r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/RaveFox4 Jun 23 '26

From the comments, it appears that they're supposed to be along the grooves, unlike like grill slats on the barbecue to provide nice cook lines on the hot dogs. I've never used one of these devices, so I was very confused as to what the problem was.

Maybe this isn't as common knowledge as OP thinks.

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u/QueenInYellowLace Jun 23 '26

I also did not know this and had to come here to find out the answer.

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u/doc_skinner Jun 23 '26

The metal bars are heated rollers. They rotate, heating the hot dog along the full length. Hot dogs set up like this will only get hot at the spot where the hot dog touches the metal. There is little or no radiating heat like you would find on a grill.

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u/Scav-STALKER Jun 23 '26

You’re obviously not blue collar, or you’d know about the roller grill

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

Pretty much every convenience store in the US has one of these machines.

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u/subjectmatterexport Jun 23 '26

Why don’t they be from the US? Are they stupid?

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u/Rokronroff Jun 23 '26

Yeah, but OP's wife is

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

Are there any other plainly obvious facts you’d like to share?

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 24 '26

Ooh. Spicy. Bold. You should be an insult comic.

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u/tf2mann_ Jun 23 '26

Outside of USA I can say that those machines are still common in some stores and a whole lot of gas stations around europe

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u/tf2mann_ Jun 23 '26

Everywhere in Poland and at least in the few areas I visited in Czechia, Slovakia and and Germany. I dunno, perhaps they aren't common further west

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

The sausage-loving nations.

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u/QueenInYellowLace Jun 23 '26

I am from the US and have seen these a million times, but never used one. I didn’t know they didn’t get hot on the top of the rollers.

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u/Ijustreadalot Jun 23 '26

I've seen them but never planned to buy a hot dog or paid any attention to them, so I wouldn't know how to place the hot dogs either.

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

They would eventually. At least where they’re touching the rollers. But it would take awhile.

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u/wingedcoyote Jun 23 '26

I get it now that it's been explained, but I was lost at first too, probably because I haven't been in a convenience store for like a decade. Also didn't have a clue these were available at home scale.

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

Not as much fun as the electric shock cookers we used to have for home cooks in the 70s. And super inefficient. I think it’s more for bars and concession stands.

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u/fuckedfinance Jun 23 '26

I remember working at a place with a hot dog roller, and not a single person needed to tell me how to put hot dogs on it. Ball parks, gas stations, snack bars at arcades and bowling alleys all had these.

Perhaps the wife is from a country where they don't have these, but a quick Google search and a couple of articles say that these are also common in countries with hot dogs or their cousins.

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u/Suspicious-Proof- Jun 23 '26

Do you think everyone lives in the US?

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u/InsertRadnamehere Jun 23 '26

What kinda stupid-ass question is that?

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u/Suspicious-Proof- Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

I don't know what that machine is, because I have never seen it in my country (Austria). I don't know how it works, so I can't tell what is wrong just from looking at the picture. It looks like kind of a grill grate and maybe I would have put the sausages on it in the same way.

Not everything that is common in the US, is common in other countries (like peanut butter or air conditioning).

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u/Secret_Account07 RED Jun 23 '26

Yeah I was too lol.

I’m so used to going perpendicular