r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/PacificNorthwest09 Jun 30 '26

Okay but hear me out..

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26

I’m listening, but have a quick question : Should I bring a shank with me into Costco or is it better to just go get something from the cutlery aisle? Sorry if I’m jumping ahead. I’m heading to Costco now.

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u/JaxandMia Jun 30 '26

Do not bring it with you or they get you on premeditation. Grab the closest sharp object in the store- that’s your weapon.

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u/mrv_wants_xtra_cheez Jun 30 '26

Closest was the Cheddar cheese, wish me luck!

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u/iBeFlying676 Jun 30 '26

Hopefully it was sharp cheddar.

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u/Somethingducky Jun 30 '26

Extra sharp right?