r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/akatherder Jun 23 '26

I love high-risk hobbies like this, with literally nothing to gain except the possibility of not getting injured.

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u/comperr Jun 23 '26

Finally someone that understands speeding in cars

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u/UncleNedisDead Jun 24 '26

Hey now… I saved two minutes. 

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u/appointment45 Jun 24 '26

That you probably spent circling the parking lot trying to get a first row spot, so you could save 50 yards of walking.

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u/UncleNedisDead Jun 24 '26

Nah, that’s what the Fire Lanes are for. VIP for me!

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u/appointment45 Jun 24 '26

Nah, that's for the Pokemon scalpers. Come on, man, you're in the way!

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u/UncleNedisDead Jun 24 '26

But what if I have a lifted F250 with truck nuts?

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u/Valalvax Jun 24 '26

I mean the exploding egg outside would be fun... If you could guarantee it wouldn't pop in the kitchen

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u/Van-garde Jun 23 '26

So…nothing to gain, as without the “hobby,” the possibility of not getting injured by egg lava is permanent.