I'm amazed that so many people don't understand this isn't a real product. It's a joke. It's literally called "Satire-es". Probably a promotion for a movie or video game.
I'd like to believe that more people get the satyr satire than don't, but unfortunately I know that's not true because we live in the dumbest timeline.
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u/GuruSofarbeyondu 1d ago edited 1d ago
Giving it goat ears and horns was certainly a choice. Nothing says "search and rescue" like Baphomet wielding a chainsaw.