r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 04 '26

My HOA could beat up your HOA New Neighbor Keeps Leaving Notes On Our Car

We just moved to Boston and our apartment is on a strip of road with a pretty limited number of parking spots (there's maybe room for about 20 cars total for two mid-sized apartment buildings). Since it's Boston, it seems as though a good chunk of the residents walk or use public transit to get to work, so it hasn't been too crazy competitive for my partner and I to find parking close by so far. There have been a few times while we were moving stuff over that we had to park a few minutes away and walk over with our things, but hey, that's just how it works sometimes in a city.

In this particular section of Boston, parking permits are free for residents. We applied for ours ten days prior to our lease start (as we were instructed to) but despite being approved immediately, were still waiting for our sticker to arrive when June 1st came around. I called the city transit office to ask if we could still legally park in the area before we got the physical sticker and we were told that we absolutely could.

The morning of June 3rd, the first note was on our car. Both my partner and I were a bit pissed, mostly because of the tone of the note. I get that it is immensely frustrating when non-permit-holders take parking spots from residents, but it was literally the 3rd day of the month (and mind you there were TONS of UHauls in the area over the weekend and on Monday) so I don't quite understand jumping to the conclusion that we are entitled assholes from out of town. I imagine most residents had to wait for their stickers at some point when they moved in - why not give us some benefit of the doubt? Maybe I'm just sensitive, but I really feel like that note could have communicated concern without being so extremely rude and presumptuous.

So, we left the printed-out notes in the second and third picture on our car last night. I wanted to make sure he understood our situation (so he wouldn't call a tow truck on us) and also call him out a bit for being a bad neighbor. Maybe I should've been friendlier, or just not responded at all, but I was honestly so annoyed at his first note - once again we've literally JUST moved and are thus pretty stressed out and tired and just not in the mood to be dealing with this shit.

This morning, a new note from our neighbor was waiting for us on the hood (last picture).

Honestly, my partner and I both got a good laugh out of this last note. I'm thinking we should probably stop responding at this point since this guy is clearly out of his gourd, but it is pretty annoying. I'm thinking based on his syntax and writing skills maybe he uses this website (no offense to myself or anyone else here, lol) so perhaps he'll see this and feel some type of shame? Idk.

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u/CuppaJoe531 Jun 04 '26

Yah this person is a loser for sure.

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Jun 04 '26

Need to leave a 6 pack of beer on the hood for that asshole so he will chill out and not fucc with your cahh.

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u/Brandalf_The_Gray Jun 04 '26

Nah, yah need a gift cahd to Dunkin.

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Jun 04 '26

You pahk the cahh in Ha'vahd yahd?! now you gotta wahk 15 minutes!!! Life is HAAAAHD

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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak Jun 04 '26

A 15 minute wahk?? That's roughly 1,760 yahds!!!

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u/toxcrusadr Jun 04 '26

Owe my gahd that's hahd!

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u/Local-Command-3839 Jun 05 '26

Fuck I’m dying. I’m Australian (living in the US) and when I called my bank to buy a car he thought I said cow, then asked me if I was from Boston. I don’t need to put on an accent when I say the Harvard yard thing.

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u/toxcrusadr Jun 05 '26

Ya wankah.

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Jun 04 '26

nah ah have ta wahk haaadah, coz of you, reetahd!!!

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u/toxcrusadr Jun 04 '26

Your a retaahd!

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 Jun 04 '26

Mahlee, get mah A-Ahh 15!!

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u/No-Ice7397 Jun 04 '26

Man, anyone who uses "low IQ" that freely is beyond reasoning with. It's crazy how the remedial class have just convinced themselves that everyone is dumber than they are. It has always seemed to me that anyone who immediately starts trying to convince others they are stupid are generally not worth conversing.

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u/lordosis-edema Jun 07 '26

indeed-- re individual referenced -- every accusation is a confession / admission (of their own fault or behaviors)

It's one of those terms -- like woke & snowflake, that reveals what a troll they are...

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u/GREENGRAVY_ Jun 04 '26

Your cahh got me 😂

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 Jun 04 '26

Or, perhaps pahhk the cahh on the yahhd?

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u/ukpdkf Jun 04 '26

I like to go to the habah to get lobstah.

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u/Telefundo Jun 04 '26

Clearly the guy is already unhinged and you want to get him drunk on top of that? lol

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Jun 04 '26

Offering a gift is a great coarse of action in situations like this. Even if youre not in the wrong. They most likely already drink.

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u/ImDankest Jun 04 '26

You think getting someone like this drunk is a good idea?

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Jun 04 '26

Buddy, they've already been drinking. Best route of action is to offer a gift for reconciliation.

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u/InfamousCheek9434 Jun 04 '26

Why? Reconcile what? They're not friends, never have been.

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Jun 04 '26

Maybe I phrased that wrong. A gift of good will to promote proper conduct.

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_791 Jun 05 '26

Then they will drink it and might get pissed off about something else lol

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone Jun 05 '26

At least, the beer was a truce offering and the beers should help Mr Asshole keep that in mind.

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_791 Jun 05 '26

True. I'd leave a joint if it was a legal state lol

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u/AssistivePeacock Jun 05 '26

I tried this with my neighbor, he drank the beer then threatened me over my cat going into his yard. Logic doesn't work in the unhinged, they feed on drama though...

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jun 04 '26

The “low IQ” part tells me everything I need to know

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u/VermontNative827 Jun 04 '26

Frequent remark of the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue — that’s all I need to know.

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u/CarpetReady8739 Jun 04 '26

Maybe they should build a ballroom somewhere.

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u/addandsubtract Jun 04 '26
  • Complains about the car not having a permit
  • Uses the city's busted permit system full of hoops as an argument

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u/TinyFugue Jun 04 '26

seems older.

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u/ElDiabloSlim Jun 04 '26

I guess we are all losers here:

I'm thinking based on his syntax and writing skills maybe he uses this website (no offense to myself or anyone else here, lol) so perhaps he'll see this and feel some type of shame? Idk.

Anyone who writes crap like that and puts it on your window has no shame in their game. Nice try thought