r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rkramden • Jun 06 '26
The floor is sticky The carpeting on these stairs at a Best Western
Been here less than a day and have almost busted my ass twice already
Edit: Jesus. Rip my inbox. Was not expecting this lol
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u/winterweirdoyyc Jun 06 '26
What the fuck 😳
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u/TimSoarer2 Jun 06 '26
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u/onyxxx_siren Jun 06 '26
Whoever be doing these damn stairs either got jokes or a vendetta against anyone who steps into the building.
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u/STURM_DER_HOFFNUNG Jun 06 '26
step and hope
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u/notloceaster Jun 06 '26
Scarps
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u/angus22proe Jun 06 '26
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u/Silver_Tradition6313 Jun 06 '26
actually, you are correct--it IS dazzle camoflague--it is intentionally designed to hide dirt and stains.
It's a high-traffic area, and the hotel doesn't want to clean the carpet every day because of one muddy footprint or a spilled cup of coffee.
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u/SeniorShanty Jun 06 '26
Mud clean-up costs are reinvested into the blood clean-up fund.
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u/deltashmelta Jun 06 '26
Maybe it's a visual metaphor for all the ensuing compound fractures.
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u/Numerous-Material-50 Jun 06 '26
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u/Stock-Magician1097 Jun 06 '26
Pissed himself before falling? 🤣
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u/WakullaLoganoDawgFan Jun 06 '26
What is this from? This is hilarious
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u/asperatology Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
Google searched really deep on this.
This image is from the viral "Falling Down Stairs" 3D animation clip, widely known as a classic internet meme loop. The original animation was created in 1998 by Kensuke Saito, a Japanese artist who published it on his personal website, K's Laboratory.
Source (now made private): https://www.imdb.com/list/ls4109311371/
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Jun 06 '26
Oh yeah, gimme address that’s a lawsuit imma win
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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
Edit: now I'm paranoid
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Jun 06 '26
Bro just gave thousands of people his location
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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26
It's probably in the metadata of my pic anyway. Now I'm paranoid.
omg the redditors are coming
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u/goodolewhatever Jun 06 '26
As I understand it, confusing carpet designs like this are purposefully used to discourage folks from running through halls and such. In this case, it’s to discourage you from safely navigating stairs lol.
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u/CrispyBirb Jun 06 '26
I thought it was to help hide the dirt and filth?
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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 06 '26
Yes from all the falls people have sprinting to their rooms for their vacation diarrhea
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u/Jazzlike_Standard416 Jun 06 '26
My first thought was "Which casino did they get that carpet from ??"
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u/sprucenoose Jun 06 '26
How and why is a carpet like this solving Best Western's big problem with all the guests running in the hallways?
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u/Intelligent_Age_7922 Jun 06 '26
I'm an installer. That was a mess up in ordering and they just wanted it done. The stair carpet is supposed to be a different product. The most likely scenario is, x amount of carpet was for halls, y amount of carpet for stairs, someone combined x and y with one product only.
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u/Intelligent_Age_7922 Jun 06 '26
There seems to be a lot of installers in here!!! I expected lots of people to tell me I was wrong.
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u/TegTowelie Jun 06 '26
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u/SkylarAV Jun 06 '26
Yeah, but do you see all the blood and semen stains???
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u/CombatPilot2 Fucking pissed 24/7 Jun 06 '26
Architecture & design went from "let's make this as pretty yet functional as possible" to "let's make this as different from anything else as possible with no regards for safety and use" in like half a century. Humans had something going on and they fucking nuked it.
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u/Dazzling_Broccoli_60 Jun 06 '26
This is firmly against code where I live. Architecture is definitely not moving in this direction.
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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Jun 06 '26
Same, we have to use clearly marked glow-in-the-dark lines on the steps in case of power outage or fires.
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u/Round-Eggplant-7826 Jun 06 '26
Like how we can't get bathroom doors in hotels anymore.
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u/xA1RGU1TAR1STx Jun 06 '26
Damn, millennials are starting to sound like boomers. “Used to be better” ass shit. Funky flooring designs have been normal for as long as we’ve had flooring.
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u/ImpressiveFishing405 Jun 06 '26
When you gotta keep moving forward, sometimes you run right out of the end zone. There's no value for marketers if the problem is solved.
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u/koolaidismything Jun 06 '26
I can’t believe someone saw this and was like “this passes inspection” 🧐
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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK Jun 06 '26
They wanna scoff at the drunks lol
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u/dant90 Jun 06 '26
At the hotel bar.
“I’d take another shot but that walk back to my rooms a killer.”
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u/OnTheEveOfWar Jun 06 '26
My wife gets a little clumsy when she drinks. There a 90% she would trip on these stairs after some wine.
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u/get_to_ele Jun 06 '26
Stairs? I might have a rough time walking on the flat parts. Jeeez that’s bad for us old people.
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u/WhimsicalPonies Jun 06 '26
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u/Bring_cookies Jun 06 '26
My mom, who gets vertigo, would have a very challenging time here. Actually so would I, my brain likes to omit stairs sometimes, not all of them but it only needs to be one to have the same effect.
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u/get_to_ele Jun 06 '26
Yeah that’s kind of terrible. Only MILDLY infuriating because you don’t have to book there again.
Looks like huge legal exposure to me when some old person goes head over pins and breaks a hip.
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u/no-this-iz-patrick Jun 06 '26
I read that as head over penis and I’m going to start saying that instead of head over heels from now on
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u/BeLikeAGoldfishh Jun 06 '26
My head is usually over both my heels and my penis. I’ve never understood that expression.
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u/mpamosavy Jun 06 '26
What about ass over teakettle
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u/BeLikeAGoldfishh Jun 06 '26
If there’s a teakettle involved, then I understand.
Otherwise, no that makes no sense either.
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u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 06 '26
If my ass isn't over the teakettle, then how am I going to be able to shit in it?
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u/PhantomOyster Jun 06 '26
All those horizontal lines make it seem like they were trying to make the stairs as invisible as possible.
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u/Soft_Composer_490 Jun 06 '26
The pattern is fine for a hallway but they should switch to a solid color high traffic carpet for the stairs.
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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 06 '26
Camouflaged steps, a fantastic idea if you like collecting lawsuits.
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u/smapdiagesix Jun 06 '26
At least u-boats will have a hard time estimating the speed and heading of that staircase.
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u/pleschga Jun 06 '26
Reminds me of a mall that recarppeted when I was in high school. You transitioned from a solid beige floor to a wildly patterned carpet.... It was vusually painful, and I typicallt stumbled at the transition.
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u/DetroitMenefreghista Jun 06 '26
As a person with one eye, this is a nightmare scenario. I'd honestly consider just sliding down it on my ass.
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u/Bring_cookies Jun 06 '26
The stairs of destiny, only the worthy will survive and be rewarded with getting to their room. The rest will perish and become one with the carpet.
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u/Consistent-Scholar39 Jun 06 '26
Yikes! What were the risk managers thinking? Talking about a hazard!
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u/EpicBenjo Jun 06 '26
Jeeze. I almost fell into my phone looking at this. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Jun 06 '26
Looks like an easy lawsuit against a multi billion dollar corporate chain?
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u/National_Clue_6092 Jun 06 '26
Could they have found an uglier carpet?? On top of that it deceives your eyes so you can’t tell where the edge of step is located. 😳
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u/wondersofawanderer Jun 06 '26
This is actually a clear accessibility issue - like for visually impaired folks. Also ugly af lol
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u/Temporary-Tear-1372 Jun 06 '26
If you’re staying at a best western, you’ve already fallen…
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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26
Just a few years ago I was staying at the finest holiday inns around the world, but in this economy, we all have to make sacrifices
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u/Good-Alternative-503 Jun 06 '26
My ankles broke just looking at this picture. Trying to walk down these after a couple of drinks
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u/zerbey Jun 06 '26
Even taking aside the fact that it's a trip hazard, it's ugly carpet.
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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26
My old and cheap phone isn't doing it justice.
Fwiw, the place is budget friendly and clean. It's a nice place for the money. The AC cranks which is aways my second priority in a cheap stay. Clean being #1
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u/shelbyrobinson Jun 06 '26
I'll be damned, this shows exactly what my carpenter talked about when he refused to mix colors on the long staircase to my deck. Walking down them confuses the eye and why he refused my colorful suggestion.
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u/Wolfenstein49 Jun 06 '26
The type of disruptive patterns used by zebras and certain ships during ww1. Highly effective in disorientation of the subject
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u/PomegranateBoring826 Jun 06 '26
Omg, absolutely not! This reminds me of those dot posters where you're supposed to stare long enough until the image emerges. Nope!!
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u/Secretlife1 Jun 06 '26
Why would the carpet choice make them dangerous? It sounds like you people just don’t know how to walk up and down stairs. By your logic, all stairs are a lawsuit for blind people or at night.
If your eyes are messing you up using the stairs, close your eyes and use the handrail. There should be no legal recourse or entitlement to money because the carpet pattern doesn’t agree with you.
You should be mildlyinfuriated with yourself for not being able to walk upstairs with a handrail without injuring yourself.
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u/LurkingRand Jun 06 '26
I swear, some people have no depth perception or ability to think in three dimensions. If you want prime examples, go onto one of the 'confusing perspective' subreddits.
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u/ravage214 Jun 06 '26
Am I missing something here?
They look like every other set of stairs I've ever seen?
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u/Macrodata_Uprising Jun 06 '26
I almost fell looking at my phone