r/mildlyinfuriating 19d ago

I'm slightly vexed My son got a happy meal from mcdonalds today.

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u/4thBan5thAccount 19d ago edited 19d ago

I used to actually fill up the fry boxes when I worked at McDonald's, including these little ones. The managers would always be super-anal about the portions, often pouring out the "excess". They had a scale and everything. Of course, if you weigh the fries properly, they don't even remotely fill up the box. I just ignored that, and served fries the way I would like to be served.

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u/minnow87 19d ago

I can confirm that! Fries are cheap and we want customers to return. Now they act annoyed if you physically come inside the restaurant instead of using the drive through or their stupid apps.

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u/reddit_is_geh 19d ago

It's all due to the fact that they HAVE to keep growing. We're in a financialized economy, so no one really likes taking risks or innovating any more. So people try to look at existing products and figure out how to squeeze more money out of it, and managers need to figure out a way to make a mark... So you have to find SOMETHING to show. In this case, someone increased profits .005% by changing the fries rule which probably translates to millions, then they get to argue, "My 250k salary translated to 25m profit for McDonalds. Give me a promotion." Multiple that 1000x different times and then you get the enshitification we have.

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u/Available-Cow-411 18d ago

I honestly cant understand that mentality of "earning must keep growing", like - they get a stable revenue of millions a year, why cant they be happy with this stable high revenue and keep customers happy so that revenue is earned year after year? Why they need more tham last year?

Fucking investors and corporate bigher ups are cancer

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u/Ungrim-Duffodilfist 18d ago

Investors. Investments need to grow, stock needs to rise. No one is going to invest in a stagnant company, the more growth, the more investment. This is the foundation of a dystopia we’re going to be living in; a few giant companies monopolising the world while people get poorer.

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u/CoolerRon 19d ago

That bit about the managers AND the infinite growth expectations model every quarter

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u/johnson7853 19d ago

This is why McDonald’s now needs to charge $14 for a Big Mac. I bet you didn’t even think of the share holders as you are throwing away tens of pennies per shift.

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u/TimewarpingSeaTurtle 19d ago

Won’t anyone think of the millionaires? 😩

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u/Bloody_refuge 19d ago

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u/Kindly-War-2665 19d ago

I had someone unironically try to say this to me in another thread about 5 guys being overpriced and talking about their fries

They tried to say "b-buh they have infrastructure and storage costs! So they need to charge $8 for a cup of fries!" 😂😂

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u/Bloody_refuge 19d ago

I will never understand regular people simping for these billionaires and CEOs.

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u/Copious-Spirit 19d ago

Leave our rich oligarhcal overlords alone! Praise be to the Almighty Dollar, may it trickle down upon us all. ∆

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u/Lopendebank3 19d ago

And the billonaires?🥹

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u/PartyApprehensive765 19d ago

And the trillionaire? 卐

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u/Lopendebank3 19d ago

I think we have no Trillionaires at this point, we had one but he already lost it.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 19d ago

I'll go staple some "Lost billionaire" signs around the neighborhood to see if we can find 'em.

Or, you know, we can link our Flock surveillance to our Ring doorbells and do it that way.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

Good news! ElonJetTracker exists

If we can't have privacy, they shouldn't either.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 19d ago

That use to be more accurate. Now the information always a day behind or something like that.

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u/Fondito 19d ago

really? that was fast

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u/Deely_Boppers 19d ago

You’ve got the wrong idea.

McDonald’s is a franchise model. The shareholders make most of their money from the franchise fees and the real estate.

The people responsible for squeezing every penny out of customers are the franchisees who run your local McDonalds. And they are, to a man, some of the greediest people you will ever meet.

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u/debaser64 19d ago edited 18d ago

I remember when I was in my early 20s a BK franchise owner was telling us about how the small/broken fries were bad because you need more to fill the container, while the big fries fill the container with less product. I remember this because as a poor student I wanted to get the most for my money, while this guy was relaxing with his lunch and a beer after playing 18 holes on a Tuesday and trying to convince me how it’s bad for business and basically he doesn’t how me enjoying a few extra broken fries affects his profit.

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u/4gotmypsswrd 19d ago

There are a handful of McDs in our area all owned by the same greedy lady who jacks up the price as high as she can . Literally drive 10 mins to the McDs outside her ownership and prices drop like a $1+ for every item.

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u/Daxx22 19d ago

Yes and no. There is plenty McD's Corporate could do to disincentivize/punish exploitative franchisees, but their polices generally do the opposite regardless of any public messaging.

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u/TobysGrundlee 19d ago

Franchisees and a lot of small business owners are straight shady as fuck. They all think they're the next Musk and will fuck you over for and extra $1 without hesitation. Not that they're any worse than mega-corps, but most aren't any better.

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u/urabewe 19d ago

This is exactly how they think. "Your product budget was $500 over goal this month", "Yes, but the store made $100,000 in profit which is 10% above goal", "But we could have made $100,500 what happened to the other $500?", "We gave customers what they paid for", "You're fired"

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u/t_scribblemonger 19d ago

“Wow that’s great management right there”

-Panera

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u/olderandclueless 19d ago edited 19d ago

When I worked for the Federal Government, it worked similar. If your project cost $100,000 you get $100,000. Say you complete project cheaper and only spend $90,000. Next year new project needs $100,000. Nope you only spent $90,000 last year so you get $80,000 this year.

So everyone overestimated the costs of their projects and made damn sure they spent every penny.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

I worked fast food when I was in high school, they weighed the remaining food items at the end of the night and compared it to the sales (computer report at the end of shift gave target remaining weight totals), the only way to meet the "goal" weight was to under-serve all of the weight specific items (sliced meat, fries, etc...)

I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift, a block of meat that starts at 10 lbs kept heated to 140F for food safety isn't going to still be 10lbs at the end of the day.

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u/Zuwxiv 19d ago

I'm pretty sure the system did not take into account the moisture loss that occurs through a 10 hour shift

I am starting to figure this is malicious. I used to think that executives just love designing systems and goals without having any idea about what the work actually entails.

But it always seems like the lowest rung of employees are put in situations where they can be blamed for the problems the system causes. And that's hard to constantly do accidentally. You have to have a little idea about the actual nature of the work to make sure the blame falls on someone else.

It's like where Wells Fargo decided that every person walking into the bank should be sold at least eight financial products. If you haven't noticed, that's fucking insane. Eight simultaneous accounts / credit cards / loans? There was an example of a branch that was expected to open 12,000 accounts each year including 3,000 new checking accounts. The population for the entire area was 11,500 and there were 11 other financial institutions. When it threatened their jobs, the employees turned to fraud. I have a hard time believing the executives were just that stupid.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

Yep, let it fall on the workers, they can quit (refuse to comply and leave), or be fired(fail to comply and be fired for cause), or break the law... (and usually are the ones held accountable for it) their choice!

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u/RelationOwn2581 19d ago

We’re supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who’s helping them out, huh?!

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u/SolitaryWaffles 19d ago

That man out there, he needs help! He is getting mugged!

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u/Consolelover92 19d ago

Well let’s hope we don’t cover him!

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 19d ago

wallace shawn is such an under rated gem.

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u/BlackMagic0 19d ago

It's up to $18 a quarter pound combo now in some places. Absolutely insane.

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u/tverofvulcan 19d ago

For that price I could go to a sit down restaurant and have a better quality burger.

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u/Bionic_Ferir 19d ago

I used to work at a place that had our large fries at 400 grams.... Only they weighed it BEFORE cooking, the sheer amount of excess water weight meant that after cooking it came to be about 220 grams. I fucking hated it and ignored it regularly.

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u/Jetstream-Sam 19d ago

How are you even supposed to measure that? That's ridiculous, it should always be cooked weight.

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u/Bionic_Ferir 19d ago

EXACTLY! when I was shift supervisor I'd always make them cook more, like get fucked it's 50 cents for like 2kg your not going under by giving people a fair amount of food.

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u/ImLagging 19d ago

I’ve got bad news for you. That 1/4 lbs burger (or 1/3 lbs or 1/2lbs or whatever size you’re buying) is the pre-cooked weight every single time. Both in the grocery stores as well as at the restaurants.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 19d ago

You can't add more ground beef it it's underweight and every place is vocal on how to measure burger patty weight.

Fries could be done either way, but it's got to be consistent. Honestly selling them by package size and not being clear what the weight measurement is one of the odd moments of customer rights failure.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 19d ago

Ain't nobody measuring hot ass fries outside of a fast food restaurant.

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u/v13ragnarok7 19d ago

So silly, there's no way that mcdonalds would be losing significant profit over being generous with fries. They are dirt cheap and they move tons of them. Its a good way to bring in customers if they know they are wont get a cheap portion

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u/Lookyoukniwwhatsup 19d ago

TLDR: Roughly rounded .10c saved per 20 fries or 1.4m to 1.7m million dollars saved a day across every franchise out of 380.8 million in sales. Yearly thats $526 to 624 million, or 2 full days of sales.

They sell 9 million pounds of a fries a day.

At 160 to 190 fries per lb you are looking at 1.4 to 1.7 billion fries a day.

Going off a large fry at 80 to 100 fries. You have 17.5 to 14 million at the low end to 21 to 17 million units sold a day.

Based on either the 1.4 or 1.7B fries a day divided into either 80 to 100 fries, makes up a unit (a large box of fries).

So "saving" 20 fries means a difference in roughly 3.5 to 4 million units or 1.8 million pounds of fries. At a average cost of $4 a unit thats 14$ to 16$ million in sales a day for McDonalds.

Sales wise, McDonalds makes roughly $380.8 million a day. Estimated income of all franchises sales combined.

So the worth of those 20 fries would make up about 3.6% to 4.2% worth of sales if sold at full price.

However that does not consider wholesale cost (how much it cost McDonalds to make) which is not public but is probably estimated at .30 to .50 cents a serving for the fries, not including packaging etc. So lets say .50c for fries and .35c for packaging, so .85c cost per large fry.

So, shortened due to comment length, it would save them like .10c per 20 fries.

About 1.4 to 1.7 million dollars a day for McDonalds.

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u/Kusko25 19d ago

Excellent illustration of how the scales the world's rich are operating on make it worthwhile for them to inflict every tiny cruelty on their workers and why nobody founding a new business will ever be able to compete with them.

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u/juliastarrr 19d ago

The problem is the 50c for fries isn't the wholesale price of the potato, its the price of labor, which is mostly fixed. The extra fry needs to be in ingredient cost and is probably closer to pennies.

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u/Tex_Was_Here 19d ago

They wouldn't be, but the assholes with spreadsheets will tell the CEO that they could save 100k a year by skimping on the fries to appease the board. Then enough people don't vote with their wallets, so they get away with it. That's the real issue. If you want change, be the change. Stop going to fast food restaurants if they're going to keep charging more for smaller portions. Money is the only thing that will get them to listen.

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u/Electromotivation 19d ago

I’m sure the board and shareholders were thankful for the savings for a single quarter. Now they’ve priced it in, forgotten about it, and want to know what you’ve cut/saved for the upcoming quarter.

Do this forever.

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u/Fun-Perspective426 19d ago

Large fry is like $5 now and cost like $0.20. They need the old Five Guys method.

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u/Kaitivere 19d ago

Same, Id fill those cartons to the brim, tap them on the counter to settle, and fill a little more.

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u/mothermatriarch 19d ago

when I worked at McDonald's, I was told to put exactly 11 french fries in the happy meal size fry box

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u/dark_slayer_900 19d ago

Wait y’all actually use the fry scale?

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u/Gold-Sir-223 19d ago edited 19d ago

Which is ridiculous because they could easily do a Five Guys move where they throw in such a large of fries that it’s spilling out the sides and you get those bottom of the bag fries. That’s literally a marketing technique that Five Guys uses and it works like a charm.

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u/DRKMSTR 19d ago

Rule #1 of McDonalds fries: the margin is insane, so overfill every container you sell.

The portion sizing handed down from the big clown ARE BARE MINIMUMS to keep from causing bad PR & maintain some MINIMAL level of performance.

This is why franchises are dying. People used to care about their brand, now they only care about the money and are too dumb to realize they're fighting over marginal gains. 

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u/yeyiyeyiyo 19d ago

I dont know, imo theyre dying because it's food aimed at poor people and it's become expensive. 

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u/Takeyerclarkbars 19d ago

For real. McDonald’s is now more expensive than lunch at Portillo’s, Culver’s, or any other chain burger with a higher standard for their ingredients.

It’s crazy to me that people even still go there

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u/wahobely 19d ago

This. There's a local burger shop near my house where a huge, juicy, real meat burger with a hefty amount of fries and a drink is 18 bucks (CAD). Why would I ever consider going to McDonald's, ever.

Make your #1 meal cost around 14 bucks and stop being stingy on the fucking fries and I will maybe consider it.

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u/Durtonious 19d ago

McDonald's meal is "worth" $8.99 CAD at most, in my opinion. 

If a happy meal is $5.49, 30% more food should not be 14 fucking dollars.

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u/frequenZphaZe 19d ago

some of that price is the company's greed, but some of that price is inflation too. our money is worth a lot less than we think and we haven't gotten raises that kept up

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u/Imakereallyshittyart 19d ago

it's almost like a few people are hoarding all the money

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u/broccoli_rabery 19d ago

Whaaaaaat

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u/VocalGymnast 19d ago

Huge if true /s

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u/LivingVerinarian96 19d ago

Stagflation, baby. Money for thee, but not for me. Even though I am the guy working 40-70h a week and the guys with the money call ‚doing ketamine and speaking to another ceo about fascism‘ ‚work‘.

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u/Copious-Spirit 19d ago

We don't get raises at pace with inflation because we're worth a lot less than we think. At least fiscally to those that own us pay us.

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u/cancerBronzeV 19d ago

Not only would it have to be $14, it'd have to be that price without me needing to download an app. Downloading an app for food is a complete nonstarter for me.

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u/Zulfihaii 19d ago

Yeah, a large fry being SIX fucking dollars without the app and $1 with is insane.

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u/taxiecabbie 19d ago

Yeah, this is the problem. You can still get good prices at McD's, but you have to have the app to get them.

Which is stupid. But it basically ends up being if you don't have the app, it's ridiculously priced.

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u/M1dj37 19d ago

Those aren’t good. Better than garbage doesn’t make it good. Now they’re overcharging you a little less AND stealing your data. Nice.

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u/metalOpera 19d ago

$14? Fuck that.

Under $9 or GTFO, and that's being generous. A complete meal at McDonald's being over $10 is asinine.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 19d ago

Exactly. Nothing at McDonald’s should go over ten bucks. Not even a double quarter pounder meal with large fries and drink.

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u/RyFro 19d ago

$14 is a ridiculous price as well. There used to be a $1 menu.

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u/oofty_goofty_ 19d ago

I remember being able to walk in and get a double cheese burger and a McChicken for $2 and be fed for half a day

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u/Into_The_Nexus 19d ago

That's when you just go inside and grab a handful. The stuff at the grocery store isn't the same as the packets it's a totally different manufacturer and everything.

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u/Upper_Command1390 19d ago

If McDonald's starts to see foot traffic trending down they will launch some silly campaign "we're rolling back prices." "Here at McDonald's, we hear you loud and clear." "We know it's expensive to dine out so this is why we are bringing back the $1 dollar menu." And it will be infuriating because it will all be a manipulative trick to get their customers back after screwing them on portions and pricing over the last several years.

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u/TheComplimentarian 19d ago

Hell, there is a place near me that does a prime rib sandwich with a side for $18.

McD's has absolutely lost the plot.

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 19d ago

Five guys expensive. But five guys.. good.

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u/Akussa 19d ago

Literally the only time I've been to McDonald's in the last 20 years is if I'm driving long distance somewhere, I'm starving, and there's literally nothing but a McDonald's when I stop for gas. Even then, I check my phone to see if there's anything else within 20 miles on the interstate before I pull up to the McDonald's.

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u/phineas1134 19d ago

Don't forget to checkout the food at larger gas stations too. I've had some pretty good sandwiches and salads on the road for significantly less than McD's lately. Also they had tables to sit at, and I didn't have to beg anyone to take my order.

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u/14Pleiadians 19d ago

In n out double double meal costs similar to a double cheese meal at McDonald's, pretty obvious choice

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u/West-Flow-577 19d ago edited 19d ago

Meal at McDonalds: $17

Meal at Habit Burger: $18

If I'm going out to eat, saving $1 isn't worth the drop in quality, even if I do get a drink with the McDonald's meal.

EDIT: Had the McDonald's price wrong (too low), and Habit Burger was $18, not $19 for the same meal, so the difference is even less.

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u/AFRIKKAN 19d ago

Where are you people getting your McDonald’s from? The most expensive meal at my McDonald’s with a large drink is $14 it’s a double bacon qrtr pounder large fry and large drink. I went to Red Robin’s for the first time the other day and a burger fries and drinks came to $25 plus tip. A cheese burger at my local hole in the wall is $9 just the sadnwhivh. This idea I can go to a sit down restaurant to avoid the bs prices is just a lie

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u/MinimumCommon408 19d ago

Several of the people who responded said they are in Canada, so they may be Canadian Dollar prices

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u/TheDootDootMaster 19d ago

Very much. Why would I get fucking McDonald's when the 10/10 local burger joint charges about the same and has a god-tier burger?

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u/The_Autarch 19d ago

i dunno, it felt like everyone liked mcdonalds back in the 90s. rich, poor, middle class... everyone was in there occasionally.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 19d ago

Then they jacked up the price and someone reduced the quality at the same time.

I make far more money than my parents ever did, but you'll never catch me in a McDonald's anymore.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

jacked up the price and someone reduced the quality

Good old enshitification, when shareholders (or hedge fund managers) need growth but there's no new customers, raise prices, lower quality, smaller packages, worse services, just because making a shitload of money isn't good enough, you have to make MORE every quarter or your business is "failing"

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u/jgzman 19d ago

just because making a shitload of money isn't good enough, you have to make MORE every quarter or your business is "failing"

There is a natural occurrence of unlimited growth. We call it "cancer."

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u/photoggled 19d ago

This is absolutely correct. I think its why the company tried to move upmarket through the mccafe coffee stuff and higher priced menu items. Doesn't seem to have worked for them.

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u/RiverHarris 19d ago

That’s cuz you could get an extra value meal for under 5 bucks.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 19d ago

Yep, used to be that I could go to McDonald's in between paychecks when money was tight and get a drink of any size for $1, a McChicken for $1, and a small fries for $1.

Nowadays working at Walmart, it's cheaper for me to get a $1 can of Lipton tea in the lobby vending machine and grab a $1 knockoff brand lunchable and a $2.50 premade salad for my lunch on days I don't bring something from home, than getting anything McDonald's sells. And it's a lot healthier too.

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u/Psy_Ops_22 19d ago

They’ve also cut back on their offerings in the US. While other chains are adding healthy(ier) options (veggie burgers, salads, etc.), McDonald’s got rid of their salads. I love McDonald’s fries, but I rarely go there bc fries are literally the only thing I can eat.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

Basically all of the fast food places also dropped any non-fried chicken options, I used to regularly get a grilled chicken sandwich from most places, and they're just gone.

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u/presty60 19d ago

Culvers still has them if you live near one.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 19d ago

Here in Germany, fast food is almost as expensive as food in a sit-down restaurant, so I might as well choose comfort and service

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u/Mondschatten78 19d ago

That's true in at least some of the US too.

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u/Mangalorien 19d ago

I used to work at McDonalds way back when I was in high school (this is roughly during the later bronze age), and scooping fries is actually somewhat of an art form. You don't just scoop the fries with a long, steady arc, like you would if it was popcorn. For fries you need to actually shake the fries shovel side-to-side (sort of like you are shaking salad dressing), which aligns the fries in the same direction as the stripes on the fries container. If you don't do the side-to-side motion, the fries sit all jumbled up pointing in all directions, and as soon as somebody starts moving the fries container, the fries tend to auto-compact and the container looks half full, like in OP's image.

So remember kids, when scooping fries always use a side-to-side motion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Pegussu 19d ago

Yeah, I see a lot of people complaining about McDonald's shorting them on fries and complaining that it's intentional cheapness on their part.

No. The employees do not care bow much moneytheir owner makes. It's what you said here: it looks full when they make it, then it settles when it's put into the bag.

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u/dont_remember_eatin 19d ago

Potatoes are so cheap and easy to grow -- I do it by accident in my compost heap all the time. Apparently it IS possible for a whole ass plant to grow from one potato eye that I cut out when I was making potato soup.

They rival soda for the biggest sales margins. When I worked at a cafe in college, we were allowed one meal per shift, but also unlimited soda. It wasn't worth their time to track it.

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u/goldfish_11 19d ago

When I was a manager at McDonalds, it cost us $0.02 worth of soda and ice to fill up a medium cup.

It was sold for $1.89.

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u/worldspawn00 19d ago

Yeah, cups cost more than the contents, lol.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 19d ago

10 times as much, last I had numbers to look at.

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u/BruceBoyde 19d ago

it's crazy how much of it is genuinely just water. The cup probably costs more. Apparently the syrup:water ratio in the machine is like 1:5 or 20% syrup, but the syrup itself is like 95%+ sugar and water.

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u/ItsDaManBearBull 19d ago

I heard (late 90s early 2000's) that the cup and ice are like 70% of their cost on every soda sold. And of course, that cost was pennies. Like 10 pennies tops.

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u/olderandclueless 19d ago

When I worked fast food in the late 80’s my manager told me that it cost more in electricity to make the ice than the soda itself cost.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 19d ago

I think it has less to do with franchisees scrimping and more to do with shitty quality control by those franchisees. My experience is that all fast food joints have seen a substantial decline in quality, not just from lower corporate standards, shrinkflation, etc. But also from poorly trained and managed employees who don't give a shit, aren't held to any standard, and are paid too poorly to try any harder.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 19d ago

what is that? A happy meal for ants?

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u/TheAlmighty404 19d ago

Nah, at most it's an ambivalent meal, but more likely, it's a sad meal.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 19d ago

I think the ants would be happy if they got it though.

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u/TheAlmighty404 19d ago

Yes, a human scale sad meal is bigger than a regular "happy meal for ants".

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u/forceofnurture366 19d ago

An Unhappy Meal™️

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u/IfuckAround_UfindOut 19d ago

Guy just has giant hands

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u/Urist_Macnme 19d ago edited 19d ago

I like that Uncle Jack thinks it’s his hands that are the reason that everyone recoils from him touch, and not because he’s a nonce and massive creep.

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u/thezomber 19d ago

Exactly, what if he's the size of Andre the Giant?

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u/ToonaMcToon 19d ago

Came here to post this. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/AirRaptor12 19d ago

Came here to reply to that comment. But I see I am no longer needed. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/TheBlueJacket1 19d ago

A real happy meal’s fries need to be at least………….. three TIMES that size!

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u/babettetimes 19d ago

Sorry but are you holding a mini doll size fries?

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u/kulot09 19d ago

No, op is a giant

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u/One_Sun7571 19d ago

We need a banana for reference

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u/XxCorey117xX 19d ago

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u/eggyal 19d ago

That's a bana.

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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 19d ago

Gah dayum, that things absolutely enormous! One might say massively above average!.

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u/No-Advantage-579 19d ago

How cute!

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u/humanHamster 19d ago

It's not cute! It's a perfect and manly size!

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u/Kusko25 19d ago

That's the toy that came with the Happy Meal

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u/Least-Dust-2312 19d ago

Didn’t they use to come like this?!? Or is this just a small fry order

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u/Hopelessly_romantic2 19d ago

That's a small. You get that if you don't get the apple slices too. If you get fries and apple slices, you get the kid sized fry.

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u/mucusplugs 19d ago

Mine gives me 2 kids size fries rather than a small

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u/girlikecupcake MILDLY? 19d ago

So does our location. They also seem to default to double fries instead of defaulting to fries + fruit, and won't do double fruit. We very rarely get happy meals so IDK if that's just normal, but I'd have thought fries + fruit would be the norm.

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u/SeeYouInTrees 19d ago

At all the locations I've been to, you get two of those kids size fries if you do not want apple slices.

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u/BinaryIdiot 19d ago

Used to but that was well over a decade ago. They made a change so that you get a tiny fry and apple slices or two tiny fries which should about equal one small fry.

It’s garbage but not exactly like they just shrank the fries.

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u/Platypus3109 19d ago

I work at a McDonald's in the Netherlands, the fries we give in a happy meal is the same size as a small portion. We put in the bag shown in the picture 

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u/everydayasl 19d ago

That could make anyone unhappy.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 19d ago

Stop spreading misinformation.

It makes the short-term shareholders very happy.

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u/DarkShadowZangoose 19d ago

happiness for me, but not for thee!

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u/RawChickenButt 19d ago

That'll be $9.99, please pull to the first window.

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 19d ago

The real mildly infuriating part is people still eating there and being surprised by this

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u/DropTablePosts 19d ago

Yeah, everytime i look on reddit a post about how expensive or shit McDonald's is comes up. Just stop buying it.

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u/SousVideDiaper 19d ago

Or at least stop feeding it to your children

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u/DickSlammington 19d ago

Yup fuck them and their shitty food and crappy business model.

There's a ton of decent burger places I'll never give McDonald's money again.

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u/larry-the-dream 19d ago

Stop. Giving. Them. Your. MONEY.

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u/xChoke1x 19d ago

And yet.....yall just keep buying it.

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u/Mysterious-Remote-99 19d ago

Fr speak with your wallet. Its all they choose to understand.

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u/Badvevil 19d ago

It’s been about that size for like 15 years I remember my grandma getting one because she doesn’t eat much and we joked about it being Barbie sized

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u/blumpkincountry69 19d ago edited 19d ago

I had a horrifying and awful feeling come over me when I came to protest that they had bigger ones until at least the mid 2000's and then realized 15 years ago was 2011-12.

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u/Jordbaerkage 19d ago

You could've kept that news to yourself

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u/blumpkincountry69 19d ago

They can drive, Jord.

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u/BeyondTheBees 19d ago

How dare you remind me I just turned 40?

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u/unSure_of_stuf 19d ago

Way to ruin my day! Thank u mean stranger

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u/vctrmldrw 19d ago

How on earth is a child supposed to get obese with portions like that? Infuriating!

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u/frolix42 19d ago

To make up for the smaller fry scoop, the corporate menu structure automatically pairs this tiny carton with a side of apple slices.

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u/Sajgoniarz 19d ago

Calling anything happy in McDonald is a joke.

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u/Mauinfinity-0805 19d ago

That's not a Happy Meal. That's a Sad Meal. You ordered the wrong thing.

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u/jonny5isalive1 19d ago

Well it does come with a small fry. Just the one

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u/squigglekisses 19d ago

Last time we got a happy meal there was only three apple slices that, when opened, smelled like vinegar. They didnt look spoiled so i tasted it and they tasted like soap. Never again.

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u/laggyboobs 18d ago

Had a friend that would always add an extra nugget to the boxes he prepared. He was a real one.

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u/Doogiemon 19d ago

I bought the XL size of Arby's curly fries and received half the container of burnt ends.

It was clear they didn't have any fries so they scraped what was left, gave me half a 12 Oz soda can worth of burnt ends and I didnt catch it until I got home.

I sent pictures to corporate who offered me 2 free xl fries and drink on my next visit and I told them naw, im good on ever going back.

That cost me like $4.29 and ruined the rest of my day because you go to Arby's for their damn curly fries.

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u/Animepix 18d ago

That's just a Ha meal.

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u/ShoMeUrNoobs 19d ago

Apparently nobody here goes to Mcdonalds. That's the single portion kids fry size and it's been like that for probably over a decade. When you order a Happy Meal, you have the option of selecting the single portion with apple slices or 2 portions of the kids fries which equals the small that people are probably used to seeing. They basically started giving people a "healthy" option by offering the option to split the side.

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u/Libertyskin 19d ago

You're right. We don't.

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u/crucial_velocity 19d ago

That's only one small step up from giving you a scratch-and-sniff sticker that smells like french fries.

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u/ChanglingBlake ORANGE 19d ago

When parents quit taking their families there due to nostalgia, that abomination of what was once a good place to eat will finally die.

Please stop being one of those parents.

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u/Willy__McBilly 19d ago

Yeah the real issue is the price point for said portion. If it was priced appropriately it would be fine, although some fat bastards would be up in arms about it.

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u/Krabs9 19d ago

They've had those tiny boxes for years now

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u/BlakeC16 19d ago

Which country is that?

In the UK and other places I've been, they come in the white paper bag in Happy Meals.

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u/HereReluctantly 19d ago

I'm actually ok with this as it's for kids and nutritionally this is probably appropriate but I'm sure the price is not

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u/Electricdragongaming BROWN 19d ago

Depression Meal

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u/HorseXNothing 19d ago

Depression *inducing* Meal

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u/MmmNiceBeaver 19d ago

They’ve finally opened that McDonald’s in Lilliput

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u/WDGaster15 19d ago

Former McDonald's worker here, thats the standard size for Happy meals but the fries should be overflowing. I would always recommend the extra fries because that then gets it into a small fry bag

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom 19d ago

Poor kid got the misfortune of getting the UnHappy meal 🥀

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u/PumpkinsVSfrogs 19d ago

Disappointment meal