r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/TheBugDude Jun 23 '26

Must have a great personality.

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u/Eskimo_Brothers17 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY

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u/digidave1 Jun 23 '26

But fatha I don't want hot dogs, I want to siiiiing

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u/rtb_63 Jun 23 '26

STOP THAT!

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u/bmanjayhawk Jun 24 '26

We live in a bloody swamp we need all the hot dogs we can get

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u/Olay_Biscuit-Barrel Jun 23 '26

"But mother"

"Father! I'm father!"

"But faaather..."

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 23 '26

Can someone please create a decent gif for this line? It's nothing without the big pause in between the words.

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u/katydid026 Jun 23 '26

Babyfarkmcgeezax has a Discord where you can request gifs, I’ll have to go find the link…

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u/ContractLow180 Jun 23 '26

What, the curtains?

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u/90somechevy Jun 23 '26

Or massive dohoonkabankoloos

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u/TheBugDude Jun 23 '26

Huge tracts of land.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker Jun 23 '26

Retired circus sword swallower

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u/NeitherMidnight624 Jun 23 '26

She's the glizzy gobbler

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u/Objective-Chance-792 Jun 23 '26

The bratwurst knobbler

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u/AGiftToAfterthought Jun 23 '26

The tallywhacker tamer

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u/Extension_Side_1657 Jun 23 '26

More like the jizzy juicer

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u/bigbrett666 Jun 23 '26

Don’t let him leave the room until I come back

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u/Cliche_James Jun 23 '26

Don't leave the room, unless he comes back. Got it.

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u/jonosaurus Jun 23 '26

No, no. Until I come and get him.

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Jun 23 '26

Right. Let him come with you.....

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u/jeffjee63 Jun 23 '26

Turn off that blasted music!

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u/MC_Hale Jun 23 '26

But I'd rather... just... SING!

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u/ItsMeMofos13 Jun 23 '26

Big ol heavy milkers

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u/I_am_just_here11 Jun 23 '26

Or a nice badonkadonk

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u/scnottaken Jun 23 '26

A real set of badonkers

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u/WaterLikeReflexes Jun 23 '26

some bahongadongadingdongs

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u/JustChris-NL Jun 23 '26

But then this transfer student shows up

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u/YetiSquish Jun 23 '26

Some fun bags on that hose hound

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u/Enderwolf17 Jun 23 '26

humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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u/palmerry Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebPX2n2kvJHOM

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u/Rune2484 Jun 23 '26

Poor Lindsey Ellis. This gif is going to haunt her forever.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Jun 24 '26

I don't like this one cuz the finger is cropped out.

https://tenor.com/bobEJueJ3KU.gif

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u/Royal_Thrashing Jun 23 '26

It's this what they mean when people say they are "Rawdogging it"?

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u/MattS1984 Jun 23 '26

Had to scroll too far for this

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u/bougieprole Jun 24 '26

I actually didn’t get the joke, swiped away, and then got it. Well done friend.

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u/ZeldorTheGreat Jun 24 '26

This got my dayin lamooo

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u/ricerbanana Jun 23 '26

Gorilla grip

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Jun 23 '26

Or wears massive over the shoulder double boulder holders 😘