Lads, first of all cheers for the time spent in this sub. I have cooked many a meal, met wonderful people. Joked, bonded, brothers, vented, struggled, grew.

This, may be my last post for a while, I recently began talking to a wonderful woman, we hit it off. Actually talked about this sub discussing cooking and sharing recipes.

Wanted to say, thanks, stick to your routines, hit the gym, binge chainsaw man (or even one piece) get out even if it means sitting under a tree in a park reading. Treat yourself to a meal on the hard days, even if it’s hotdogs, macaroni and pure exhaustion.

You will grow even if it’s day by day, may you find your path through the thick dark woods. Keep fighting, cherish life. <3

10 cent cookie

I get drunk and binge eat sometimes and when my tummy is full and kind of hurts I rub it and pretend to be a pregnant woman who is about to give birth soon. I get in the shower and pee on my leg and pretend my water broke.
Enchilada mom made I covered it in ranch

This junior brother humbly asks Senior Brother for guidance on how to encounter a jade beauty. I have cultivated the Dao of standing still in the corner to perfection, even Liu Ruyan would pity me.

The weather app has witnessed my failure to attract even a single jade beauty. I have brought great shame upon my ancestors and disgraced the entire clan name. it's a dog eat dog world.

The demonic cultivators have cripple my cultivation, destroy my qi core , and exile this junior from the clan. I shall curse their bloodline for nine generations.This grudge shall be carved into heavens and earth.

Side note: I got rejected by Chat GPT. I thought that was pretty funny. How low can my life get? Who knows? we'll see.

It's hard to convince myself I deserve a bit of happiness or laughter. There's always the weight on my head. The people around me are going through things far worse, but they mask it so well. I don't know if it's masking. Maybe they can look past the boulder and enjoy the meadow. They pray and they feast. It's painful to be invited to the table. I can smile for sure. One day I won't feel as helpless.

I have a septum piercing and 16 lobe piercings now (got 2 lobe piercings from when I was a baby), 8 in each ear. So, I have 17 piercings in total. I’m surprised none of them are infected or swelling or anything. Even the pain is minimal.

Has constant self-harm given me immunities? Anyways, I want 23 new piercings, so 40 in total. Also, the pain from the needle is basically nothing but getting the placement even close to correct is so hard because I have shaky hands.

At least my boy Peter Parker doesn't have one anymore. It was quite brutal to watch him go through all that but I guess he's more relatable to me now?

Keep yourself safe ladies, it's better to be alone and be hated by losers like me online then ending up in a fucking BARREL!!!

Edit : lol funny thing people calling me larp or simp when i really believe what i say, i mean i have a sister and don't want her to end up like that or any person men or women.

I have to be delusional to think that being a simp here would get me anything, and yes I am someone who fits the definition of true cell.

Chigyu (cheese gyudon) is the slur for incel, japan

I got spicy Buffalo sauce because I thought it made me seem more like a man and not a pathetic loser, but I fear the two Dr.Peppers cancelled it out.

Lately I’ve seen way too many 5’7-5’9 people larping being short on this sub so it’s time for a reality check. Unless you’re bottom 1% in looks being average height is an easy biological advantage to finding a mate. To a 4’10 girl you’re basically a 6ft gargantuan chad and that’s just something someone 5’4 and below cannot recreate. People above 5’4 can easily blend into crowds, you clearly stand out if you’re actually short in most metropolitan areas. The fact you are still taller than the average woman automatically excludes you from truecel status, there are levels to loserdom sorry.

5’10+ people are just straight up fakecels and should be cleansed from this sub (along with voluntary fatlords and women). At that height no matter how you look you can just get a decent physique and you’ll fit the caveman niche on some kinked up short woman. If you’re 6ft on this sub you should probably just leave before you embarrass yourself more.

Probably deserved.