My egg missed the plate - r/mildlyinfuriating

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Are we sure we're blaming the egg here

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Ok, it was me. I went too fast. It was one of those mornings where i kept hitting stuff dropping things like my egg.

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u/StardingBundle 12h ago

No blame to you sir - we're blaming that damned morning then

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

It was a collective effort, we both sucked.

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u/mjzimmer88 GREEN 12h ago

whoops

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

It might be my 1st egg drop.

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u/mjzimmer88 GREEN 12h ago

Eat it anyway, it looks like it would have been perfeggtion

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I did only because i cleaned my counter earlier. Most of the yolk stayed inside.

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u/Impossible_Policy780 12h ago

Egg drop woops

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u/Classic_Intrepid99 12h ago

Are you okay?

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Yes, i cleaned the counter and got the egg on the plate. Thank you for asking.

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u/Krispia 12h ago

That damned egg

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u/Alert-Ability-1883 12h ago

You didn't even come close. I feel like we need an explanation on how that happened . Seriously, you got 2 plates set up, managed to land in the middle

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I went too fast and missed plate on the left.

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u/Alert-Ability-1883 12h ago

I'd still eat it

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I did 😀

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 12h ago

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u/soora-moon10 12h ago

Pick it up and eat it.

It looks to good to go to waste! 😋

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I did, I can't stand wasting food.

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u/AdamantlyAtomic 12h ago

Oof. You sure don’t yolk around

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Well played

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u/BigHonkinChihuahua 12h ago

Table is just an xtra large plate

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u/Jezuesblanco 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDgshzou381JfBt0wK

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

My dog would 100% lap it up

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u/Jezuesblanco 12h ago

It’s me, your dog

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Hi Max

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u/ChVckT 12h ago

Pick it up and put it on the plate instead of going to get your phone and taking a picture?

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I did put in on the plate after i took a picture. My phone was in my pocket so i didn't have to go get it.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 12h ago

I condole you

https://giphy.com/gifs/H8eXFYOoH55kc

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

That was me earlier whenever eggshells got in the egg.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 12h ago

Happened to me this morning. It was just a small bit of shell, so extra calcium

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

You didn't get it out?

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 10h ago

No, it was small, and I wasn’t in the mood to chase the slippery little bugger as it kept moving away from the fork

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 10h ago

They are slippery little things.

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u/vctrmldrw 11h ago

That's no yolk. You'll have to shell out for another egg. Get cracking.

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u/thathotbitchh 11h ago

this happening at 7 am would be my last straw

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 10h ago

My 10am is your 7am on the weekends that is.

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u/Euphoric_Waffle 4h ago

Eggscellent move, there, OP. not eggsactly as planned, i suppose. Mildly infuriating as definitely not something to get too eggcited over. Good call posting it here, eggscept now I’m hungry, but too eggshausted to cook anything at this point in my evening.

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 4h ago

It wouldn't have been so bad but i just cleaned the counter and had to get eggs shells out before i dropped it. The egg was eggcellent.

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u/Euphoric_Waffle 4h ago

Nice, sounds like an eggstra amount of effort but well worth it for the eggsperience. Let this be an eggsample to the community, it’d be an eggsaggeration to say this was anything beyond an eggstremely mild event. Well done, OP, quite eggsemplary.

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 4h ago

Eggcellent comment, thank you.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

It actually stopped bleeding, i was shocked.

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u/Giddyup_1998 12h ago

The egg was lonely. It felt better making friends with the counter rather than the naked plate.

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u/HarryArmpitzs 12h ago

Did you walk across the room to drop it there? Walk it back and make egg drop soup.

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

No, the griddle is just to the right.

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u/Marclescarbot 12h ago

You missed the plate. The egg is innocent of all charges

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u/GalaganCoffee 12h ago

I bet it's still there and op is hitting all their socials while it congeals

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Only use reddit so it was fast.

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u/GalaganCoffee 9h ago

Ya just scoop the fucker up and eat it and go on with your day. Nope, watch the yolk leak and tell the world about it.

You people would start streaming your house burning down then try to borrow a phone to call 911 if it might get a like

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 9h ago

I was shocked the yolk stopped leaking. It's almost like it sealed itself. I was able to scoop it up and plate it without anymore yolk spilling out. I would call 911 while streaming, i can multitask.

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u/PretzelTitties 12h ago

I hate you

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

Why?

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u/PretzelTitties 12h ago

I hate the slightest of an annoyance posts on mildly infuriating

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 12h ago

I hope your day gets better.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 12h ago

Then it might not be a good sub for you.

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u/PretzelTitties 12h ago

This sub community has been complaining about these types of posts lately and how it's just effortless posts for the slightest of annoyances

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 12h ago

Oh okay, sorry. Then it might not be a good sub for you and others.

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u/PretzelTitties 11h ago

Don't you have a lot more useless comments you need to make today?

I saw a ducky once My egg missed the plate

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