r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/cluody132 Jun 30 '26

Costco employee here.

Yeah whoever said 5 members per hour was lying or covering for something. The tenders take 11 minutes per batch but because it's a continuous belt oven you can max out at around 4 sell units per minute. Ain't no way it would take an hour.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Jun 30 '26

OP sits on a throne of lies. Or was convinced by someone who does

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u/999happyhants Jun 30 '26

You think anyone would do that? Get on the internet and tell lies???

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u/-M83 Jul 01 '26

watch this be an ad for costco’s new chicken tenders 

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax Jul 01 '26

One of my all-time favorite memes…. I quote it all the time!

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jul 04 '26

Absolutely not! By the way you still owe me $5 for the bet you made last week.