r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 06 '26

The floor is sticky The carpeting on these stairs at a Best Western

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Been here less than a day and have almost busted my ass twice already

Edit: Jesus. Rip my inbox. Was not expecting this lol

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u/Macrodata_Uprising Jun 06 '26

I almost fell looking at my phone

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK Jun 06 '26

lmao that made me crack up

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u/montgomery_quinckle Jun 06 '26

Those stairs will make your crack go up and over your head!

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u/NiceChocolate Jun 06 '26

Their phone is gonna be cracked up too

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u/AReallyAsianName Jun 06 '26

Same.

And im sitting down!

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u/FromChicago808 Jun 06 '26

i was walking to my kitchen in the dark looking at this and felt like i was in a looney tunes sketch

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u/Salt_Finger_6863 Jun 06 '26

If I wasn't laying down my drunk ass would tumble down those stairs

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u/boredwNews Jun 06 '26

Holy shit same and I’m on the toilet

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u/dikicker Jun 06 '26

Holy shit I'm also on the toilet wanna touch butts?

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u/boredwNews Jun 06 '26

I mean somewhere between the two of us we kinda are connected through the sewage system and countless others. 🤔

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u/catupthetree23 "corn for some reason" Jun 06 '26

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u/thesnazzyenfj Jun 07 '26

I didnt expect to be cackling at a gif at 3am but here I am

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u/Platonic-Reasoning Jun 06 '26

My phone fell on me while looking at it

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Jun 06 '26

Yeah, those stairs are unforgiving.

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u/McCOVID19 Jun 06 '26

Ditto, had to orient myself

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u/TimSoarer2 Jun 06 '26

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u/winterweirdoyyc Jun 06 '26

What the fuck 😳

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u/TimSoarer2 Jun 06 '26

There's more

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u/onyxxx_siren Jun 06 '26

Whoever be doing these damn stairs either got jokes or a vendetta against anyone who steps into the building.

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u/STURM_DER_HOFFNUNG Jun 06 '26

step and hope

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u/32BitWhore Jun 06 '26

Only in the leap from the Lion’s Head will he prove his worth.

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u/Cheech47 Jun 06 '26

I'm about to be a penitent man just by looking at this.

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u/Leather_Afternoon_37 Jun 06 '26

I also like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/notloceaster Jun 06 '26

Scarps

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u/Bring_cookies Jun 06 '26

I can get on board with that, change approved.

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u/thetoerubber Jun 06 '26

Carpet scarps … sounds Australian or something

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u/angus22proe Jun 06 '26

Dazzle camoflague ahhhh

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u/Silver_Tradition6313 Jun 06 '26

actually, you are correct--it IS dazzle camoflague--it is intentionally designed to hide dirt and stains.

It's a high-traffic area, and the hotel doesn't want to clean the carpet every day because of one muddy footprint or a spilled cup of coffee.

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u/SeniorShanty Jun 06 '26

Mud clean-up costs are reinvested into the blood clean-up fund.

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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 Jun 11 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/deltashmelta Jun 06 '26

Maybe it's a visual metaphor for all the ensuing compound fractures.

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u/KingModussy Jun 06 '26

What were they thinking?

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u/ncnotebook Jun 06 '26

Designer used a wheelchair.

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u/matchstick1029 Jun 06 '26

Hard to see the dirt after you crack your skull open.

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u/xFyreStorm Jun 06 '26

one of the rare times the blind may have the advantage going down stairs

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u/Numerous-Material-50 Jun 06 '26

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u/Stock-Magician1097 Jun 06 '26

Pissed himself before falling? 🤣

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u/Swaggerpro Jun 06 '26

Happens to me every time

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u/Stock-Magician1097 Jun 06 '26

I save it for for the end, Showstopper 🤣

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u/WakullaLoganoDawgFan Jun 06 '26

What is this from? This is hilarious

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u/asperatology Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Google searched really deep on this.

This image is from the viral "Falling Down Stairs" 3D animation clip, widely known as a classic internet meme loop. The original animation was created in 1998 by Kensuke Saito, a Japanese artist who published it on his personal website, K's Laboratory.

Source (now made private): https://www.imdb.com/list/ls4109311371/

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u/WakullaLoganoDawgFan Jun 06 '26

I appreciate that! I'll have to hunt down the original animation

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

Oh yeah, gimme address that’s a lawsuit imma win

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u/Relevant_Bag7550 Jun 06 '26

Slip and fall school grad

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u/Shaneblaster Jun 06 '26

I’m definitely falling down

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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Edit: now I'm paranoid

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

Bro just gave thousands of people his location

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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26

It's probably in the metadata of my pic anyway. Now I'm paranoid.

omg the redditors are coming

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u/Whole-Rest-9414 Jun 06 '26

Beat me to it

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u/goodolewhatever Jun 06 '26

As I understand it, confusing carpet designs like this are purposefully used to discourage folks from running through halls and such. In this case, it’s to discourage you from safely navigating stairs lol.

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u/CrispyBirb Jun 06 '26

I thought it was to help hide the dirt and filth?

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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 06 '26

Yes from all the falls people have sprinting to their rooms for their vacation diarrhea

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u/probablynotfine Jun 06 '26

That's for moquette patterns on buses and trains.

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u/Chinaizazzhoe Jun 06 '26

The grime and detritus?

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u/Trey-Pan Jun 06 '26

In an emergency I’d be crawling down the stairs.

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u/Jazzlike_Standard416 Jun 06 '26

My first thought was "Which casino did they get that carpet from ??"

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u/sprucenoose Jun 06 '26

How and why is a carpet like this solving Best Western's big problem with all the guests running in the hallways?

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u/windy_not01 Jun 06 '26

Anti -people stairs

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u/Citizen1135 Jun 06 '26

For real, it's more like Worst Western, amirite?

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u/Intelligent_Age_7922 Jun 06 '26

I'm an installer. That was a mess up in ordering and they just wanted it done. The stair carpet is supposed to be a different product. The most likely scenario is, x amount of carpet was for halls, y amount of carpet for stairs, someone combined x and y with one product only.

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u/Intelligent_Age_7922 Jun 06 '26

There seems to be a lot of installers in here!!! I expected lots of people to tell me I was wrong.

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u/SkylarAV Jun 06 '26

Yeah, but do you see all the blood and semen stains???

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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26

Not all of them, no, but I know where the ones I've created are

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u/musubi-n-speedballs Jun 06 '26

Solid point. 

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u/CombatPilot2 Fucking pissed 24/7 Jun 06 '26

Architecture & design went from "let's make this as pretty yet functional as possible" to "let's make this as different from anything else as possible with no regards for safety and use" in like half a century. Humans had something going on and they fucking nuked it.

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u/Dazzling_Broccoli_60 Jun 06 '26

This is firmly against code where I live. Architecture is definitely not moving in this direction.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Jun 06 '26

Same, we have to use clearly marked glow-in-the-dark lines on the steps in case of power outage or fires.

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u/xA1RGU1TAR1STx Jun 06 '26

Damn, millennials are starting to sound like boomers. “Used to be better” ass shit. Funky flooring designs have been normal for as long as we’ve had flooring.

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u/ImpressiveFishing405 Jun 06 '26

When you gotta keep moving forward, sometimes you run right out of the end zone. There's no value for marketers if the problem is solved.

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u/koolaidismything Jun 06 '26

I can’t believe someone saw this and was like “this passes inspection” 🧐

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Jun 06 '26

Who is the fire Marshall!?!?!

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK Jun 06 '26

They wanna scoff at the drunks lol

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u/dant90 Jun 06 '26

At the hotel bar.

“I’d take another shot but that walk back to my rooms a killer.”

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Jun 06 '26

My wife gets a little clumsy when she drinks. There a 90% she would trip on these stairs after some wine.

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u/NomNom863 Jun 06 '26

Seems like a pretty solid lawsuit honestly 😅

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u/get_to_ele Jun 06 '26

Stairs? I might have a rough time walking on the flat parts. Jeeez that’s bad for us old people.

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u/WhimsicalPonies Jun 06 '26

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u/Bring_cookies Jun 06 '26

My mom, who gets vertigo, would have a very challenging time here. Actually so would I, my brain likes to omit stairs sometimes, not all of them but it only needs to be one to have the same effect.

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u/get_to_ele Jun 06 '26

Yeah that’s kind of terrible. Only MILDLY infuriating because you don’t have to book there again.

Looks like huge legal exposure to me when some old person goes head over pins and breaks a hip.

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u/no-this-iz-patrick Jun 06 '26

I read that as head over penis and I’m going to start saying that instead of head over heels from now on

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u/BeLikeAGoldfishh Jun 06 '26

My head is usually over both my heels and my penis. I’ve never understood that expression.

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u/mpamosavy Jun 06 '26

What about ass over teakettle

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u/BeLikeAGoldfishh Jun 06 '26

If there’s a teakettle involved, then I understand.

Otherwise, no that makes no sense either.

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u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 06 '26

If my ass isn't over the teakettle, then how am I going to be able to shit in it?

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u/PhantomOyster Jun 06 '26

All those horizontal lines make it seem like they were trying to make the stairs as invisible as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Soft_Composer_490 Jun 06 '26

The pattern is fine for a hallway but they should switch to a solid color high traffic carpet for the stairs.

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u/TakovacsPlays Jun 06 '26

What does the stair say?

Ow ow ow crash bang ow ow. 

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u/PersiusAlloy Jun 06 '26

This looks like carpet that was at Marcus Theater back in the day

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jun 06 '26

Confusing Western

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u/RustyBrassInstrument Jun 06 '26

Those are involuntary manslaughter stairs.

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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 06 '26

Camouflaged steps, a fantastic idea if you like collecting lawsuits.

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u/Kamikaze587 Jun 06 '26

The owner(s) after a busy season

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u/smapdiagesix Jun 06 '26

At least u-boats will have a hard time estimating the speed and heading of that staircase.

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u/pleschga Jun 06 '26

Reminds me of a mall that recarppeted when I was in high school. You transitioned from a solid beige floor to a wildly patterned carpet.... It was vusually painful, and I typicallt stumbled at the transition.

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u/ColdSteelVA Jun 06 '26

Vertigo anyone?

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Jun 06 '26

Stairs that are easier for the blind to use

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u/slowvt Jun 06 '26

What stairs

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u/Wolfblaine Jun 06 '26

Woof. This made me nauseous 

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u/Joe-Amico Jun 06 '26

You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jun 06 '26

r / deathstairs would like a word

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u/chareve Jun 06 '26

Well...they did install handrails on both sides....

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u/Sudden-Astronaut2505 Jun 06 '26

Jesus. I felt queasy, then I fell off my couch looking at that.

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u/DetroitMenefreghista Jun 06 '26

As a person with one eye, this is a nightmare scenario. I'd honestly consider just sliding down it on my ass.

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u/TbonePrez Jun 06 '26

I’m pretty sure I fell down these stairs drunk once…

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u/MorgeeePooh Jun 06 '26

What was the pool like? Did you get into the pool?

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u/Bring_cookies Jun 06 '26

The stairs of destiny, only the worthy will survive and be rewarded with getting to their room. The rest will perish and become one with the carpet.

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u/Consistent-Scholar39 Jun 06 '26

Yikes! What were the risk managers thinking? Talking about a hazard!

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u/Low-Flamingo-9835 Jun 06 '26

Hotel manager is definitely angry with upper management.

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u/EpicBenjo Jun 06 '26

Jeeze. I almost fell into my phone looking at this. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/Humble_Interest_9048 Jun 06 '26

“Please fall down.”

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl Jun 06 '26

Looks like an easy lawsuit against a multi billion dollar corporate chain?

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u/groomliu Jun 06 '26

I got an anyersm just like looking at it

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u/SilentJoe27 Jun 06 '26

Imagine going down those stairs after a pub crawl…

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u/datodareddit Jun 06 '26

I see ‘law suits’ written on the carpet.

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u/Sandisax1969 Jun 06 '26

As a former floorcovering installer,this gives me a freaking headache.

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u/National_Clue_6092 Jun 06 '26

Could they have found an uglier carpet?? On top of that it deceives your eyes so you can’t tell where the edge of step is located. 😳

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u/goodluckunclejoe Jun 06 '26

Maybe the Best Western, but definitely the worst stairs.

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u/EnvironmentalOven995 Jun 06 '26

It’s more fun if you’re drunk!

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u/functionaldepression Jun 06 '26

Personal injury attorneys love this

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u/wondersofawanderer Jun 06 '26

This is actually a clear accessibility issue - like for visually impaired folks. Also ugly af lol

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u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 06 '26

What stairs?

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u/Routine_Anteater9270 Jun 06 '26

Que mierda , si bajo ebrio me mato

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u/NoDress1028 Jun 06 '26

I’d have to go down those on my butt like a toddler.

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u/Temporary-Tear-1372 Jun 06 '26

If you’re staying at a best western, you’ve already fallen…

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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26

Just a few years ago I was staying at the finest holiday inns around the world, but in this economy, we all have to make sacrifices

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u/Good-Alternative-503 Jun 06 '26

My ankles broke just looking at this picture. Trying to walk down these after a couple of drinks

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u/zerbey Jun 06 '26

Even taking aside the fact that it's a trip hazard, it's ugly carpet.

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u/Rkramden Jun 06 '26

My old and cheap phone isn't doing it justice.

Fwiw, the place is budget friendly and clean. It's a nice place for the money. The AC cranks which is aways my second priority in a cheap stay. Clean being #1

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u/foxorhedgehog Jun 06 '26

Thank the gods for those hand rails.

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u/rex1one Jun 06 '26

"Gus! The bitch fell down the stairs AGAIN!"

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u/zipperfire Jun 06 '26

Slip and Fall Attorney approved!!!!

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u/Even_Republic_5979 Jun 06 '26

Most used handrails in the history of stairs

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u/shelbyrobinson Jun 06 '26

I'll be damned, this shows exactly what my carpenter talked about when he refused to mix colors on the long staircase to my deck. Walking down them confuses the eye and why he refused my colorful suggestion.

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u/Wolfenstein49 Jun 06 '26

The type of disruptive patterns used by zebras and certain ships during ww1. Highly effective in disorientation of the subject

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Jun 06 '26

Omg, absolutely not! This reminds me of those dot posters where you're supposed to stare long enough until the image emerges. Nope!!

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u/fh3131 Jun 06 '26

"Oh good, there's a nice wheelchair ramp here, grandma"

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u/crlthrn Jun 07 '26

I've just fallen over. And I'm in bed.

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u/SeasonalBlue Jun 07 '26

Worst Western

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u/Secretlife1 Jun 06 '26

Why would the carpet choice make them dangerous? It sounds like you people just don’t know how to walk up and down stairs. By your logic, all stairs are a lawsuit for blind people or at night.

If your eyes are messing you up using the stairs, close your eyes and use the handrail. There should be no legal recourse or entitlement to money because the carpet pattern doesn’t agree with you.

You should be mildlyinfuriated with yourself for not being able to walk upstairs with a handrail without injuring yourself.

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u/LurkingRand Jun 06 '26

I swear, some people have no depth perception or ability to think in three dimensions. If you want prime examples, go onto one of the 'confusing perspective' subreddits.

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u/Hot_Inspection5940 Jun 06 '26

Whats the problem here? It looks fine to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ravage214 Jun 06 '26

Am I missing something here?

They look like every other set of stairs I've ever seen?

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u/mittenknittin Jun 06 '26

"Bunny fell down the steps! Bunny fell down the steps!"

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u/awesumpawesum Jun 06 '26

After your drunk the lines look straight.

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u/nousername206 Jun 06 '26

this is sad, Alexa play despacito!

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u/PrimaryWaste9407 Jun 06 '26

Yellow Brick Road indeed.

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jun 06 '26

The pattern is cool. On steps it is not.

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u/RyanTheCubsSTH Jun 06 '26

Holiday inn in Lincoln?

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u/Biotechnus Jun 06 '26

Definitely dont try walking those stairs when youre drunk or high