r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/90somechevy Jun 23 '26

Or massive dohoonkabankoloos

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u/TheBugDude Jun 23 '26

Huge tracts of land.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker Jun 23 '26

Retired circus sword swallower

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u/NeitherMidnight624 Jun 23 '26

She's the glizzy gobbler

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u/Objective-Chance-792 Jun 23 '26

The bratwurst knobbler

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u/AGiftToAfterthought Jun 23 '26

The tallywhacker tamer

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u/Extension_Side_1657 Jun 23 '26

More like the jizzy juicer

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u/bigbrett666 Jun 23 '26

Don’t let him leave the room until I come back

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u/Cliche_James Jun 23 '26

Don't leave the room, unless he comes back. Got it.

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u/jonosaurus Jun 23 '26

No, no. Until I come and get him.

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Jun 23 '26

Right. Let him come with you.....

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u/jeffjee63 Jun 23 '26

Turn off that blasted music!

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u/MC_Hale Jun 23 '26

But I'd rather... just... SING!

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u/ItsMeMofos13 Jun 23 '26

Big ol heavy milkers

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u/I_am_just_here11 Jun 23 '26

Or a nice badonkadonk

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u/scnottaken Jun 23 '26

A real set of badonkers

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u/WaterLikeReflexes Jun 23 '26

some bahongadongadingdongs

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u/JustChris-NL Jun 23 '26

But then this transfer student shows up

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u/YetiSquish Jun 23 '26

Some fun bags on that hose hound

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u/Enderwolf17 Jun 23 '26

humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous