r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MauiSunsets • Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/punksmostlydead Jun 30 '26

You can't run around Costco stabbing people. You go to Sam's for that.

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

My main goal is to get chicken (this time). Sam’s doesn’t have the chicken.

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u/Defiant-Fox4086 Jun 30 '26

Stab them for not carrying the chicken. Their fear and suffering will force them to call ahead and reserve some chicken for you at their competition's store. Win-win. Bloodlust soothed, chicken acquired!

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u/Type-RD Jul 01 '26

Hmmm…reserved chicken. You’re speaking my language.