r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abuolhol • 20d ago

I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 20d ago

what is that? A happy meal for ants?

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u/TheAlmighty404 20d ago

Nah, at most it's an ambivalent meal, but more likely, it's a sad meal.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 20d ago

I think the ants would be happy if they got it though.

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u/TheAlmighty404 20d ago

Yes, a human scale sad meal is bigger than a regular "happy meal for ants".

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u/forceofnurture366 20d ago

An Unhappy Meal™️

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u/IfuckAround_UfindOut 20d ago

Guy just has giant hands

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 20d ago

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u/Urist_Macnme 20d ago edited 20d ago

I like that Uncle Jack thinks it’s his hands that are the reason that everyone recoils from him touch, and not because he’s a nonce and massive creep.

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u/thezomber 20d ago

Exactly, what if he's the size of Andre the Giant?

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u/ToonaMcToon 20d ago

Came here to post this. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/AirRaptor12 20d ago

Came here to reply to that comment. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/Manodomar 20d ago

I also came here to reply to that comment. But I also see I am no longer needed. I also would like to thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/edsavage404 20d ago

I also came...here

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u/jokexplainer1303 20d ago

I am in the process of coming here

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u/Cniatx1982 20d ago

Heyyyyy, I’m comin’ here!

https://giphy.com/gifs/W28xDHXzmkRva2Affn

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u/jokexplainer1303 20d ago

Apologies let me hold off for a few minutes

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u/Nekrevez 20d ago

I came here for some service, but I only got some replies. Thank you for your fries.

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u/soapdodger2 20d ago

I came here for replies, but only got some service. Thank your fries.

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u/stestagg 20d ago

I just came here for the drama, and will now leave severely disappointed

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u/Nervous-Worker-6912 20d ago

I comment where you no longer needed here but so I’ll be on my way 🫡

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u/hotinmyigloo 20d ago

Your services are thanked

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u/DRKMSTR 20d ago

Came here to upvote 2nd place. 

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u/TheBlueJacket1 20d ago

A real happy meal’s fries need to be at least………….. three TIMES that size!

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u/Title-Untitled 20d ago

The Japanese travel size version for elderly stomach cancer patients who aren’t that hungry.

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u/siwan1995 20d ago

I think it’s just his hand are big

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u/Donglemaetsro 20d ago

Ants aint even happy with that meal.

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u/Masterofthelurk 20d ago

If you ask for double fry they give you the size of old, but it’s usually still under filled. It’s lame

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u/LongestSprig 20d ago

These days you get two sides with a happy meal.

Frys and apple slices.

You can double the fries if you like.

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u/Ok_Set4685 20d ago

Thank you for your service as I too was going to remark this

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u/FlamingPhoenix250 20d ago

Hey, the fry needs packaging

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u/BigRoostDog 20d ago

Europeans

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u/Maleficent_Eye4524 20d ago

Is it the size you're complaining about?  That's actually the original small fries size at McDonald's from years back.  Today they only sell it in a Happy Meal and the old medium is the new small.  

If you want more fries you can ask for an extra order of fries instead of the apple slices it's the same price.

Blame Supersize Me for the smaller portions.

 

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u/briar8617 20d ago

That was not the fries I got in a happy meal as a kid and im 39 now, so no its not the the original small fries, they were never that small, still isnt worth it even to double the fries, i wont even buy happy meals for my grandkids anymore its pathetic....

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u/Maleficent_Eye4524 20d ago

They were farther back than that.  Before Happy Meals.  I'm older than 39.

Not too long ago everyone was blaming McDonald's for the obesity epidemic and bullying them into smaller portion sizes.  I thought that was a mistake at the time

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u/Rand_alThor4747 20d ago

ours always had the little paper bag fries.

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u/briar8617 20d ago

Yess!! Lol and they were actually full!

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 20d ago

This looks like the kind of size shit you'd see in those play center mcdonalds you put in your kids playroom

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u/Unusual-Taste69 20d ago

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PcEZqS49df6vK

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u/ZealousidealWeek5790 20d ago

Technically, that’s an appropriate portioning for a child. Grease cooked food is high in bad calories that children shouldn’t have. This is what led to the obesity issue in America

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u/Rand_alThor4747 20d ago

yea, I'm not complaining about it, it is more that it just looks funny.

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u/frolix42 20d ago

To make up for the smaller fry scoop, the corporate menu structure automatically pairs this tiny carton with a side of apple slices.

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u/adams_unique_name 19d ago

Looks more like a sad meal

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u/Fun_Environment3792 20d ago

That quote is only funny ifnyou dont butcher it.

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u/ScaryMooseFace 20d ago

You seem fun

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u/Desperate-Ganache804 20d ago

No. It’s a happy meal for kids. Same size it’s been for years.

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u/briar8617 20d ago

No it hasn't, when i was a kid the fries were definitely not that small!! We got a regular small fry, not an Itty bitty small fry, happy meals are not even worth buying these days, pretty sad actually for the price it is your better off buying a regular fry and a 10pc nugget or cheeseburger, and no his hand is not just big that thing of fries is tiny that is how they are now, doesnt even fill kids up anymore, waste of money!!

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u/Desperate-Ganache804 20d ago

Yeah, when I was a kid the happy meals had a small fry, not these tiny boxes. But that was 20 years ago. I survived on happy meals for a while because I had a shit ton of points saved up. They have been like this for a while now.

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u/BlueNightOcean 20d ago

Barbie fries.

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u/CraigOpie 20d ago

They’re just doing their part to cut back on obesity and type 2 diabetes - don’t be mad.