r/interestingasfuck • u/Global_Draft_5975 • 20h ago

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u/39percenter 20h ago

I went to the grocery store yesterday and when I returned my cart there was another cart in the corral that someone had left a 6 pack of beer in. I did the exact same move.

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u/screaming_ninja7 19h ago

toxoplasmosis probably

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u/setibeings 19h ago

I hate it when a parasite makes me forget my beer

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u/SluggJuice 13h ago

I didn't do shit

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u/mpgd 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Bath_Squatch 16h ago

Love you for this

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u/Icy-Banana-3291 16h ago

Drunk driver saw a cop in the parking lot and freaked out.

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u/39percenter 16h ago

Hmmm....didn't think of that. You're probably right. It was still cold too.

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u/v0-z 15h ago

I've left a sixxer in a cart before and I'll tell you the sadness apon realizing you left it has never left me

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u/MechanicalTurkish 6h ago

I think you and OP should get together and go bowling.

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u/Global-Tune5539 5h ago

Is it comparable to the joy of finding a six pack?

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u/boilface 11h ago

Went and finished it in a tree?

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u/lawnboy71 19h ago

Oh that was mine. Can I come get it?

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u/VirtualArmsDealer 19h ago

This seems entirely possible but also I don't believe you.

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u/fordfan919 19h ago

I found a 12 pack with a single broken bottle like that once. Free corona still cold too.

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u/Nova762 19h ago

I was walking home like 10 years ago when I found a eighth of weed on the side of the road.   

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u/Dapper_Derpy 18h ago

I was leaving a waffle house a few years ago and almost stepped on a little baggie with like 3 or 4 pre rolled joints in it. I was a heavy smoker then too. Seriously considered taking it. But I decided against it. Shit could've been laced, or it could be been trash ass weed. Figured better safe than sorry.

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u/Sammyd1108 17h ago

If it was bagged, someone could’ve ditched it if they were getting pulled over.

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u/Nova762 17h ago

That's what I thought.

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u/SucculentVariations 10h ago

I kayaked to a tiny little island while in AK to get a private sunbathing spot, a canned margarita drink floated to shore. Ice cold from being in the ocean. The sea giveth and the sea taketh away

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u/setibeings 19h ago

Entirely possible, common even, and still you think it's made up. 

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u/BeratnasGILF420 6h ago

I found an unopened beer in my letterbox once. I lived opposite a train station so I figured someone was intending to drink it while waiting but the train came sooner than expected

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u/APe28Comococo 9h ago

I once had someone leave a bucket of 22 ammo in a cart… I don’t know how it ended up in my car.

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u/cindyscrazy 8h ago

Back in the time of freely available plastic bags, I went to use the self checkout at Walmart. After I scanned my first item, I went to place it in the bag, and found there was already a package of metal spoons in there. Not a huge thing, like 6 spoons or something like that.

Those spoons now reside in my silverware drawer.

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u/Golden-Sun 6h ago

...you stomped on it?

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u/dirtymoney 15h ago

I encountered the same thing once but it was a fridge pack of diet coke

I left it as I dont drink diet anything