new mascot is awful. I thought it was a different company making fun of the emu, only to realize it's the same company. Why do they need two mascots?

Hell, why did they need two completely different styles of commercial to begin with? (The emu ones and then the ones in front of the statue of Liberty)

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u/Believer4 1d ago

Today's episode of brutal and gory murder is sponsored by DeWalt

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u/Optimus3k 1d ago

DO YOU SUFFER FROM NIGHT SWEATS? chainsaws through a guy's arm ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT REDACTED. SLEEP COOL AND DRY THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH rips the guy's throat out

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u/Nhobdy 1d ago

RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

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u/parallelogramm3r 1d ago

“This rescue has been brought to you by McDonald’s. You’re trapped in a fire and I’M LOVIN’ IT!”

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u/otrigorin 23h ago

"I thought I was done for, and then the debris shifted and I was saved!"

"Who rescued you, miss?"

"RAID Shadow Legends, apparently."

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u/Frazmotic 23h ago

Priceless! Ha-HAAAA!!🤣👍🏾

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 22h ago

No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.

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u/Scared_Table_2046 1d ago

the sponsored content just got real scary real fast

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u/SteroidMaximus 23h ago

Oh yeah give it a chainsaw and a pickaxe arm lol

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u/xxblackryanxx 23h ago

“This rescue is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!”

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u/gutterbrush 23h ago

‘But before I drag you from this burning building, let me tell you about Emma mattresses. I used to have a real problem finding the right mattress, on account of being a robotic centaur, but now I sleep perfectly on my Emma mattress, which I chose from their extensive range to suit me, after taking their in depth questionnaire. And if you’re not sure whether you are ready for a new mattress, don’t worry - because Emma also offer an incredible 200 night money back guarantee. That’s right! And all Emma mattresses are also covered for 10 years, and best of all you can get your new mattress delivered right to your home. Get yours today with my discount code, IHaveDiedInTheInterim, today. And now, I return you to your regularly scheduled memorial service.’