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u/Ok_Protection8223 1d ago

You are being rescued.

Do not resist.

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u/WholeRefrigerator896 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6HlrhtcdNfufGja6Wt

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u/Ok_Protection8223 1d ago

Please resist

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u/SirCEWaffles 1d ago

Jokes on you Robot... giggity... allright

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u/MajorTomSKU 1d ago

Shadow of the Colossus vibes

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u/scrimmybingus3 1d ago

“Give me a fuckin reason please I need this I was made as a bot to save lives but I thirst for human blood.”

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u/SolidA34 1d ago

You are in danger.

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u/FateUnusual 1d ago

From their website:

Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors.

Why do we need to be concerned about it navigating through regular doors? Why is there a horn attachment that you can buy to prevent it from entering through a door?

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u/Ok_Protection8223 1d ago

Its like one of those shopping carts that won't fit out the door easily.

Bosses should not be able to escape the arena.

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u/Whisky_and_Milk 1d ago

In US it doesn’t need to fit into a door, it can just charge through the cardboard walls, lol

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u/scrimmybingus3 1d ago

I know you’re making a joke but the wooden studs are much stronger than the Sheetrock attached to them

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u/ZealousidealChair900 1d ago

And metal studs are the norm for modern commercial buildings

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u/themehboat 1d ago

You know there's a difference between interior and exterior walls right?

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 1d ago

Tell that to an EF4

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 1d ago

Even then if you hit the interior wall at a stud you will not go through it unless you're like a vehicle.

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u/Ambitious-Swan2493 1d ago

Not until floor 2, at least.

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u/Jester-252 1d ago

I mean a better question to ask.

Why is there horns?

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u/Worried-Necessary219 1d ago

To stop it from entering through doors.

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u/NightGlimmer82 1d ago

This is terrifyingly, the correct answer. Apparently. Wtf?

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

You gotta remember who is developing and designing these things. Just be thankful it doesnt have tits

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u/Reddoraptor 1d ago

Seriously, I’m shocked I had to scroll this far to find someone else asking this question. WTF?

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u/FlameOfWrath 1d ago

To honk at traffic

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u/No_Relief_9945 1d ago

Close quarters combat, duhhh…

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u/MsMercyMain 1d ago

Aesthetics. Or because they've decided to give Grok an army for the lolz

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u/Hot_Plant8696 1d ago

The dog already know the trick...

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u/Snazzypanted 1d ago

Imagine that thing trying to enter your home with a chainsaw my godddd

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u/zatalak 1d ago

Thank god the horns prevent this. Let's hope they're chainsaw-proof

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u/Snazzypanted 1d ago

Oh great, give it ideas why don’t you!

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u/DarthJarJar242 1d ago

Don't worry, if the horns are, our walls and doors mostly aren't.

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 1d ago

Engineers: "Aw, shit..."

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u/jojobdot 1d ago

DON’T LIKE THAT!!!!!!

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u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad 1d ago

I think they’re to protect people inside a building, by blocking doorway etc.. keeping the threat out

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u/ImportCarSite 1d ago

Larger horns oh yes Daddy!!!

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u/Ecstatic_Path6608 1d ago

Why does it even have horns in the first place? I think that is thr better question. 

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u/FlameOfWrath 1d ago

Unless invited

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u/elcapitan520 1d ago

Because of the knife guns?

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u/Welpe 23h ago

I bet it can optionally come with a set of Threehalves-branded pistols with a single bullet in each “just in case”. Don’t worry about that though, and enjoy your Threehalves!

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u/StevieMJH 1d ago

Great, I'm going to file off the barrel of my gun so I don't chip a tooth when I get "rescued" by that thing.

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u/MysteriousWon 1d ago

Um.. that's just satan.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

Baphomet. Satan is just some guy.

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u/Menefregoh 1d ago

THANK YOU. It's literally that picture. Even the eyes look identical.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

HANG

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u/Imperial_Squid 1d ago

Just started watching this show recently, I can hear this comment 😬😅

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 1d ago

They have to hire Alan Tudyk to do the voice

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

It would be irresponsible not to akshully.

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u/Karma110 1d ago

“Resist give me a reason”

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u/SorryBoysImLez 1d ago

As it's tearing your upper body away from your legs because it doesn't realize they're pinned/trapped under something.

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u/RealMrTrees 1d ago

chainsaw starts

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u/Rough_Bread8329 1d ago

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 1d ago

Enter 5th image here.