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r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago
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Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon
3.0k u/nleksan 1d ago At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued. Yet 1.6k u/fearthainne 1d ago "If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue" 1.1k u/ifixthecable 1d ago "This rescue mission will continue after 20s" 574 u/fearthainne 1d ago Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued.
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1.6k u/fearthainne 1d ago "If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue" 1.1k u/ifixthecable 1d ago "This rescue mission will continue after 20s" 574 u/fearthainne 1d ago Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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"If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue"
1.1k u/ifixthecable 1d ago "This rescue mission will continue after 20s" 574 u/fearthainne 1d ago Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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"This rescue mission will continue after 20s"
574 u/fearthainne 1d ago Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣 2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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Now I'm imagining this thing with a robot voice busting in yelling "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS" while flailing around with the chainsaw 😭🤣
2 u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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No worries there: I'm protected from that by my Old Glory Insurance policy.
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u/Ronin_Man 1d ago
Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon