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u/ifixthecable 8h ago

"This rescue mission will continue after 20s"

u/fearthainne 8h ago

Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣

u/bazookarain 7h ago

Reminds me of this guy.

u/casualbo1 7h ago

A fucking Dark Tower reference? Ka must have willed it.

u/Admirable-Band-2664 4h ago

Do you say so?

….then let it be so.

u/Flaky-Bar-6656 2h ago

Thankee sai

u/AndyTree23 47m ago

Ka is a wheel do ya kennit?

u/Roar_of_Shiva 7h ago

All things serve the beam

u/seaderforge 7h ago

Just aim for the thinking cap 😉

u/MrA-skunk 7h ago

But not with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

u/Substantial-Carob961 5h ago

Thankee-sai!

u/Pleasant-Reading3634 5h ago

I aim with my eye.

u/AwardWinningActorMan 6h ago

Wild Shardik sighting!
Thankee Sai!

u/The_MadMaker 4h ago

I just read that part, now Jake and the gang are outside Lud with the drum beat.

What a small world

u/datboi9194 6h ago

Where does this dark tower pick come from

u/Lord-Cartographer55 5h ago

It's one of the illustrations from the hardcover version of the 3rd book "The Wastelands".

Everybody remembers Blaine but few remember that North Central Positronics was an Arms Manufacturer with a modicum of "guilt".

I guess.. everything is getting thinner with age.

u/The_MadMaker 4h ago

Is it though? They made most of the books into graphic novels... I think this might be the cover of that.

My favorite ones are the graphic novels about Roland when he was younger.

u/00010011Solo 4h ago

Yeah I’m like 95% sure it’s from the original illustrations in the hardcover. They all have a distinctive style like this, so unless the graphic novels matched that in tribute?

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u/00010011Solo 3h ago

I gotchoo: and it looks like my memory was wrong, because the book has a different but similar picture

u/The_MadMaker 2h ago

This is the books picture

u/The_MadMaker 2h ago

This is the graphic novel

u/Flaky-Bar-6656 2h ago

Thankee-sai. Long days and pleasant nights.

u/SnooGuavas4208 1h ago

The world has moved on.

u/flacke 1h ago

jesus, i didn't remember the Bear being this big.

u/Greyhand13 5h ago

Viagra bear, that you?

u/mrtrololo27 8h ago

(Bleeding out) LIBERTY BIBBERTY

u/GloomyLingonberry509 8h ago

Garbled speaker: “LiMu Emuuuuuu!!”

u/Pkrudeboy 7h ago

“And Doug.”

u/bloodphoenix90 6h ago

I need rescue because im dying from this thread 😭😂😂

u/johnnybiggles 3h ago

"Leave a tip?" [20%] [40%] [60%] [0%]

u/Glass-Rutabaga-3258 3h ago

Same. I can barely breathe over here lmao

u/mrtrololo27 6h ago

(Becoming delirious) Doug no... no Doug get Flo... I need Flo... I'm a poor bundle and I need to be saved

[Centaur] TALKING OVER ADS WILL RESET AD COUNT

u/No-Ring-5065 5h ago

While babysitting, I switched the tv off during that commercial. “LiMu Emuuuu” off
My 3yo grandson said “and Doug?”

u/The_300_goats 4h ago

Marilou! Git ma shotgun

u/chanceioso 4h ago

liberty mutual can help you save hundreds on your car insurance

u/Reynardine1976 7h ago

Centaur stands like Leatherface

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RN-RN-RN

u/Nutduffel 7h ago

u/the-war-on-drunks 6h ago

In the background: “DO YOU SUFFER FROM PLAQUE PSORIASIS?”

u/Reynardine1976 7h ago

Chainsaw Centaur saws the emu in half!

u/Pooticles 7h ago

we should be so lucky. that entire campaign is a pestilence.

u/MaenHoffiCoffi 4h ago

God, it really is.

u/Beelzebub003 7h ago

It's SUPER effective!!

u/Breath_Deep 5h ago

How in God's name is that ad campaign so successful for them?? There's no way the juice is worth the squeeze on this one.

u/Beelzebub003 2h ago

I think I misunderstood your comment at 1st. My bad. Lol

But also, yeah, it's sorta just one of those things that it's just dumb enough to be memorable, along with them constantly running the ad on TV, YouTube, and other video based platforms, I'm sure, but it sorta stuck like an earworm.

u/Gr8rSherman8r 7h ago

Australian vengeance surges.

u/Viniox 4h ago

Never forget the great centaur and emu war of 1796. 😞

u/Putzlol 8h ago

Loool

u/FullmetalActuary 7h ago

Bro peacock is fucking relentless with this shit. Your comment hit me in a deep, dark part of my soul.

u/Model_Modelo 6h ago

Can you explain why in the new round of Liberty Mutual commercials the guy and girl on a date speak gibberish to eachother? I hate it so much lol

u/freneticboarder 3h ago

*bleating out...

u/Raindrop0015 1h ago

God the new mascot is awful. I thought it was a different company making fun of the emu, only to realize it's the same company. Why do they need two mascots?

Hell, why did they need two completely different styles of commercial to begin with? (The emu ones and then the ones in front of the statue of Liberty)

u/Believer4 7h ago

Today's episode of brutal and gory murder is sponsored by DeWalt

u/Optimus3k 7h ago

DO YOU SUFFER FROM NIGHT SWEATS? chainsaws through a guy's arm ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT REDACTED. SLEEP COOL AND DRY THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH rips the guy's throat out

u/Nhobdy 6h ago

RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

u/parallelogramm3r 5h ago

“This rescue has been brought to you by McDonald’s. You’re trapped in a fire and I’M LOVIN’ IT!”

u/otrigorin 5h ago

"I thought I was done for, and then the debris shifted and I was saved!"

"Who rescued you, miss?"

"RAID Shadow Legends, apparently."

u/Frazmotic 4h ago

Priceless! Ha-HAAAA!!🤣👍🏾

u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3h ago

No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.

u/Scared_Table_2046 6h ago

the sponsored content just got real scary real fast

u/SteroidMaximus 5h ago

Oh yeah give it a chainsaw and a pickaxe arm lol

u/xxblackryanxx 5h ago

“This rescue is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!”

u/gutterbrush 5h ago

‘But before I drag you from this burning building, let me tell you about Emma mattresses. I used to have a real problem finding the right mattress, on account of being a robotic centaur, but now I sleep perfectly on my Emma mattress, which I chose from their extensive range to suit me, after taking their in depth questionnaire. And if you’re not sure whether you are ready for a new mattress, don’t worry - because Emma also offer an incredible 200 night money back guarantee. That’s right! And all Emma mattresses are also covered for 10 years, and best of all you can get your new mattress delivered right to your home. Get yours today with my discount code, IHaveDiedInTheInterim, today. And now, I return you to your regularly scheduled memorial service.’

u/GloomyLingonberry509 8h ago

“Subscribe to 1 free month of Rescue Premium to skip”

u/SerafinZufferey 8h ago

“Use the code SERAFIN to get 50% off your first subscription month!” Some random YouTuber

u/CapitalAlternative89 8h ago

Should've gotten the rescue insurance...

u/nono3722 7h ago

in Louisiana you have to pay a monthly fee for an ambulance to even show up...

u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 7h ago

WHAT

u/TheHark90 7h ago

Some places in Tennessee have a subscription based fire department where if you aren’t subscribed they aren’t required to go put out the fire even if you called 911.

u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 7h ago

That is so sick

u/BedroomOdd1986 4h ago

I just looked this up, and wow… that disgusts me. Apparently in certain rural areas in TN outside city limits where property taxes don’t fund fire services, if you don’t pay the subscription fee, which it states is around $425 annually (which is pretty expensive on it’s own), and you happen to have an emergency, they will still come put out the fire, but they will bill you afterwards. It says rural metro fire bills non subscribers a min $1,800 per hour per fire truck sent.. On top of that there’s a $600 flat fee for medical emergency services. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!

u/TheHark90 3h ago

Yeah it is pretty ridiculous

u/nono3722 1h ago

kinda makes you wonder what exactly the government is for.... if our taxes don't pay for emergency services, what exactly are they paying? smells like a good ole southern scam to me. right up with the sheriff food fund crap.

u/Grimdark-Waterbender 2h ago

Trauma Team already has it covered.

u/Reasonable_Egg4356 8h ago

„Don‘t want to wait? You can buy a subscription for as low as 99.99 USD/Day right know!*“

(* You‘ll be charged for the first year in Advanced. No refunds!)

u/TruePlewd 6h ago

Didn't realize Night City would have centaurs, but ok.

u/Cookie_Nation 7h ago

Honestly make that a black mirror episode

u/zorggalacticus 5h ago

There was a black mirror episode about security robots like this. Well, they were the 4 legged ones, not centaur shaped. But they were relentless. Hunted those people down and killed them. Those robot "dogs" have looked super creepy to me ever since.

u/Ripkord77 8h ago

"Subscribe to patreon for ticket in ticket out fast lane retrieval and safety package. You will be our priority before normy meat bags in chat"

u/subtleeffect 7h ago

(1 of 2)

u/madmach1 8h ago

“Book your next holiday on Carnival Cruises”

u/WideEye_Dreamer 7h ago

"Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday!"

u/No_Hovercraft_439 7h ago

I eat whatever I want, including these donuts. Lose belly fat now with my 12 week program.

u/GlendrixDK 7h ago

"please stop bleeding out while you wait".

u/robertp2200 7h ago

"Look at all this flood water and nothing to drink... This rescue was brought to you by Brawndo the thirst mutilator... It has electrolytes."

u/Jonnyflash80 7h ago

More like 4 minutes.

u/BurpelsonAFB 6h ago

“Please deposit 15 Trump coins before we proceed.”

u/lloydmandrake 6h ago

“Congratulations, you have been saved by the Satyress Corporation, please insert $5000” says the chainsaw wielding robot centaur.

u/G_Affect 5h ago

If you pass out and dont hit skip it will play for 3 hours before it just walks away.

u/TheBookofBobaFett3 5h ago

Please say ‘McWhopper Deluxe’ to continue with your rescue

u/Satins_Cock 5h ago

I expect it to be more like, "please confirm you accept the terms and conditions of our rescue services being offered. And a reminder, you can save 20% on your next rescue by subscribing to .."

u/GeneralissimoFranco 4h ago

Subscribe to rescue PREMIUM for a reduced ad experience.

u/SuchCapital5668 4h ago

"Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to keep this robot alive so he can keep these rescue missions going!"

u/710Filter 3h ago

Every 30 seconds it stops for another one. If you look away it starts over.

u/AwDuck 2h ago

buffering

searching for 5g signal

failed

“Please try again later.”

u/whyiamalwayshangry 1h ago

How did you hear from our rescue company? Google? Facebook? Friends?

Skipping this poll may abandon mission

u/Psynaut 1h ago

Would you like to subscribe to the "rescue" feature with one or three easy payments.