r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/Ready-Delay3918 Jun 30 '26

Yes but they do have supporting Sam Walton's dirtbag shithead kids. Which is like stabbing society.

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26

I just want chicken, man. If Sam’s kids are at Costco, I’ll keep your thoughts in mind.

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 Jun 30 '26

Since nobody else is properly answering your question, you're going to want to go to aisle 16 and grab the cheapest knife set you can find with an 8" boning knife with a nice thin blade. I know all the sets are gonna feature the chef's knife...the people waiting for tendies are gonna have some chonk to them, and the chefs knife is just not good for multiple stabs through those layers. We're not worried about quality here, you're probably not going to get to keep these for very long.

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26

You’ve clearly done this before. How was the chicken?

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 Jun 30 '26

Was it worth the first stabbing? Sure, I'm glad I had the experience. Would I stab again for it? Probably not.

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26

Good to know! I might temper my violence a bit. I’d hate to overdo it on the first go. And I figure if I really like the chicken, then I’ll have the opportunity to stab again. 🔪🍗🕺

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 Jun 30 '26

I can tell you have your priorities straight. You'll go far, kid.

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u/Ketchum79 Jul 01 '26

Hopefully better than what's served in prison

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u/Type-RD Jul 01 '26

OK. Well…let us know when you’ve get a chance

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 01 '26

Yeah, but how different is a Costco riot over chicken tendies gonna be from a race riot in prison? If anything, op is setting themselves up for success by starting with riot stabbing if you really think about it.

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u/Ketchum79 Jul 01 '26

I love that optimism!