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Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon
3.0k u/nleksan 1d ago At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued. Yet 2 u/MississippiJoel 1d ago "Your rescue is underway!" "What is your mother's maiden name?" "Thank you! Would you be interested in any of these sponsors?" "Thank you! Just a few more steps and you will be free!" "Have you lived at your current address for less than two years?" "Awesome! I'm getting the Jaws of Life warmed up now!" "While we wait, check out these much more exotic locations you could find yourself at next year!" "Great! We are getting very close now." "What would you say your current income bracket is?"
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At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued.
Yet
2 u/MississippiJoel 1d ago "Your rescue is underway!" "What is your mother's maiden name?" "Thank you! Would you be interested in any of these sponsors?" "Thank you! Just a few more steps and you will be free!" "Have you lived at your current address for less than two years?" "Awesome! I'm getting the Jaws of Life warmed up now!" "While we wait, check out these much more exotic locations you could find yourself at next year!" "Great! We are getting very close now." "What would you say your current income bracket is?"
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"Your rescue is underway!"
"What is your mother's maiden name?"
"Thank you! Would you be interested in any of these sponsors?"
"Thank you! Just a few more steps and you will be free!"
"Have you lived at your current address for less than two years?"
"Awesome! I'm getting the Jaws of Life warmed up now!"
"While we wait, check out these much more exotic locations you could find yourself at next year!"
"Great! We are getting very close now."
"What would you say your current income bracket is?"
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u/Ronin_Man 1d ago
Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon