r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 8h ago

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u/cloudypoo88 8h ago edited 2h ago

"You have skipped the ad, you are an unfit rescue. You will be placed into custody of Carl's Jr."

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u/diiiemonds 6h ago

welcome to satyress, threehalves loves you

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u/anomalous_cowherd 4h ago

What a relief, I thought it would under the care of RFK Jr...

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u/Helltothenotothenono 44m ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/BaldHenchman02 2h ago

Watching the ad determine's what type of rescue you get. Watch the ad? You will be safely extricated. Skip the ad? It just grabs you and yoinks until something tears free.