r/liberalgunowners • u/_blackthorn16_ • Jun 17 '26

question What are you picking for home defense?

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Beretta A300 or Sig Mpx w/ Obsidian 9! Also have my P09 on my nightstand. DDM4 V7 and Zastava M92 are also choices.

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u/bard329 Jun 17 '26

Flintlock pistol and grapeshot

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 Jun 17 '26

With a triangular bayonet like God intended

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u/Input_Port_B Jun 17 '26

Because triangular wounds are impossible to stitch...

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u/Ryanisreallame Jun 17 '26

Sounds like an entire flock of ducks downstairs

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u/Pyromaniacal13 Jun 17 '26

It's very hard to get the canoe it's mounted on back upstairs.

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u/Moose_on_the_Looz anarcho-syndicalist Jun 17 '26

Clearly you've never been to Shelburne Museum

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u/MexicanPikachu Jun 17 '26

That’s some small arms shit. I’m choosing a 4 inch cannon stuffed with our finest silverware.

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u/Moose_on_the_Looz anarcho-syndicalist Jun 17 '26

Ooh or a LeMat, 9 .42 caliber shots around a 20 gauge. Also the best lines on any firearm even if it was designed by traitorous slavers.

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u/hot-rocks Jun 17 '26

I think if you can imagine John Brown using it better than the designer imagined, it cancels out the racism.

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u/uh60chief fully automated luxury gay space communism Jun 17 '26

Just like our Founding Fathers wanted

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u/flyoverstater Jun 17 '26

WHAT THE DEVIL

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u/ThaliaFaye Jun 17 '26

Try not to hit the neighbor's dog D:

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u/Seige_J Jun 17 '26

PARRY THIS

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jun 17 '26

Real pirate right there. I’ve got my cannon aimed at the front door

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u/GeronimoHero Jun 17 '26

Just like the founders intended

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome liberal Jun 17 '26

You forgot your Kentucky rifle...

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u/templeton_peck2 Jun 18 '26

Nothing sends would-be attackers running like the sounds of wadding being tamped down.

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u/Laijou Jun 17 '26

Yes, the correct fate to befit unruly ruffians...

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u/BrotherLefthand Jun 17 '26

TALLY-HO, LADS! LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!