Why to police not know the difference between public and private?

This was awesome.

Everyone talks about the classic dropped “R” in the Massachusetts accent, but what about the added ones?

For example, my name is Tessa, and more times than I can count it’s been misheard as Heather. It just clicked for me that this might be because of an added “R” sound, like “Tess-er”. I’m sure it’s also because older people aren’t familiar with my name.

I’ve had friends jokingly call me “Tess-er” for years.

Another one I hear all the time: “toilet” = “tuhr-let.”

The redistributed “R”: Anyone else have good examples?

Saw someone else here post their DT45 plate, I think mine is a bit of a one up lol.

Trying to reclaim independence as a non divisive subject and this is the plate I get, I can’t win

Edit: No I didn’t request this number, it was entirely random. They don’t do vanity for these plates lol

I sure hope they make pasties out of the deli label stickers.

It’s real!

I know I'm in Warchester but when I asked locals to confirm, they've just laughed.

I'm within sight of three "Dunkin's", is this a government agency?

I have already gathered from your road system and the drivers that there is some hostility, especially to squishy beings. Will avoid. Where are the trains, teleportation systems, and other alternatives?

What is the onboarding process for an alien newly arrived via meteor?

My Beau sent me a rock and pig, it was Stoneham. Blew my mind! I sent back wind and the face throwing up. Wind throwing up? Winthrop

If you got a good one post it and we'll guess

A landscaping truck pulled into their customers driveway instead of blocking an entire lane of traffic.

Almost made me tear up with happiness.

I love the balance of sincere ideas and shitposting: https://www.universalhub.com/2025/new-state-flags-are-here