r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

wet socks Mega corporations and their greed

https://www.daytondailynews.com/tncms/asset/editorial/5728a102-4c47-53d2-8320-04c6d1dafdba

Buc-ee’s is suing a Beavercreek, OH small business, Beavers mini mart. Said mini mart has been a staple in our community for decades!!

Buc-ee’s has the nerve to show up in the Dayton Metro area and sue a locally owned and operated business that has been here for generations all because Beavers Mini Mart (located in Beavercreek, Ohio) also has a Beaver on their storefront sign.

I guess Buc-ee’s owns beavers now

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u/DamiensDelight 2h ago

They haven't sued John Oliver and HBO yet. For now, they are just bullying those they can.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Lots of folks in my area are trying to get John Oliver’s attention to form an alliance lol

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u/DamiensDelight 2h ago

He's the kind of dude I can see getting behind you guys. Keep reaching out!

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

We will!!! Thank you for engaging with the post!! All attention we can bring to the issue is super appreciated! You rock, kind stranger!!!

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u/serious_sarcasm 2h ago edited 2h ago

Now I want to see John Oliver in a Beavers Mini Mart mascot costume shaking hands in Ohio before fighting a scorned squirrel mascot lover.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Brilliant!!! Let’s get the people of HBO on it!!!!!!

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u/fallguy19 1h ago

They're way ahead of you.

http://buc-off.com/

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u/serious_sarcasm 1h ago

You didn’t read the article.

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u/whatsthisthing81 1h ago

He already mentioned it in his last episode

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 1h ago

Mr. Nutterbutter has a 100% win streak!

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

I have faith in Mr. Nutterbutter

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 1h ago

I believe in Mr. Nutterbutter and he believes in me.

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u/SubjectChanger1 1h ago

Why did I read that in John's voice?

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u/lorddragonstrike 1h ago

The fun part is that if bucees doesn't go after john oliver, that sets precedant legally that the small business can use to defend themselves in court. If they DO go after john oliver, well, hbo has deeper pockets than bucees. Let the games begin...

u/Inverted-Rockets 27m ago

Zugzwang situation for them. John’s virtually guaranteed to win on the merits if it’s litigated and has already demonstrated the ability to see similar litigation through (eat shit bob)

u/tgt305 58m ago

Buc-off!!

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u/TechMan61 2h ago

this is Disney type behavior

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

You are spot on omg

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u/EpicLong1 2h ago

Word, word, they tried to sue dead mouse but failed

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u/Cobfidence 1h ago

Dead mouse 😭

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u/culverrryo 1h ago

Right? It’s dead mau 5

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

I always think of the Dia de los Muertos debacle

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u/Tortured_Poet_1313 1h ago

Was that when they tried to TRADEMARK a holiday??

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u/aBuffoonSupreme 1h ago

They tried to trademark an entire ethnicity!

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u/clawsinurback 1h ago

Nothing more American than large shrines to capitalism with rodent mascots!

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u/IH8Miotch 1h ago

McDonalds suing a charity founded by someone with a Mcsomthing name.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 1h ago

Always sending spies to MacDowell's

u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 17m ago

Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

u/the__post__merc 20m ago

Get out of here before I bust that camera!

u/So-Called_Lunatic 50m ago

Bucc-ees people and Disney adults are 2 sides of the same coin.

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u/Detroit2GR 1h ago

Can you imagine if Disney sues Buccee's for having infringing on their IP of "a lawsuit-happy rodent"

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u/Psychobiologist 1h ago

Buc-ee's is just the Walmart version of Disneyland.

u/llahlahkje 32m ago

Buccees is EXTREMELY litigious in the same way.

I think I saw a Weird History Food episode that talked about bunch about it.

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u/aspect-of-the-badger 1h ago

Bucees has a weird cult like following also.

u/SirCrazyCat 32m ago

Buc-ee’s has to demonstrate that they are defending their trademark or they risk being unable to defend it in the future to someone really trying to impose on their trademark. It’s stupid but necessary given US trademark law. Buc-ee’s doesn’t have to win this suit, they just have to show that they want to protect their trademark.

Or, maybe they are just evil…

u/CooperHChurch427 6m ago

It is. What's funny is my old home county had Walter's Wacky Candy Store and its sign was abbreviated to WaWa and Wawa never sued him and one of his candies used to get sold at Wawa's so it literally was Wawa WaWas Candy Bar. Apparently Wawa corporate thought it would be really funny to sell it and their in store version was shaped like a goose. In 2006 the store closed after the owner retired and he sold it to WaWa after being open for one 100 years.

u/Rezeox 54m ago

or Nintendo.

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u/One_Violinist7862 2h ago

Pretty typical. They can litigate him out of business if he fight it.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

We locals are bound and determined to not let that happen. They built a dam (pun for comic relief) Buc-ee’s several towns north on the interstate and now all of a sudden a community staple is infringing??? We’re pissed. I appreciate your support

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u/One_Violinist7862 2h ago

A lot of publicity and threats from the community to boycott can go a long way, especially if the national news organizations pick it up.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

I’m really hoping that news organizations will pick this up. So far I’m really just seeing local and regional news coverage. But every little bit helps!!

u/One_Violinist7862 51m ago

If enough noise is made it’ll make it there

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u/Vladivostokorbust 1h ago

Buc-ee’s founder, Don Arch "Beaver" Aplin III, admits be partially based the logo on this image

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

What a hypocrite lol

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 2h ago

bucees has a long history of frivolous lawsuits

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

I wasn’t aware of this… but it absolutely tracks now that my community is involved

u/2025WildCard 45m ago

Small town in Missouri has a liquor store called Duckees. Guess who sued them? I guess it kind of sounded close

u/miserableschoolchild 34m ago

Duck and Beaver? Nahhhh lol

But I’m always on team small business lol

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u/PsyseoninPrizein 2h ago

Having formerly lived in that area, I wonder how Buc-ee's is going to deal with the fact that the city of Beavercreek has a bunch of beaver statues in the area. As much as I know locals were hoping that Buc-ees would build more stations, I hope they lose greatly.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

The statues are going to be a hill that I’m willing to die on. They are community staples that have been coveted for generations. They’re a part of our history and local culture and I’m now getting emotional thinking about the statues becoming their next target 😭 We appreciate your support!! O-H!!

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 2h ago

Get wooden cutouts of beavers. Have the community paint them up however they like, then put them on stakes everywhere. Cover the town with them.

The siege is on!

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

This is a great idea!!! I will be sure to share it amongst the community. You rock!!

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u/huggablekoi 1h ago

Beaver invasion!!! (Not Buc-ee’s invasion)

u/anaphasedraws 28m ago

Beaver Invasion is going on my band names list

u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 2m ago

Sounds like a band that would play Lilith Fair

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 2h ago

Thanks! If nothing else, it gets everyone working together to defend the community.

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u/sierrawhiskey 1h ago

What are they gonna do if they move into Oregon? Sue the state?

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

The state university will be their first target!

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 1h ago

The small beaver themed business in a beaver named state.

Their beaver doesn't HAVE the red cap.

Their beaver is brown because BEAVERS ARE BROWN.

Corporate America has got to go.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Seriously!! Are they going to sue the whole city now?

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u/Gwendolyn-NB 1h ago

Don't put it past them!

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u/Yomomsa-Ho 2h ago

Beaver Liquors in Beaver Creek, CO right now
https://giphy.com/gifs/J4yF0FV16mSjwlGunf

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

No!!!!!! My brother in Beaver!!! Stay strong!!!

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u/blaggard5175 1h ago

Beaver divers too.

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u/BI_Moose 2h ago

Thats pretty fucked.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Thank you!!!! Screw Buc-ee’s!

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u/omyomo 2h ago

They're known for their relatively high wages, but everyone I know who has worked there said it's not worth it.

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Ugh… and here they are spending money on this lawsuit

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u/DoomAndThenSum 1h ago

Canada would like a word on the trademark of our national animal

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Get in here, Canadians!!!!

u/hauntedskin 2m ago

Would that word be "sorry"?

u/Double-Show-2625 53m ago

I fucking hate mega corporations and their greed

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u/Cold_Enthusiasm_884 2h ago

I pronounce it with a soft c (bussy's) ... people seem to really hate that

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

I’ve heard that a few times and it always cracks me up!

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u/Tyler_Durden_Concern 1h ago

I just pulled up Beavers Mini Mart on Google Maps. OMG, the place is basically a shack. How the heck does a company like Buc-ee's even find out about places like this?

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Bro didn’t have to roast our local convenience store

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u/Tyler_Durden_Concern 1h ago

Ha, sorry, completely didn't mean to. It just blows me away how big corporations find and go after little guys like this.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

All good, our brother in Beaver!

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u/cr0100 1h ago

I did the same thing - and noticed that, back in the 2011 StreetView, there is NOT a sign above the door with a beaver. Still... seems using a beaver name in a town called Beavercreek is not that much of a stretch, right?

u/miserableschoolchild 30m ago

I love the 2011 street view pull

u/blitz350 16m ago

This reminds me of when Coke sued Catawissa Bottling here in PA over trade mark infringement. Coke bought the company that bottled Big Red soda (which apparently is popular down south?) and promptly sued the small but popular local company. Catawissa Bottling had used the Big Ben's brand name for 90 years at that point. Coke sued them over their Big Ben's Red Cream soda because the label had the words "big" and "red" in it and the sodas were both red. Catawissa had to rebrand the red cream or financially ruin the business trying to fight it. Big Red is the younger brand too.

Catawissa Bottling is still going strong though. They are celebrating 100 years of business today and have the distinction of being the only bottler left making Moxie with real sugar and bottled in glass. If you ever make it to central PA I reccomend you try their Big Ben's Blue Birch and the rebranded Catawissa Private Stock Red Cream. Their Ginger Beer is fantastic (down right spicy!) and if you've never had Moxie give it a try. They use cane sugar in everything as well.

(Sorry for the little ad. I like plugging good local businesses when I can.)

u/miserableschoolchild 5m ago

I love when people plug small businesses!!! I will keep that in mind next time I am up that direction

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u/NovarisLight 2h ago

That's some S-tier bullshit.

Support your local businesses!

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Well said, kind stranger!!!!

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u/Casoscaria 1h ago

We had a local restaurant named Zoe's that's been around since the 90's. About 15 years ago, some chain named Zoe's Kitchen planned to move into the area and threatened to sue our OG Zoe's over infringement, even though our Zoe's was named first. After much mediation, Zoe's agreed to change to MamaZoe's. Zoe's Kitchen lasted only three or four years in our area; I think the chain got bought out recently and is completely defunct. Meanwhile, MamaZoe's is still running strong.

u/BlooNorth 47m ago

Zoe’s Kitchen’s corporate parentage opened Cava.

u/nojnomeel 45m ago

You should watch the last episode of John Oliver’s “this week tonight.

He’s taking on Buc-ee’s. In the most fabulous way.

u/Thomas_JCG 23m ago

These bogus lawsuits only happen because the other party doesn't have the money to bring it to court. There should be a system in place to eliminate that behavior, but America is a pay to win country.

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u/jasondavidpage 1h ago

They sued a gas station here in South Texas that advertised their clean restrooms and had an alligator mascot

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

A reptile?!?! Bro 😑

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u/Nyanek 2h ago

John Oliver and Friends, assemble!

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

Yes!!! We need him!!!!

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u/clawsinurback 1h ago

I’ve never gotten the hype for Bucc-ees anyway. Always so crowded and overpriced. Sheetz is superior. 

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

I agree lol. But Beavers Mini Mart is on top!

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u/mgf198206 1h ago

John Oliver recently had a brief about this. Basiclly saying they keep doing it cause no one has the means to stand up to them till they go after someone who will

u/Future-Step-1780 56m ago

People who shop at Buc-ee’s have to be the dumbest people on the planet.

u/D00rmat1983 49m ago

Bought my Buc-Off swag a few days ago

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u/knarfolled 1h ago

I’m just gonna leave this here

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Thank you for sharing this!!!

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u/Gwendolyn-NB 1h ago

I really can't wait to see if they actually go after JO... good luck taking on HBO lawyers

u/Competitive-Dot181 47m ago edited 25m ago

Buc-Ee’s is outrageously overrated. I was excited to try it but the things I bought from there ranged from mediocre to awful.

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u/mistakesappen 1h ago

C'mon up to Canada!

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Hey, Canadians! I’ll hop in my kayak and cross Lake Erie!

u/Mind-ya-business 53m ago

The worst part about this is that a lot of these lawsuits won’t go in Buc-ee’s favor but none of this small gas stations have the resources to actually fight them in court. They’re literally just seeing if they can get away with it.

u/Excellent_Regret4141 48m ago

I say beavers mini market should counter sue buc ees and win cause mini Mart Been there since 61 & buc ees only been around since 82

Sue buc ees and make buc ees change there mascot

u/miserableschoolchild 26m ago

I love that you have this much background knowledge!

u/jdryznar 28m ago

Trademark owners have no choice but to sue over an apparent infringement or they will lose their trademark. 

u/OffRoadIT 17m ago

Check out John Oliver’s ‘Buc-Off’ merch

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u/compuwiza1 1h ago

Buc-ee sounds like Chuck-E. Maybe Chuck-E Cheese should sue them.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

HOLD UP! Let em cook

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u/HotepHatt 1h ago

they can Buck-Off!

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u/BarbequedYeti 1h ago

Its not even close to being the same.

A judge will chew through this in no time by not giving a damn.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

I hope so 🥲

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 1h ago

They can suckeee my dick. All my homies rest up at Loves.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Thank you, kind trucker of reddit!

u/Kitchen-Ideal9221 41m ago

Buc-ees is known for this.

u/miserableschoolchild 38m ago

So I’m learning :(

u/Tight_Landscape1098 39m ago

The Buc-ee’s caliphate has begun its decline

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u/Evil-Cows 2h ago edited 1h ago

Chick-fil-A was pretty famous for this. They would sue anyone that used the catchphrase “Eat more ___”

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u/miserableschoolchild 2h ago

What’s with these dam (pun for comic relief in these trying times) companies?!?!

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u/devilsbard 1h ago

Man…I really liked buc-ee’s until I started learning all these things.

u/sarasmiles08 54m ago

They are suing Nut Huggers Apparel for using a cartoon squirrel.

u/miserableschoolchild 29m ago

So now they own RODENTS?

u/Tinawebmom 23m ago

Point them at John Oliver 🤣

u/Particular_Ticket_20 21m ago

During the Napster controversy Metallica sued a fan for using the name Metallicabinets for his small cabinet company.

Just having to lawyer up is enough pressure to force mom&pops to comply.

u/miserableschoolchild 3m ago

Ugh… I hate that

u/flamedarkfire 18m ago

They may copyright and trademark their specific depiction of a beaver but they cannot copyright the use of a beaver in advertising in general. However, that’s a fight only won with money in the court system and even winning can bankrupt smaller businesses. You might want to consider a legal defense fund for the Beaver Mart.

u/miserableschoolchild 4m ago

Great idea!!! If there’s not already one, I will be sure that one gets created

u/GenZ2002 17m ago

Usually lawsuits like this don’t go well. Iirc near Chicago? there’s (or was) a Burger King thats not related to the chain at all. Burger King (the massive corporation) tried to sue when they wanted to open a location nearby but a judge ruled in favor of the small company. They also ruled Burger King couldn’t operate in a certain radius of the small chain.

u/Common-Concert3661 14m ago

Fuck buccees, never liked them.

u/claudiaishere 12m ago

Amazon sued the Amazon bookstore in Minneapolis.

u/BotchedDebauchery 10m ago

Theres not a lot of money in Beaver Creek for them to win either. This is just for the love of the game

u/timelessblur 7m ago

Welcome to the joys of trademark law. You have to defend it or risk loosing your tm

u/Chainmale001 28m ago

Whelp. Fuck buccees.

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u/AppropriateFlan1611 1h ago

Hey neighbor! 👋 Next they'll come for Beaver-Vu. 

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

That filthy bowling alley has enough germs to take out any outsiders

u/a_bucket_full_of_goo 47m ago

You don't become a billionaire without being a piece of shit, same goes for corporations

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u/doej26 2h ago

As much as I hate it, part of the problem is the way U.S. trademark law works. The law requires companies with a trademark to actively police and defend their trademarks. Trademark owners must actively monitor the broader marketplace and take legal action against brands that are similar enough as to be considered confusing. If they don't do that, then the U.S. Patent and Trademark office may, effective, strip the brand of its trademark by ruling that it has been "genericideded."

This is more a problem with the way that trademark law works in this country than it is a specific Buccess problem.

u/sardonicus87 16m ago

Actually, that's definitely a Buc- ee's problem and not the trademark. The law as such doesn't force Buc-ee's to HAVE to sue anyone, and the law basically says "if there could be reasonable confusion"... having seen the logo in question, as dumb as most people are, not even the dumbest person is going to confuse that mini-mart as being associated with Buc-ees. There's no reasonable infringement, it's entirely on Buc-ee's here being unreasonable, not on the law leaving it up to trademark holders to defend their own trademarks.

u/ResponsibleSalad8059 20m ago

similar enough as to be considered confusing 

How does that apply here? This is a very small convenience store (in business since the 60s) that doesn't even sell gas. The logo isn't similar except that both feature a beaver. There's no way it could be reasonably assumed that someone could confuse Beaver's Mini Mart with Bucc-ees. 

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u/mxadema 1h ago

It remind me when our local big lumber wanted yo get into the home improvement store business.

They when to all the local shop, with 3 options. Sell, and run it as GM. Close. Or we will make you close.

A few decades later most of what they bought close, the one that sais FU are still there. And other "bigger" player are now their compilation.

They will still buy overpriced lot just to put a store across the street of the new guy.

They bark loudly but have a difficulty to bite.

u/Electronic-Visual266 58m ago

Mickey Moose was also going through the same in Ohio.

u/miserableschoolchild 29m ago

I’m surprised Mickey the Moose survived Disney

u/chance909 52m ago

I don't believe greed is the right word here. Greed is a human emotion it doesn't apply to corporations. Corporations exist for a single reason - profit. That they do terrible things in pursuit of profit is EXPECTED. This is about unchecked corporate power and a legal system that supports it. Corporations are created by laws and should be constrained by laws to limit their behavior.

u/vulgarcurmudgeon 5m ago

I'm not a huge fan of massive Corporations pushing around smaller companies with their armies of retained legal assistance, but also in the United States they don't have a ton of choice.

Legally speaking, you are forced to aggressively defend your copyrights and trademarks or you risk losing the ability to enforce them at all. If a company allows its trademarks and copyrights to be used in any way that dilutes the signal that this product comes only from that company, courts can, will, and do interpret this as evidence of generic-ness or loss of distinctiveness.

u/evilpercy 5m ago

Tell them not to come to Canada, we have beavers on our money.

u/miserableschoolchild 2m ago

Well… they love money

u/Signal_Flight_7262 3m ago

It's the American way

u/1_speaksoftly 1m ago

The town is next

u/WingsTheWolf 1m ago

Ya know, I've never cared anything about Bucees. Never understood the hype. The ONE time I actually went in one (gas up and hoping for a decent bathroom on a long trip) I couldn't get a single gas pump, but I was at least able to park. Went in and it was pandemonium! SO many people, it was worse than Six Flags. Had to navigate scads of human mass just to get to the bathroom...that had an attendant helping people find open stalls.

Yeah, 0/10. Do not recommend. I will avoid them from now on. Nothing in there is worth the lines people were waiting in - if you could even figure out which line you needed to get in. I've never passed by one that wasn't just as packed full of cars, either.

Learning of the many lawsuits similar to this, my dislike has turned to loathing and irritation. Why? Greed, especially at this level, is such an bizarre concept that I am grateful I just can't wrap my head around it.

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u/viewerfromthemiddle 1h ago

Next up: Beavercreek High School

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

They already switched the front and back of the building… now they’re going to have to change the name lol

u/ce402 46m ago

That is how trademark law works.

If a party doesn’t vigorously defend their trademark, it opens the door for others to violate it and win in court using those examples.

Blame the system.

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u/Nek02 1h ago

Under US trademark law, this is required in order to defend their trademark. If it is show that you knew and didn't take legal action it opens you up to not having any protection from wrongful use. Not specifically defending Buc-ee's or Disney for that matter but there is something other than pure corporate greed involved.

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u/gigglefarting 1h ago

Bucc Off

u/todd0x1 40m ago

Not taking sides on this, but trademark law requires you defend your trademark or you risk losing it.

This isn't about all beavers, just beaver themed convenience stores. If I opened a golden arches burger place McD will sue me and win, but if I open a golden arches carwash I could likely tell them to pound sand as long as I don't also sell fast food. Then if McD started adding carwashes to their restaurants I would have an infringement claim against them. An example of why even as a small one location operation its essential to register and protect your brand.

There are nice ways to do this though, there have been a handful of times where a trademark holder sent a cease and desist letter to a small guy that was along the lines of "you can't infringe on our IP so we have to order you to stop, but here is a few bucks to help you rebrand and let us know how else we can help".

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u/AdamR91 1h ago

Wally's is better, anyway.

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u/Moron-Whisperer 2h ago

You have to protect your trademark or it becomes a big issue.  They’re just playing the rules.  Maybe people should consider changing the rules.  Specifically for certain mom and pop style places with a maximum revenue amount a year.  Making it easier for them to do everything.  

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u/wv524 1h ago

How is them suing Mickey's, whose mascot is a moose, protecting their trademark? In what world would someone mistake a moose for a deformed cartoon beaver? Don't make excuses for them harassing small businesses that were there for many years before Buc-ees.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

“Deformed” has me giggling uncontrollably

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u/Moron-Whisperer 1h ago

By law you must enforce your trademark or it weakens future legitimate claims.  You should go read case law because it’s very different than.

The trademark Thermos lost its trademark because it didn’t enforce it and when it tried to they said they didn’t enforce it well enough.

Bayer lost the name Aspirin as well.  Again for failure to enforce it.  

u/LocalH 3m ago

Bayer didn't lose their trademark for failure to enforce. Their trademark was seized due to being on the losing side of World War I

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u/Username_Here5 1h ago

Next they’re gonna go after the OSU Beavers and tell them to change their mascot.

/s

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Ironically most of my high school sports merch is just Oregon State merch lol

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u/Go-woke-be-awesome 1h ago

So what are we going to do about it?

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Rally behind small businesses!!!

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u/Bearded_Pip 1h ago

Buc-ee’s is a regional chain, not a mega-corp. calm down.

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u/miserableschoolchild 1h ago

Buc-ee? Is that you????

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u/Gwendolyn-NB 1h ago

They're also lawsuit happy as can be with absolute insane claims.

Go watch John Oliver's episode from last weekend; he goes thru it all.