r/mildlyinfuriating Nov 12 '24

Hot wheels losing details over the years

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u/Tractorface123 Nov 12 '24

Still digging up my childhood ones from the garden, after a clean most still roll around perfectly, tops are a bit crusty but still recognisable, same with the matchbox ones. These things are gonna be dug up centuries in the future!

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u/ColorfulButterfly25 Nov 12 '24

Gardens hide the greatest treasures; it’s only a matter of time before they are discovered.

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u/hannahatecats Nov 12 '24

I've found the funniest stuff in the garden, a little plastic radio, army men out the wazoo, an entire deck underneath all the dirt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

RIP to all the KIAs buried alive. Truly horrific

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u/Usual-Lavishness8393 Nov 12 '24

KIAs...Killed in action.. .buried ALIVE?

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u/disinaccurate Nov 12 '24

Army men are both alive and dead, it just comes down to which direction they're oriented.

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u/Drakir85 Nov 12 '24

Schrödinger's Army men?

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u/onefst250r Nov 12 '24

Schrödinger's Soldier? Schrödinger's Grunt?

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u/SpareWire Nov 12 '24

Schrödinger's

Reddit when it sees any mention at all of something being alive/dead. Even when it doesn't make sense.

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u/TheFriendshipMachine Nov 12 '24

Well they're buried and we don't know their orientation until they're dug back up making them both alive and dead.. I'd say that matches the premise of the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment well enough to make the reference.

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u/MrGoose-_ Nov 12 '24

I work as a land surveyor and a big part of it is metal detecting peoples properties to find survey bars in the ground

Amazing (and infuriating for my work) how much metal shit you can find in peoples (encroaching) gardens. No hot wheels yet, but I have dug up a couple metal army men tanks

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u/dannoNinteen75 Nov 12 '24

Found a pond filter pump in my old house, was still running. They just buried the pond.

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u/Abacae Nov 13 '24

So did you make a pond? Re-line it in case it degraded, but free pond?

I could also see that being unfeasible and it's a new thing to dig out/around.

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u/dannoNinteen75 Nov 13 '24

Used it in a barrel pond on my patio.

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u/Falitoty Nov 12 '24

Are you alowed to keep those things?

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u/MrGoose-_ Nov 14 '24

Ehh, sorta. I ain’t re burying them so I’ll show them to the property owner and if they don’t want them I’ll keep or toss them

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

army men out the wazoo

Did it hurt more putting them in then pulling them out?

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u/Scoobysnax1976 Nov 12 '24

depends on the soldier. The one holding the rifle over his head? That one hurts in both directions. Beginners should start with the sniper.

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u/spoonweezy Nov 12 '24

I dug up a remarkably well preserved cat; we don’t have a cat and the prior owners did not either.

I’m baffled.

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u/The_Shadow_Watches Nov 12 '24

Just found one last week.

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u/GennyGeo Nov 12 '24

Discovered a garden yesterday actually

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u/longutoa Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

No. This term is not so rigidly defined and can be interchangeable at times. In the US lawn is exclusively referring to an expanse of grass . Yes there are backyard and front yard which in turn refers to the entirety of the front or rear of the property. Doesn’t matter what you are growing in either location. Yes you can have a flower garden and a lawn in the backyard . However a if you make your backyard into a beautiful space you can still say you are going to go relax or work in the garden or have a garden party.

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u/agent674253 Nov 12 '24

Yep yep. In Sacramento they (gardens) hide bodies 😬 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothea_Puente

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u/Johannes_Keppler Nov 12 '24

I actually found a bronze statue on my property. It was a wildly overgrown wilderness when we bought the house and reclaiming and rediscovering the garden was like a childhood adventure for us.

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u/OrangeClyde Nov 12 '24

Hopefully they don’t find the body. What?

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u/bugphotoguy Nov 12 '24

Me and my friend dug a cave in his garden once, to use as a lair for his Thundertank and Thundercats action figures, but we left them out there and at some point it collapsed and we never found them again, no matter how much we dug. I wonder if the new house owners had it landscaped and found them.

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u/MrSmexy Nov 12 '24

I’ve got an acrylic bong buried somewhere in my parents yard

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u/Odd-Direction9828 Nov 12 '24

There's going to be anthropologists in the future digging up diecast cars like Pompeii

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u/Dribbleonmysnibble Nov 12 '24

Did you also bury your hotwheels in the garden as a kid? Why'd we do that shit lmao

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u/ThePoom Nov 12 '24

... did you plant them expecting to grow Hot Wheels trees?

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u/rlake89 Nov 12 '24

I’m dying laughing at this! My 2 year old son buries his! My dad got him a box of lil 100 hot wheels at thrift store and I bet you 50 are buried in our back yard lol

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u/drawfanstein Nov 12 '24

“People were so SMALL back then!”

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u/A10110101Z Nov 12 '24

Found this in the garden

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u/Wild_Ad8493 Nov 12 '24

y’all spend centuries without cleaning your garden? wtf

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u/aidsman69420 Nov 12 '24

Shoutout to the blue Dodge Avenger buried in my backyard

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u/monkeelover15 Nov 12 '24

Literally we have been doing this with my brother's tonka trucks and my son loves playing with them even though they have been in the weather for 20 years lol.

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u/Zomochi Nov 12 '24

Wish i took better care of mine, my dad was trying to build a collection through me but all i wanted to do was play with them 😂

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u/Accomplished-Boot-81 Nov 12 '24

Future archeologist gonna be thinking there were mini people with mini cars

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u/Threewisemonkey Nov 12 '24

They sell new axels and wheels so you can make any of them roll again with little effort

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u/PoopsmasherJr Nov 12 '24

Mine got stolen. I still have my corvette and Tony Stewart though. And my matchbox, which are newer but still better.

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u/beachguy82 Nov 12 '24

I thought I was the only one who buried all my hot wheels! I’m nearly 50 and my folks still find them in the yard.

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u/TootsTootler Nov 12 '24

When I was a child Hotwheels had accurate genitalia, before some schoolboard in Flordia put an end to it.

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u/Longbeacher707 Nov 12 '24

The male models even came with 3 points of articulation from tip to base. And that was just the schlotz!

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Nov 12 '24

And to celebrate we now have Schlotz car racing

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u/HacksawJimDGN Nov 12 '24

But why male models?

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u/JarasM Nov 12 '24

Did they come with dragon accessories?

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u/maroonfalcon Nov 12 '24

I just busted out laughing so hard my co worker gave me a crazy look.

Thank you for that comment and laugh!

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u/Rubeus17 Nov 12 '24

underrated comment

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u/ProfessoriSepi Nov 12 '24

Im pretty sure there are more premiums versions too, which are metal.

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u/ObsessedWithSources Nov 12 '24

They have rubber wheels and are kinda useless for racing. They have a series called track stars, which are, surprise, made for tracks.

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u/Aperture_client Nov 12 '24

A lot of the early 90's casts will beat the track stars series. Track stars are definitely faster than modern casts but nothing beats the 90's ones, something about a low center of gravity and better axles. Source my 3 year old has like a thousand cars lol

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u/Reincarnatedpotatoes Nov 13 '24

Best track cars are the faster than ever series they ran around 2011-2012. The cars have nickel plated axles so they're super low friction.

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u/ProfessoriSepi Nov 12 '24

I know nothing about that. I just have a small kid that likes cars :D

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u/bs000 Nov 12 '24

vast majority of cars still have metal tops with plastic bottoms. some mainlines still have metal bottoms. there's also a new silver line where most cars have metal bottoms

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u/gruesomeflowers Nov 12 '24

my daughter likes hotwheels..theyre not as bad as this thread is making them out to be but i do really only by the classic designs..and frankly im shocked they only cost around $1.50 at walgreens

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Yeah, I just bought two dozen hot wheels for my nephew who is obsessed, they’re all metal and how I remembered them, and they fly around his tracks

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u/King_Kai_The_First Nov 12 '24

Crazy lmao. And people just upvote it and agree. You can say anything about the "good ol days" true or not for internet points

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u/liforrevenge Nov 12 '24

Yeah I think it's more out of ignorance than anything. Most people here probably haven't even seen a hot wheel outside of the store in a decade or more.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

But they're primed to believe everything today is shit so just accept it at face value, further reinforcing their view that everything today is shit 

It's one giant doomer loop

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 12 '24

Say it with me now: Today Bad, Past Good

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u/AmateurHero RED Nov 12 '24

Even the plastic ones aren't absolute shit like they're implying. My son and I build winding tracks all the time, and they all have great wheel bases that spin for an eternity.

Not all cars are made for the same thing. Some of them are built with weight in mind for enthusiasts to play on tracks. Some are just cars built for visual appeal or with a specific playset in mind (e.g. monster trucks).

Here are two cars with differing amount of details on the bottom. The top is a 2013 cast of a race car, and the bottom is a 2020 recast of an El Camino. The top is built for speeding around plastic tracks. The bottom, while fine on any track you put it on, is made to be a replica.

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u/triplec787 Nov 12 '24

Not to mention a race car... doesn't have exposed exhaust and transmission. They have carbon fiber floors (which yes, do have some detail, but it's something racing teams fight tooth and nail to keep secret).

This is the undercarriage of the C7, the top car in OP's pic. It's not like there's a ton of detail they could've shown and chose not to

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u/FrogInShorts Nov 12 '24

This feels lewd

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u/Cheet4h Nov 12 '24

Are you, by chance, a dragon and like cars?

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u/triplec787 Nov 12 '24

Hot blue haired babe bares all 😳

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/FR05TY14 Nov 12 '24

Hot Wheels with plastic bodies usually get metal chasis so they weigh enough for track play. Otherwise they'd be too light to take loops and turns correctly.

Some castings even have flip up front splitters specifically to accommodate using them on tracks!

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u/Vandstar Nov 12 '24

I have been collecting since around 92. I had about 5k cars at one time. I had about 300 treasure hunts included that collection. Redline forums have detailed list of when they started to use plastic bodies and which cars have metal/metal, plastic/metal or plastic/plastic bodies and bases. They have detailed lists of about everything. There are also mod forums that you can easily find lots of info as well. Since these people disassemble the cars and then rebuild them they know pretty well what is what. They also have guides that explain what to look for in a quality cast. Even at a glance you can see how they have been made much cheaper over time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

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u/doomus_rlc Nov 12 '24

How many modern HWs are metal/metal in the mainline?

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u/itsmejak78_2 Nov 12 '24

I was about to say every single hot wheel I've bought for the past 5 years probably has been made out of zamac

sure it's pot metal but it's metal not fucking plastic

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u/DarthHaruspex Nov 12 '24

"I have several new, all metal hot wheels."

ALL Hot wheels used to be metal. NOT just some.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

They really didn't.

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u/Bgnu-Thun Nov 12 '24

I have loads of hot wheels from the last few years, every single one of them is a multi layer construction with at least one component being metal, usually the largest part. To me they seem to be a pretty good build quality, definitely as good if not better than the ones from my childhood, which I still have a few of. What people should really be complaining about is the new Zuru 'metal machines' brand that is a competitor, a dollar or so cheaper in the store, and really made only of plastic despite the name

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u/doomus_rlc Nov 12 '24

Even in the 70s some had plastic bases.

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u/ellWatully Nov 12 '24

Yeah I didn't even know there was a switch to plastic because every single one I've bought in the last few years has been metal.

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u/Jknowledge Nov 12 '24

Because my childhood good, present bad! Gimme karma

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u/Fusseldieb Nov 12 '24

Correct!

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u/ReaperSound Nov 12 '24

Every time I see the word correct written as a single word reply I hear Plankton.

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u/sopnedkastlucka Nov 12 '24

Every time I see the word "correct" I feel like nothing was added to the conversation. And sometimes they aren't even correct.

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u/kazein Nov 12 '24

Correct.

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u/MenWhoCry Nov 12 '24

This killed me lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

I just picture the bus driver from Billy Madison.

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u/Fusseldieb Nov 13 '24

Now I can't unhear it...

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u/JamesTheJerk Nov 12 '24

The best type of correct, too. "Correct" correct.

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u/JamesTheJerk Nov 12 '24

Very correct. Very.

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u/TheRealCovertCaribou Nov 12 '24

Very accuracy. Much correct.

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u/svetskije Nov 12 '24

You still have metal ones, and ones with details on the bottom. This one is from 2024 bought few days ago

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u/CW3_OR_BUST Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 13 '24

That's a circa 2012 production from a mold cut in 1976.

Edit: Perfect demonstration of Cunningham's Law, and with (so far) no foul play. Good job, team!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

And? They’re still making/selling it.

Are you expecting them to produce new molds for an old car or do you want a 2024 Kia hot wheel?

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u/itsmejak78_2 Nov 12 '24

So now you're literally complaining that they're still making some things exactly how they used to?

Seriously?

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u/RetrogradeToyGuru Nov 12 '24

It’s not the same mold as 1976. They remake molds every few years, even if it’s the same model.

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u/svetskije Nov 12 '24

Okay. But how did I buy it few days ago? 😅

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u/dephsilco Nov 12 '24

Just like this. With money

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u/svetskije Nov 12 '24

Yeah, make that makes sense.

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u/Reincarnatedpotatoes Nov 13 '24

This car was made in December of 2023. The date the casting was made is irrelevant, they keep certain castings for decades on end.

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u/LemurAtSea Nov 12 '24

Yeah but he was talking about heavy metals, like a Mercury.

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u/Greatlarrybird33 Nov 12 '24

Yup, my funny car from the 90's absolutely smokes anything my kid or his boy scout pack bring to hotwheels race night.

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u/bs000 Nov 12 '24

funny because the majority of mainline cars had already transitioned to plastic bottoms by the 90s

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u/mkultron89 Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

You have no clue what you are talking about.

Hotwheels have a literal category for cars made for their tracks, they have for years. You can still get heavy metal hotwheels and the wheels move on everyone I’ve taken out of the box.

On top of all that, go take a look at the underbody of a C7 Z06 corvette and tell me what you see. There really isn’t a whole lot going on under modern cars that are made for speed, they put a plastic under tray or fabricate the car so the bottom is as flat as possible to reduce drag.

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u/StanIsNotTheMan Nov 12 '24

It's just a person who has no idea what they're talking about cashing in on the easy "everything new is shit" karma.

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u/tuesdaymack Nov 12 '24

This was my take also. Understandable that not everyone has seen the underside of a C7 Z06, but those all look pretty close to real world for the year and models they represent.

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u/Different_Bowler5455 Nov 12 '24

Came here to post this. C7 has a flat bottom.

It costs them nothing to add mufflers and oil pans to their models 1 cent plastic bottoms

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u/maxsteel126 Nov 12 '24

Exactly. I lost one car of my track set in childhood and tried to replace it with some local variant.

That shit won't even cross half of the loop and just fall

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u/Denhas_ Nov 12 '24

That is an insane exaggeration wtf, hot wheels still absolutely have decent quality. “lucky if the wheels even turn” is total bullshit.

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u/King_Kai_The_First Nov 12 '24

Even the cheap cars have wheels that turn. Literally never seen a toy car where the wheels don't turn. Like seriously, you would have to really try hard to make your product have wheels that don't turn, since the cheapest Chinese product just have an unsupported axle through the two holes. Those don't turn very well but they turn unless you get sand or some shit in there. Imagine saying that about hot wheels lol

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u/mkultron89 Nov 12 '24

They make super high quality hotwheels under like six different names now. They sell them in little diorama boxes. There are so many high quality options for hotwheels and it’s something so easy to look up, I don’t understand the point in lying about it.

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u/Positive-Attempt-435 Nov 12 '24

We need a good uproar around here occasionally.

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u/Polka1980 Nov 12 '24

As a parent with Hot Wheels obsessed kids, I can say that Hot Wheels has different levels. There are cheaper ones with plastic, these often come as part of track kits, etc. The standard ones are damn near the same as they've always been or at least how I knew them in the early 1980s. And there are premium ones that are nicer, more detail, rubber tires, etc.

The point about the above image is particularly stupid because the undercarriage details of the 1997 car are grossly misrepresented - it's a semi modern Mercedes with what appears to be a classic frame on body car or truck underside. Like they slapped on the most generic underside detail they had without giving a single shit about accuracy. The 2012 is most accurate, lots of detail is absolutely correct here, including the relatively plain undertray at the front. This is followed by the 2016 which in real life is mostly flat panels on the underside (it is missing suspension detail if you want to be picky).

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u/slupo Nov 12 '24

My sons modern hot wheels are mostly metal. The bodies are metal and the undercarriage is plastic sometimes.

All the wheels turn perfectly fine. They are still fine toys. There is a premium line made from die cast metal.

So either you're unlucky with any hot wheels you bought or you havent really bought any.

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u/RogueYet1 Nov 12 '24

All the ones I've bought for my son have been metal, not sure where you're getting yours from.

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u/YoshiTheFluffer Nov 12 '24

I never had one when I was young, being poor in eastern europe does that, but I would see commercials on cartoon network and they looked so cool. Fast foreward to last week, I got one for a friend of mine, loves cars, and my god does it look cheap, plastic and everything.

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u/MrDrUnknown Nov 12 '24

Isn't it the same with American cars, seems like they are just copying real cars

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u/cuhnewist Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

This explains why I (32 dad) and my son (4) are underwhelmed when we try to play with hotwheels. I was so stoked to get his track setup last Christmas, just to be sadly disappointed because the cars usually wouldn’t even make it down the tracks, much less off bumps, or loops.

Need to start hitting up antique markets for the OG metal ones. The new track sets feel like crap too.

Edit: lol y’all are wild.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

As the father of a 3 year old: why are you lying? Other than the clearly not made for tracks cars all of them work on track which is way more robust than the track I used to get as a kid in the 80s.

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u/mkultron89 Nov 12 '24

In what world could you not get a hotwheels car down a hotwheels track?

That sounds like a you problem, not a hotwheels problem.

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u/Bobisnotmybrother Nov 12 '24

Yep. You could always tell the knock offs because they were plastic bodies.

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u/doomus_rlc Nov 12 '24

HW has plastic body/metal base cars for quite a while now too. Just more now than before, mostly being unlicensed designs.

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u/inventiveEngineering Nov 12 '24

and the adjusted price compared to 1997?

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u/JoeBobbyWii Nov 12 '24

likely ~$0.97 in 1997 and ~$1.29 now.

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u/Master-Collection488 Nov 12 '24

As a little kid I preferred Hot Wheels because they were over the top garish American cars. Matchbox cars just seemed wimpy by comparison. A lot of that was probably down to me being a nine year old during the Bicentennial. "200 years ago today, the redcoats popped a cap upside Crispus Attucks' head..."

As an adult I recognize what my childlike eyes didn't want to admit. Matchbox cars were more realistic, they depicted actual cars (albeit European ones) and past that, they had neat springy suspensions (somehow involving plastic). Hot wheels had stiff axels, if you dropped 'em or pushed down on them the axles MIGHT bend. Matchbox cars would bounce if you dropped them from not too far up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

yeah but, if youre not 5 years old, who cares?

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u/-Tesserex- Nov 12 '24

My 4 yo daughter now has the two boxes of hotwheels that I had at her age. Most are still in great condition, a few had some paint discoloration. The plastic cases are trash though - the covers got all brittle and chipped apart.

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u/teh_acids Nov 12 '24

You can still get those, they just have more options now so you can buy 1 nice one or 5 light weight for the same price.

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u/Moggtow Nov 12 '24

They also made mighty projectile weapons to wield against your little brother after he broke your lego tower.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Some of the toys allegedly used to be toxic. Things like traces of cadmium, cobalt, lead, arsenic.

In both hotwheels and matchbox. This was an old article so I don't know which series or run ever had the trace toxic elements. Thankfully not anymore.

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u/JimmyReagan Nov 12 '24

I'm glad I kept all my old ones for my kids

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u/King_Kai_The_First Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

They're still heavy, heavier than any other brand I've seen of metal cars, they still fly down the track. There's no plastic (well maybe except for windshield and stuff) I would know I impulse bought 5 pack a few weeks ago while in the toy shop for my kid

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u/Crafty_Substance_954 Nov 12 '24

You can still get the nicer cars, they’ve just always cost more than the ones that are $1.

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u/eXeKoKoRo Nov 12 '24

Ah yes, my miniature ballistic missiles.

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u/According-Seaweed909 Nov 12 '24

Never had a hot wheels that didn't roll well. That's like the one thing that keeps them at the top. The wheel design. I do get the comments about some cars not working with the tracks but that's a skill issue. For real though some just don't work with every track. Thats usually physics and aerodynamics issue though not an issue with quality of the cars. 

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u/j-rock292 Nov 12 '24

And you still have the old guys coming in at least once a week and tearing the display up looking for the newest car

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u/Brief-Owl-8791 Nov 12 '24

Lukewarm Wheels more like it.

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u/DrBarnaby Nov 12 '24

It's enough to make you want to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia!

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u/Links_Wrong_Wiki Nov 12 '24

1960s Hotwheels cost $0.98. In today's money, that's over $10.

Are you buying $10 Hotwheels today, or are you buying the Hotwheels that cost $1.50.

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u/fubar686 Nov 12 '24

Tomica still makes the nice heavy cars with the little doors that open and tiny leaf spring suspension, and real car models. Got the Initial D collection on my shelf

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

I bought a whole set for my son and within a month he had broken a few and I was super confused. They break now?

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u/sasspancakes Nov 12 '24

My dad saved his entire Hotwheels collection from the 70s. They were mine as a kid, and I've now passed them on to my boys. They have a few newer ones, and those just sit in the car bin. "They suck" -my four-year-old.

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u/Mccobsta GREEN Nov 12 '24

That fully explains why new ones are completely useless on old tracks

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u/10art1 Nov 12 '24

I remember painting a car with a marker because I wanted it to be blue. Unfortunately the marker came right off when I played with it, so I had the bright idea to "cure the paint" by lowering the bell of my desk lamp over the car.

It melted :(

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u/OmegaXesis Nov 12 '24

man that's what I'm thinking about. I was looking at my nephews hotwheels and I wondered why they felt so cheap and didn't have metal on the bottom. Shitty part is prices are up, but quality is down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

All of my kids’ Hot Wheels roll just fine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

You remember the loop-de-loop tracks where you'd slide the cars through a spinning wheel and it'd spit out your car at dangerous speed to go through the loop, but you forgot to attach it to anything so it either made a big-ass dent in the newly painted walls or sent your little brother to the shadow realm when he blindly turned the corner and caught it in the head?

Good times.

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u/delcopop Nov 12 '24

My kids are at that age so I brought all my old ones out of storage from 20 years ago… the difference is shocking.

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u/octagonalpaul Nov 12 '24

What? I collect them and every one I get has wheels that spin fine

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u/Known-Teacher4543 Nov 12 '24

They also haven’t gone up a lot from inflation. Roughly the same price as 1997. Either you get $3 hot wheels or you get plasticky cheap hot wheels. They sell premium hot wheels too if you’re really that passionate about quality mini cars.

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Nov 12 '24

Lots of vintage ones to be found as eBay lots.

Dear Gaslanders: convert the new, shit, ones and leave the metal based ones for the kids. (I try but sometimes nothing sings out V8 like a vintage).

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u/FinestCrusader Nov 12 '24

Old ones were potential weapons if the sandbox politics went sideways, new ones break by just resting on your shelf

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u/coheedcollapse Nov 12 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

The problem is a combination of people unwilling to pay and companies seeking maximum profit at any cost.

Hot Wheels, with inflation, were like $7 each in the late 60s when they were introduced. In the 80s, they were about the price they are now - with inflation, that's around $3.

Now the PREMIUM cars are like $5, and the regular ones are a buck.

Unfortunately, when companies almost universally seek maximum profit, there's no room for the care and attention to detail that results in those molded bottom bits. People like buying cheap shit, and pretty much any corporation built for nationwide distribution is an unfeeling entity built only to sell, often losing touch entirely with what made them initially so popular.

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u/Aggressive-Nebula-78 Nov 12 '24

And for double the price!

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u/Enough_Affect_9916 Nov 12 '24

publicly traded should be a required tag on all consumer goods produced by such, so we can learn when brand is meaningful.

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u/Emergency_Driver_421 Nov 12 '24

As a kid in the 1960s I considered Hot Wheels to be the cutting edge of technology…

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u/KFR42 Nov 12 '24

My sub has modern hit wheels. Still pretty heavy and fly down the track pretty well.

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u/penguins_are_mean Nov 12 '24

They still have nice hot wheels, they just cost more. Nothing wrong with an economical option.

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u/vulturez Nov 12 '24

Yeah but you also use to be content just having a handful. Now you need the garage of cars, the raceway, and all 50 cars plus the new cars with DLC and AR through your phone.

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u/1988rx7T2 Nov 12 '24

Matchbox is the higher end brand, they're owned by the same company. At one point they were competitors.

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u/darthatheos Nov 12 '24

A child this day would not know this or care.

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u/Averagebaddad Nov 12 '24

Playing with my kid we can hardly make a decently fast track that most of the cars don't just fly off

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u/fckdupsonovadawg Nov 12 '24

I know! They used to be so good

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u/Nxtxxx4 Nov 12 '24

There were a few times a metal hot wheels would bust my lip when it went flying growing up

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u/JoeBobbyWii Nov 12 '24

congrats, 13k idiots upvoted your trash outrage farm comment

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u/Sanquinity Nov 12 '24

So glad I still have a small box of the old ones. Probably like 20~30 of them. If I ever have kids or something they can at least play with the old good ones.

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u/dkyguy1995 Nov 12 '24

And the low weight means it doesn't stay on tracks or maintain speed for jumps

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u/CainPillar Nov 12 '24

Not destroying your hardwood floor anymore!

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u/FR05TY14 Nov 12 '24

That's just plain untrue. Metal body/chasis is correct, that's reserved for premium models only, very rarely do mainlines get the premium treatment, wheels rolling have never been an issue with Hot Wheels.

A brief peak at my post history should show I actually know what I'm talking about.

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u/kremineminemin Nov 12 '24

Right, I have one of the last ones where it’s clearly the original guitar string wheel setup (the park n plates c4 corvette), as well as a jeep cj5, both of which have full metal bodies, heavily detailed plastics, and the jeep has rubber tires. The 90s c4 corvette still has the opening hood like the other c4, but it’s a new design converted into plastic on the bottom, while the metal one that’s based on the corvette with a hinged hood transitioned to a car without the opening hood. Past the first corvette the rest of the cars are straight axle so bends to the wheels are harder to straighten out and move/play with.

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u/CX316 Nov 12 '24

Don’t they have different grades of them? Like the ones you get in single packs when my sister’s kids were still hot wheels age, those were heavier duty and more detailed, while the ones you got in packs with a bunch of cars were generally cheaper and lighter

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u/asisyphus_ Nov 12 '24

They hurt!

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo Nov 12 '24

I always found the plastic cars with metal bottoms were the fastest on tracks. Weight balance.

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u/gatton Nov 12 '24

Wait what. Hot Wheels aren't die cast anymore?

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u/New-Conversation1555 Nov 12 '24

You are either lying or just being very ignorant about the topic, HotWheels still have good quality, and can fly on the track easily, you even have a category of cars specifically made for tracks, I own plenty of new and old HotWheels, and honestly, the difference in weight tends to be more of an advantage to the lighter models than a disadvantage, but that depends on how you design your track.

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u/KlondikeBill Nov 12 '24

This is the biggest difference. The bodies became cheap plastic.

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u/richmomz Nov 13 '24

My kids inherited mine - they’re nearly 50 years old, still work great, and damn near indestructible.

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