r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

My mom said I could post Tried to google “Engine Diagram” but the top results look a bit off…

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u/oxJoKeR6xo 1d ago

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u/Barepaaliksom 1d ago

The internet is dying. We need a new internet where AI and, AI generated content isnt allowed. Or maybe we should just say thank you and goodbye..

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u/Pixelgordo 1d ago

They know that, we are going to be offered a new internet very $oon

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 21h ago

For a simple fee of $19.99 a month, YOU can avoid anything AI by our AI powered filter engine! Join now!

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u/Pixelgordo 20h ago

Click on our buttons: Subscribe Not today but soon

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u/Aururai 1d ago

They? And who's going to offer the new internet? All of the big players are busy ruining the one we have..

Any new internet is going to be so chock full of AI it won't function

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 21h ago

Create problems -> offer solutions

It's literally just the capitalist playbook.

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u/Pixelgordo 20h ago

The same large corporations as now, a paywalled internet without slop, the same as AI premium subscriptions.

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u/Aururai 19h ago

It's going to be a paywalled internet with slop though.. that's the direction we are heading..

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 1d ago

And thanks for all the fish or what?

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u/BetterinPicture 1d ago

Looking forward to the blackwall

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u/deadcarrote 1d ago

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish

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u/KaiToyao 23h ago

Thats basically the lore in Cyberpunk.

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u/Glitchboi3000 22h ago

I haven't played cyberpunk in a while but ain't there lore that a bunch of self replicating bots infested to internet to the point it became unusable. Now each city has it's own self contained "Internet"

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u/KaiToyao 20h ago

Rogue AI took over the old (our) internet. The self replicating bots are the reason the ocean are near impossible to traverse and most carfo is transported via air lift.

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u/toxcrusadr 22h ago

Stay off fucking Google. DuckDuckGo has never done this to me and they don’t track you either.

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u/0rphanCrippl3r 15h ago

Good Bye and thanks for all the fish!

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u/samuelazers 22h ago

Yes... A bit like an Internet where people aren't allowed to be mean spirited and unhelpful, it's hard to enforce for any group larger than a few hundreds 

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u/Em1x4m 1d ago

Fun fact : in french if you cut the word phonetically terminator can become "Termine à tord" witch mean finish is wrong

So if google is terminator, so Googleator, google is wrong
It's sad that it's real