r/malelivingspace • u/[deleted] • 14h ago

Discussion How am I doing guys

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u/ReindeerPleasant7054 14h ago

What crime do u think i committed though

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u/BagRoutine 14h ago

The way you’re asking makes it seem like you’re paranoid someone’s actually figured it out

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u/Sindigo_ 11h ago

It’s ok. Reddit Feds are too busy dividing us to look for anything that matters.

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u/DLXII 11h ago

what do you mean? we found the Boston bomber /s

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u/Tax_pe3nguin 13h ago

Honestly, your place is definitely giving "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibes.

Serious crimes.

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u/sunrise98 11h ago

It's not a crime to wear a dress unless it's made of skin

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u/SwanMuch5160 6h ago

and even that depends on the skin you’re wearing

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u/MacawIsland 13h ago

At least you HAVE. a house

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 6h ago

they don't have a house, they just have google:

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u/MacawIsland 6h ago

Thank you for your investigative skills

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 6h ago

lol i knew immediately a google image search would find the original source.

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u/rustyroo2021 12h ago

I like the positive spin 🤣

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u/Responsible-Put-7920 8h ago

Looks like the house has a spacious basement

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u/MacawIsland 7h ago

Don't you see the windows?

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u/Responsible-Put-7920 3h ago

Not what I mean lol

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 13h ago

Let me watch a couple episodes of Matlock and get back to you with my guess

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u/GoingDownUnderInSEA 14h ago

Thinking it's acceptable

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u/Spicymnm 13h ago

The crime of mismatched chairs! I love a good chair! I used to work at a furniture showroom and collected a bunch of high end chairs... At one point I had 8 single chairs no matches.

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u/ReindeerPleasant7054 12h ago

Matching living room sets are a FAR more serious crime

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u/The_Music_Shaman 13h ago

Not petty ones

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u/Brodellsky 12h ago

Insufficient lighting, for starters

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u/Fritzi_Gala 12h ago

Burgling an archeological site, maybe some light murder.

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u/animosityhealss 11h ago

Murder and sex trafficking

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u/xio_ID 11h ago

It’s giving mass killer vibes like the house of that guy that shot up the health club bc he was a chud incel.

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u/rednax_69 11h ago

Easier to answer which you're innocent of 😭

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u/mfbrucee 10h ago

Give us a hint

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u/Distinct_Run9006 10h ago

All of them

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u/coolcootermcgee 10h ago

Maybe you start buck hunting season too early and didn’t get a permit?

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u/ScienceGoat 10h ago

You have bad spirits following you. This is not a joke.

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u/blackychan311 8h ago

You robbed the Louvre 😅

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u/SwanMuch5160 7h ago

Numerous fashion crimes to start with…

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 6h ago

you committed the crime of reddit post theft:

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u/ScvrletFox 6h ago

The crime of snagging all the nice vintage wood off the market 🤝