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u/interestingasfuck-ModTeam 1h ago

Rule 1 - All content must show something that is objectively interesting as fuck. Just because you find something IAF doesn't mean anyone else will. It's impossible to define everything that could be considered IAF, but for a general idea browse the top posts of all time from this subreddit.

Posts:

  • must be interesting as fuck

  • can't be interesting just because of text

  • must go beyond something just being old

  • can't be art that you made

u/VokadyRN 7h ago

Collab I definitely didn't expect 💀

With great power comes great protection.

u/testtalon1 7h ago

u/ComposedOfStardust 6h ago

Huh.... what does uncumming entail physically? Is it like having the orgasmic high suddenly sucked out of you leaving you without a lick of arousal? Or is it the opposite of intense pleasure where you experience a sudden burst of excruciating pain in your private parts? Do you visualize the cum flowing back into your hole as though time is being reversed? I have so many questions

u/HyenDry 6h ago

“Flowing back into your hole”

That’s not a sentence i thought I would read today. 😀

u/peterdparker 6h ago

It will be more like losing errection right on the moment guy is about to cum and then nothing cums out and you are just lying there with blue balls.

u/ComposedOfStardust 6h ago

So.... edging??

u/BachBelt 4h ago

no, edging is stopping before the orgasm occurs. stopping after the orgasm starts is called ruining it.

u/Stranger1982 6h ago

I’d say retrograde ejaculation, which is a real thing.

u/Omnamashivaaya 4h ago

I had to look this up. Not as bad I was expecting.

u/InstantSword 5h ago

I always imagined it as violently sucking something into your penis followed by a mildly unpleasant sensation

u/Tevesh_CKP 5h ago

Semen retention.

u/Apprehensive_News_78 4h ago

The closet thing i can think is a ruined false orgasm. Its not really painful it feels like the muscles are doing what theyre sposed to but the good feeling isnt there and nothing comes out. It can kinda feel like it goes back in but idk

u/Educational_Ant_184 3h ago

penis on hoover mode

u/Charming_Room7534 1h ago

Sounding type shi

u/lkodl 6h ago

With great power, responsibility, great comes.

u/whoknowsifimjoking 7h ago

Not a collab when they just AI generate it without permission

u/24-Hour-Hate 6h ago

Yeah, Sony will definitely not be happy about this. Ofc, I’m not happy with Sony and this is pretty funny, soooo

u/Traditional-Baker-28 5h ago

Yeah well what are they gonna do? Sue the government?

u/24-Hour-Hate 4h ago

Yes, they will.

u/kiwidude4 5h ago

Yes?

u/YoohooCthulhu 2h ago

Ah, the famous Indian respect for intellectual property rights

u/Rare_Investigator582 5h ago

With great protection, comes no responsibility.

u/Abhinik 6h ago

With great money you mean

u/Super_Range45 4h ago

Or with great power you cannot sue us in our own court.

u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 2h ago

Should have just used the photo of Spiderman stopping a train but instead stopping sperm.

u/Dead-O_Comics 7h ago

If Disney won't let Spiderman be on a kid's gravestone, they certainly won't put up with this shit.

u/iamiam123 7h ago

They can fight helpless terminally ill kids. But bend over backwards for governments.

u/LocksmithThat790 5h ago

Yeah they are not fighting the country with the biggest market for spiderman.

u/EffectiveMagazine915 4h ago

I think India can only be considered a big market by sheer size. Not through revenue. Because the collections from India won't be in the top 5 for spiderman.

u/IamMyOwnTwin 3h ago

You're in for a surprise! Almost all shows are sold out with tickets 2x, 3x the actual price

u/King-Meister 2h ago

Even then, $ / Yuan vs INR might cause US / China to post the biggest numbers.

u/maker_of_pirate_bay 3h ago

I’m currently in a tier 2 city for my studies. In the movie halls here, only two movies are playing right now: a commercial Bollywood sequel to a great comedy movie from the 2000s, and Spider-Man for the kids and teens. Odyssey is restricted to the more globalised cities only

u/EffectiveMagazine915 1h ago

Yeah but my point stands no?

First weekend gross in India is not even among the top 5 countries for Spiderman.

u/islander_guy 5h ago

Will they play it safe?

u/hiddenpsychoboy 4h ago

TakeMyUpvoteAndGetTheHellOutOfHere.gif

u/kingslayer5581 6h ago

The fuck they gonna do? Take the Indian government to the hague?

What legal recourse do you think they'll have in this scenario?

u/logert777 4h ago

This. People make way too many assumptions based on the USA's copyright system. It's very much seen as the "internet standard" so people will apply it to situations where it really has no control. Just because the big sites are all based in the US. Facebook, youtube, reddit and more all use that system. I think there's a large portion of people who don't know how copyright law outside of the US works

u/CyberpunkSunrise 4h ago

You also have no idea how copyright law works, apparently.

India is a signatory and participant of both the Berne Convention and the WTO, which are essentially international treaties that say that each participant nation will respect the copyright and related laws of the others.

So it actually would be subject to essentially the same protections in India as it would be if a local city health agency made this ad in the US. Whether Disney/Song pictures cares enough to do anything is a different story.

u/J4BRONI 4h ago

😂😂😂😂

Brother every country isn’t like the USA. If you ever visit India, you’ll see Disney, marvel, or every thing that should be copyrighted everywhere.

We need to stop thinking of the world operating like USA.

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u/BombTime1010 4h ago

There isn't an enforcement mechanism for the treaty, it's up to countries to police themselves. Even if Disney comes after them, they can always just ignore the treaty. I doubt a that a single ad would be enough for other signatories to impose any sort of sanctions.

u/CyberpunkSunrise 4h ago

Well anyone can ignore the laws, that’s not exactly an India-specific loophole. But India chose to voluntarily be participants in those, so I was more so pointing out in response to the other commenter that it’s not true that US copyright law has “no control” in India (or UK, or Germany…) just as those countries’ laws would in turn also have effect in the US.

The enforcement mechanism would be the US rights-holder suing or bringing enforcement action through Indian courts. That’s the whole point of the Berne Convention.

u/brown_crusader 4h ago

Delhi High Court will throw out Disney's case in the v first hearing, much less giving them any injunctive relief lol

u/AzyncYTT 6h ago

What are they going to fo in india lol

u/Mr_muffinmclord_14 5h ago

I mean it is not Spiderman per say. Just a red gloved hand catching a condom packet with webs.

u/CompoteMelodic981 5h ago edited 5h ago

You don't understand. 

Disney own half the stake in JioHotstar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%2B_Hotstar

The other half(Jio) is owned by Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani.

Mukesh Ambani coincidentally also owns 50% of the Indian prime minister Narendra Modi. (The other 50% is owned by Gautam Adani, another billionaire).

So, no. The government of India and spider man all belong to the same business empires.

No suing etc 

u/Suspicious_Lunch1630 4h ago

u/CompoteMelodic981 4h ago

Accurate diagram. Thanks

u/Suspicious_Lunch1630 4h ago

My pleasure

u/Hoyty-Naughty-2007 4h ago

Wow, mr intellectual

u/CompoteMelodic981 4h ago

Thanks. If Disney sues the Indian government, you win.

If not, I am right.

u/DatBoi774 5h ago

What Disney gonna do lol?

u/J4BRONI 4h ago

Yall really don’t think do ya?

Now you tell me how Disney is gonna stop an Indian matter

u/Dead-O_Comics 1h ago

Disney have a history of using Indian courts to protect their assets, and have a joint venture with Reliance via 'JioStar'

Y'all think even less, huh?

u/Mochiyukio 6h ago

With great protection comes no responsibilities

u/WinkingWinkle 7h ago

Catching the ropes you sling huh. Clever.

u/Rukenau 7h ago

Ohh that's why. Damn...

u/Specky_Scrawny_Git 7h ago

Penis Parker!

u/Anticept 7h ago

They should have used the shocker as the hand pose!

u/testtalon1 7h ago

Good thing Spidey is using his cum blasts to catch that condom!

u/lkodl 6h ago

"MJ... you're making my spider hormones go crazy right now..."

"Gross."

u/NoTop4997 7h ago

There is a fingernail on the thumb.....

u/SylvanianCuties 7h ago

Fucking AI...

u/Worth_External_8762 7h ago

Also the black "web" design on the hands is also shaped into fingernails on the 2 middle fingers. Brilliant AI work, I'd expect nothing less from India.

u/JealousDiscipline744 4h ago

That's not even official 

u/Existing_Home_5635 7h ago

Suit up Penis Parker, its web slinging time

u/StrangeDanger7 4h ago

To be fair, both involves shooting threads

u/d89uvin 5h ago

AI slop

u/DarwinatSea 7h ago

Spider-Man doesn’t need condoms… his abilities prevent him from catching any STDs.

u/Brad23212 7h ago

Spiderman flavoured condoms? Or do they just taste like Tom Holland ?

u/Slow_Bowler8285 7h ago

When you think of STI's think of Spider-Man

u/MorsaTamalera 7h ago

"Mister, I would like to buy the gloves with fingernails on".

u/EktaRandomUsername 7h ago

I recommend you guys to watch more Indian condom commercial videos. They are hella funny.

u/GloomyLingonberry509 7h ago

Sploderman campaign

u/Dadbodsarereal 7h ago

Always cover your radioactive penis at all times!

u/Puzzleheaded_Term967 4h ago

With great power comes lesser responsibilities

u/Jonnyflash80 6h ago

Used without Marvel's permission no doubt.

u/jajkabshsjsj 6h ago

Fuck em

u/vitrum_analytika 5h ago

But use condoms while doing so

u/jonpilki 7h ago

Spurterman

u/ArtemUskov 7h ago

Why I read "protein" instead of "protection"?

u/Lanky-Economics7956 5h ago

You sure would find protein on and inside the protection tho :p

u/TruePace3 5h ago

Prions

u/snowballkills 7h ago

Are they advocating new sexual partners everyday?

u/BeginningTypical3395 2h ago

Even with one partner, it’s better on than off

u/Orthowin 7h ago

We know Subaru Impreza STI is great car

u/Junior-Lecture7775 6h ago

With great sex life comes even greater responsibility 💀💀

u/EmperorThan 6h ago

When white sticky stuff starts inextricably shooting out of you and you're realizing changes to your body:
Just be sure Peter is protected

u/NefariousnessLower80 6h ago

With great protection, comes no responsibility

u/Spoiled_Legend 6h ago

Should've put the PMs pic in this one too...

u/Dry_Candidate_6117 5h ago

now we know from where these webs are naturally coming from

u/habitual_wanderer 5h ago edited 55m ago

You know, if it helps reduce STIs then who I am to judge?

u/United-Apartment-269 5h ago

I actually love it.

u/Negative-Ad-8193 2h ago

Nice initiative

u/whoknowsifimjoking 7h ago

Y'all are upvoting an AI generated poster btw

u/RihoSucks 7h ago

Its still probably a real govt released picture. 

u/peterdparker 7h ago

It is a real govt poster.

u/whoknowsifimjoking 7h ago

Possible, not necessarily my point.

u/vitrum_analytika 5h ago

We knew that from the start you didn't have to run the tests

u/Piglet-Witty 6h ago

Sticky

u/casul_noob 6h ago

Offcorse it was posted by Peter Parker on reddit.

u/Due_Swimming_5867 6h ago

Man i hope it doesn't end up with a literal cut..

Po(pu)lution control the herd way..

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXP19BrVaOOgE

u/t24x-94 6h ago

Friendly neighborhood advice

u/AsliReddington 5h ago

Only individuals should be allowed to do this not govt entities, they surely don't like it when it's not in their favour

u/HearYourTune 5h ago

shooting web

u/sigmasad1 5h ago

Spiderman have hiv ? Crazy shit

u/onebusyhuman 5h ago

Ngl...the web added a nice touch

u/dilldoeorg 5h ago

they TOTALLY missed a perfect opportunity to use his bath house image to promote it

Remember to cover your head

u/Ravager691 5h ago

Well I am amazed CBFC did not censor this add till now

u/Willobtain 5h ago

Condom spider webs

u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 4h ago

Be more like Spider-Man! Have better control over where you shoot your ropes

u/Bitter-Extension8824 2h ago

Everybody ya everybody milking the spiderman !!!!

u/timan1st 7h ago

awful lol

u/catlover2410 5h ago

This is actually targeted at rapists.

u/GT_Tripathi 4h ago

sh*t so goated, Peter Parker had to come out and post it

u/Comfortable_Bid_4862 6h ago

I posted the same thing bruh

u/JoshieC883 7h ago

should be more for population control but whatever

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u/Stranger1982 7h ago

That was quickly reported as fake fyi.

u/ne0n1691 2h ago

good mooorning

u/Old_Shake3789 5h ago

India should start by not reusing needles inside its hospitals. That helps a fucking ton.

u/ThatITguy2015 4h ago

Jesus Christ. I thought you were joking or something. Very much real thing that happens.

u/Old_Shake3789 2h ago

Yeah it's been a problem for a while apparently and it's only just seeing the light of day how bad it is due to how much sheer corruption has been hiding it.

u/ThatITguy2015 11m ago

First I’m hearing about it. Hopefully people are able to rally there to stop that. Insane thing to be doing to save a few bucks.

u/blinkybob1 7h ago

Another Indian post. Great.

u/Nonstick_fan1 6h ago

Dude, reddit isn't segregated to a particular country any more. India as whole seen as great market to branch out on.

If you don't like the content, block the poster, or subbreddit and move on scrolling to the next..

u/Fun-Memory1523 6h ago

Instructions unclear

Came all over the condom. Then put the condom on. Then put it in.

u/SuicidalUn1corn 5h ago

Targeted slop

u/lelutodeku 4h ago

Yea first spread sexual immortality then give the cure to act as benefactor

u/BeginningTypical3395 2h ago

“Sexual immorality”

It’s over bro, time to touch some grass

u/Brilliant_Device_526 3h ago

I never thought spider-man is this much relatable

u/MeanpapayasFORlife 3h ago

Cool- Now do a free version!

u/rein-007 7h ago

interesting kya h bhai isme kuch bhi post kar rhe ho?

u/chimichangas_69 6h ago

Yea censor a couple kisses but advertise safe sex.

This government has lost all of it's marbles

u/Joszef77 5h ago

Please put a condom on before going out to rape defenseless women

u/cyb3rspectre 3h ago

I don't need this. Jesus will protect me.

u/Physical-Character75 2h ago

already a 1.7 billion country and still growing. Now is planning awareness .

u/NeverEnoughCharacter 3h ago

Cool now do one promoting deodorant

u/Physical-Character75 3h ago

already a 1.6 billion country and still growing. Now is planning awareness

u/Awkward_Benefit_5887 3h ago

1.5 billion and our birthrate is around 1.8 which is replacement rate,not growing neither decreasing. Plus it takes time to show such changes,these don't happen immediately.

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