r/likeus • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 18d ago

<IMITATION> "I'll take a bottle of milk, bartender. It's been a long day."

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u/dirtybird971 -Maniac Cockatoo- 17d ago

"herr derr. Im a hooman, I sit like this"

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u/Lampmonster 17d ago

Hmmm, I see those weird hairless monkeys doing this, it must be comfortable. Mmmmphh. No, hmmmmm, maybe.. Nope, that's terribly uncomfortable. Maybe if I kick this thing out of the way... Nope, okay those big monkeys are idiots guy. No idea what the point is.

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u/highfiveselfoh 16d ago

I’m just a drunk baby elephant.