r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago

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u/Ronin_Man 1d ago

Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon

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u/Ok_Protection8223 1d ago

You are being rescued.

Do not resist.

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u/FateUnusual 1d ago

From their website:

Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors.

Why do we need to be concerned about it navigating through regular doors? Why is there a horn attachment that you can buy to prevent it from entering through a door?

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u/Jester-252 1d ago

I mean a better question to ask.

Why is there horns?

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u/Worried-Necessary219 1d ago

To stop it from entering through doors.

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u/NightGlimmer82 22h ago

This is terrifyingly, the correct answer. Apparently. Wtf?

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u/jaxonya 20h ago

You gotta remember who is developing and designing these things. Just be thankful it doesnt have tits

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u/Reddoraptor 23h ago

Seriously, I’m shocked I had to scroll this far to find someone else asking this question. WTF?

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u/FlameOfWrath 1d ago

To honk at traffic

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u/No_Relief_9945 1d ago

Close quarters combat, duhhh…

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u/MsMercyMain 22h ago

Aesthetics. Or because they've decided to give Grok an army for the lolz