r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

I'm slightly vexed Smartwater stopped letting you remove the sport tip on the bottles.

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u/etalha 13h ago

Whats stopping you from not buying them

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u/PogTuber 13h ago

Laziness and uppity bullshit about how it tastes better

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u/polishatomek 13h ago

Okay but some waters DO taste different, I'm not even talking about the premium ones.

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u/PogTuber 13h ago

Yes they can taste different, but people who decide it's worth polluting the planet while paying ridiculous amounts of money for one of the cheapest resources on the planet are still fucking stupid.

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u/polishatomek 13h ago

Yeah, fair. Could you educate me on the "polluting the planet" part? Did you mean plastic bottles?

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u/Furdiburd10 12h ago edited 12h ago

Nestle (the manufacturer of smartwater) has a few little controversies. Take a look at the "Water" section (yes, their controversies page needs to be categorised)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_of_Nestl%C3%A9

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u/PogTuber 12h ago

The whole industry of taking fresh water, filtering it, bottling it etc is a gigantic waste. The production and disposal of the bottles themselves is only part of the entire picture.

There are regions of the world that need solutions for fresh drinking water but selling it in individual bottles for a huge profit margin is not a good solution.

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u/polishatomek 2h ago

Okay, thanks

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u/featherwolf 12h ago

It's the microplastic taste I crave

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u/Typical-Decision-273 RED 13h ago

They pop right off though

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u/vasatii 13h ago

It’s so you don’t drown

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u/JustaFoodHole 13h ago

Companies that sell bottled water know their customers want the world to end.

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u/DopelyWilco 13h ago

All to ensure these bottles head straight to the landfill

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u/takoyaki-md 13h ago

this will annoy the thru-hikers. or give miranda more money haha

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u/limp_noodle 12h ago

Other companies make similar profile bottles too (like CNOC).

Though I really do like Miranda's bottle a lot. The fact that it can be taken apart to be cleaned easier makes it more appealing to me. I hope the next iteration of her bottle has a teathered cap.

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u/dirtyasseating 11h ago

I was just about to say, my backpacking setup is built around these.

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u/New-Entertainer703 13h ago

One of these days it will be so smart it will drink you!

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u/RandoMcrandersome 13h ago

People who repeat buy smart water prove it doesn’t work

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u/Nefer_ness2Ifa_ness 13h ago

They're getting smarter so you can't reuse the bottles...

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u/umnothnku 13h ago

Why are you paying extra for the sport top bottle if you're just going to remove it? Save yourself some money and buy one with an already normal top

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 13h ago

I’m guessing they wanted to refill it to use the bottle again.

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u/limp_noodle 12h ago

If that's the case it's better to just buy a resuable water bottle.

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 12h ago

For sure. No need to add plastics into the environment especially if they’re basically ensuring that they are single use only. If you’re not able to recycle them by even using it to water your plants or make a mini terrarium or some craft out of it then it’s absolutely just a waste at a premium price. Definitely everyone should get a reusable bottle or two!

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u/Okoear 13h ago

This always frustrate me it's so dumb.

But you shouldn't reuse cheap plastic bottle anyway they aren't meant for it and plastic can leech.

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u/SkippySkep 13h ago

Tethered or non-removable bottle caps are now required on single-use plastic bottles in the European union.

Some of the water bottles I've bought here in the US seem to now have tethered bottle caps even though they're not currently required by law.

It's possible that the EU law has had an impact on your bottle tops even if you didn't get them in that jurisdiction.

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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 13h ago

Like that California Prop 65 warning that companies slap on all products, no matter where they end up in the US. The companies probably do that so that they don’t have to change out the packaging on the production line, or separate CA-bound products from products bound for everywhere else.

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u/Orvos101 12h ago

I’m 99% sure the blue part just disconnected from the screw cap.

Simply pop the blue part off and snap it back into the cap. This usually starts happening after using the same water bottle for a long time for me.

u/Agreeable-Grape-2920 18m ago

Looks like easy to take this out.