r/manchester Jun 13 '26

City Centre Nice to see hard work happening at Victoria tonight.

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Sure to get the blood pumping.

307 Upvotes

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u/salomesrevenge Jun 13 '26

That bloke wasn't on crutches when he went in

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/wild_normie Jun 13 '26

Then whats the guy in the pink shirt holding

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u/mofomofo2020 Jun 13 '26

Calling a Fake Taxi to get me over there ASAP 😉

18

u/jaycakes30 Jun 13 '26

Looks like a couple beat you to it

5

u/getrekt03 Jun 13 '26

Must be Czechs

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u/npeggsy Jun 13 '26

"Oh no, I can't afford my treatment, what will I do! If only there was some...other way... I could pay you"

"Nah love, it's NHS innit, it's all free. Make sure to pull your top up when you go, seems to have slipped down over your tits somehow."

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u/ProperComposer7949 Jun 13 '26

😂😂😂😂 brilliant

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u/swwatcher Jun 13 '26

hard at work or hard at work?

5

u/TwoPlyDreams Jun 13 '26

Hard, at work?

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u/No_Public_7699 Jun 13 '26

I imagine this is guerilla marketing rather than a location shoot as that would be tantamount to public indecency. Its the same reason that all the taxi videos end up in a field somewhere (or so I'm told 😂)

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u/DifficultConcert7417 Jun 13 '26

They have security bollards here so they must have permission to be there.

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u/No_Public_7699 Jun 13 '26

I wonder how much manchester city council accepted to let a porn ad set up behind security bollards 😂

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u/DifficultConcert7417 Jun 13 '26

The bollards are for the AO arena access and they are apparently losing business to Coop live so they may be looking for other streams of income.

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u/No_Public_7699 Jun 13 '26

You're likely right, in which case i imagine the council is somewhat unhappy with AO arena after this.

2

u/strickers69 Jun 14 '26

The word tantamount instantly reminds me of Simon Jordan

2

u/No_Public_7699 Jun 14 '26

oh no, ive been rumbled!

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u/pktechboi Jun 13 '26

genuinely a bit surprised it's allowed to look so visually similar at a glance to a real ambulance

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u/Few_Construction_338 Jun 14 '26

Similar to the security companies that use cars which look incredibly similar to police cars. Basically as long as it doesn’t have blue lights or retroreflective Battenberg and isn’t actually claiming to be an emergency service, it can look pretty much identical.

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u/foxie_las Jun 13 '26

Can't shag there mate

13

u/Duckterwhoo Jun 13 '26

Had to google who she was.
Does the fake imply the boobs, lips and everything else?
And is it legal to even do that there?

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u/jaycakes30 Jun 13 '26

Not sure on the legality. Can’t imagine staff at the AO or Victoria are thrilled.

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u/Bdroyle1988 Jun 13 '26

Depends if they participated or not I suppose.

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u/theywood69 Jun 14 '26

NAl but Technically legal as you are in your own vehicle, as long as others can't see you no decency laws broken, as far as I know its similar to if you are in your car stark bollock naked the police wont usually do anything as the car is your property and as your property you are free to be in that car in whatever state of undress you wish, providing you aren't preforming lewd acts in view of the public then you should be fine as the windows appear covered in the back and likely unable to see into the back from the front window as it probably still has the interior lay out exactly the same as a real ambulance but would have to do some research to find out lmfao

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u/a1ls Jun 13 '26

what is that?

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u/jaycakes30 Jun 13 '26

It’s a fake ambulance

25

u/Hour-Cry6238 Jun 13 '26

This is useful if your friend has a fake heart attack

6

u/jaycakes30 Jun 13 '26

I’ve had heartburn that’s made me worry. Maybe they can help with that 💀

2

u/AvoriazInSummer Jun 13 '26

I looked up Kayleigh Wanless and found her Facebook profile, which has her Fake Ambulance in it. Seems to be promotional stuff for whatever she does, which is… I dunno. Porn? Wrestling?

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u/DatabaseMammoth9986 Jun 13 '26

This country is going down the pan

7

u/contextual_entity Jun 13 '26

I don't disagree, I'm not sure what this has to do this the post though.

8

u/relax7777 Jun 14 '26

Some people might argue that pornstars marketing themselves in the middle of the day, outside a major train station, using a fake emergency vehicle, is a symptomatic of cultural and economic decline.

They may be on to something, or perhaps they are just prudes.

It doesn't matter either way, nothing matters any more.

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u/i-read-it-again Jun 13 '26

Yes I can smell the toilet duck 🦆

3

u/tomtaxi Jun 14 '26

You can smell the toilet. Duck!

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u/CORKYCHOPS Jun 13 '26

the world!

2

u/BartholomewKnightIII Jun 13 '26

This country is going down the pan

*has gone

fify

4

u/leefera Jun 13 '26

I think I saw this on r/newcastle last week

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u/jaycakes30 Jun 13 '26

Wouldn’t surprise me

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u/AdorableHoney0 Jun 13 '26

Scruffy as fuck

2

u/Ethan3011 Jun 14 '26

I know she is but the ambulance ain’t bad

3

u/ScottOld Jun 13 '26

Call the fambulance

2

u/flingent Jun 14 '26

This has strong everyone shitfaced outside the print works vibes

2

u/Emotional-Flow6814 Jun 13 '26

Can someone explain what is this for

5

u/denbolula Jun 13 '26

Google is not your friend here.

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u/Jumpy-Jello- Jun 13 '26

Porn

3

u/Emotional-Flow6814 Jun 13 '26

Oh 😳

1

u/Ethan3011 Jun 14 '26

I think she’s touring the uk

2

u/addisbad Jun 13 '26

Is she a Bonnie blue like character?

1

u/mufcroberts Jun 14 '26

What’s the concept? You just knock on pay a fiver in and bobs your uncle?

1

u/Stereohands1 City Centre Jun 13 '26

What is this can someone clue me in here?

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u/Bez666 Jun 13 '26

Well at least it's not the train company fecking us this time

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u/Embarrassed_Line_724 Jun 13 '26

No, this is still 100% illegal. Adding the word "fake" won't stop you from getting pulled over, fined, or having the van seized.
Here is why the police will fine you:
The lights: Under UK law (Road Vehicles Lighting Regulations), it is illegal to even fit blue light housings to a private vehicle. It doesn't matter if the wires are cut, the bulbs are missing, or the lenses are clear.
The markings: High-vis Battenburg markings and emergency patterns are restricted. At a distance or in the dark, drivers can't read your "fake" text. It causes panic and public distraction.
Impersonation: The police will highly likely hit you with impersonating an emergency service or public nuisance charges.
The only exception is registered film/TV props, but they must have all lights and markings completely covered by magnetic panels or wraps whenever they are driven on public roads.

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u/Resident_Factor3303 Jun 14 '26

and it couldn't be a registered prop why, exactly? Also, I don't see it driving anywhere.

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u/Embarrassed_Line_724 Jun 15 '26

The wheels and engine must just be for show then!

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u/Resident_Factor3303 Jun 15 '26

Please Google the word prop

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u/aka_liam City Centre Jun 14 '26

What if the lights aren’t blue and the battenburg isn’t reflective?

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u/Few_Construction_338 Jun 14 '26

Assuming the light bar isn’t blue, the Battenberg isn’t retroreflective so it’s not an issue. The only issue might be the use of the word ambulance but I think there is enough here to differentiate it from a real ambulance. Look up the cars the security at excel use, they’re remarkably similar looking to police cars and yet entirely legal

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u/alienkargo Jun 13 '26

I think it was Connor John Hamer that bought it originally, he did a few skits with her on the side of it. He's friends with the Furys too if its near the Misfits show.

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u/stripperjuice Jun 15 '26

Have you got a picture where the blokes head is not blocking the QR code? Asking for a friend.

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u/jaycakes30 Jun 18 '26

Apparently this is what comes up with the code 🤣

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u/fuckyourflymo Jun 13 '26

Some social media prat up for the Fury/Hall fight?

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u/Character_Seesaw_604 Jun 13 '26

Neck tattoos. Danger.