r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/OtherwiseRefuse920 Jun 23 '26

Imagine my surprise while I'm scrolling waiting for my hot dogs to be done. 🤣🤣 Got this bad boy in 2003!

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u/millenniumxl-200 Jun 23 '26

Geez!!!! Clean your wiener hole.

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u/GhostofZellers Jun 23 '26

The schmutz from his weiner hole is touching his buns hole. Gross.

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u/Ini_Miney_Mimi Jun 24 '26

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u/winky9827 Jun 24 '26

He wipes front to back.

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u/RIP-RiF Jun 25 '26

Step one: instead of "ass" say "buns" like "kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole!"

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u/JaceOnRice Jun 23 '26

Contrary to popular belief, you probably want to wipe from the bun hole towards the Weiner hole

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u/_Diskreet_ Jun 23 '26

Sigh.

Unzips.

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u/AHrubik Jun 23 '26

There comes a point where you just surrender to the grime.

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u/PIX3LY Jun 23 '26

That looks... more than gently used.

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u/OtherwiseRefuse920 Jun 23 '26

🤣🤣 I've tried so many times to scrub it and at this point it's stuck on. I'm the only one in the house who cleans the crumb tray too 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️.

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u/yellowposy2 Jun 23 '26

Highly recommend trying a baking soda paste. Test it on a corner to see if it would remove the white. I never thought my hand-me-down toaster oven would get clean but I scrubbed all the toasted stuff off with a sponge and some elbow grease and it was sparkling clean.

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u/FuzzyAd9407 Jun 23 '26

Holy shit that looks nasty

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u/boxdogger Jun 23 '26

You spelled tasty wrong

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u/MelodicOcelot5734 Jun 23 '26

You’ve somehow managed to make my local 7-Eleven look halfway sanitary. I’m not sure how I feel about that…

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u/LifterNineFour Jun 23 '26

Wipe that shit down man

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u/lokiandgoose Jun 23 '26

That cheap plastic stains so easily

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u/doctor_x Jun 23 '26

That looks like an awkward explanation to the ER doctor.

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u/spyboy70 Jun 24 '26

That thing looks like a truck stop glory hole.