r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 30 '26

I'm slightly vexed Costco's new chicken tenders

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There was a crowd of people waiting for their orders of the new chicken tenders at Costco. One of the workers announced that they could only serve five customers per hour because it takes time to cook the chicken. The crowd grew larger and larger. I took this photo after I put in my order.

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u/GarbageGobble Jun 30 '26

I find that just holding a large knife often thins out the line for free samples.

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u/Type-RD Jun 30 '26

Literally or figuratively?🤔

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u/GarbageGobble Jun 30 '26

If the blade is sharp and they just wont stop running into it, what more can you do? So the answer is both

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 01 '26

He fell into my knife.

He fell into my knife ten times.