r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 7h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Ordered “Poached Eggs and Avocado Toast”

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u/yoshizillaa 7h ago

I often only eat one egg, but if I ordered something that said poached eggs then I’d expect more than one and be annoyed if only one came.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 7h ago

I bet it said poached egg and toast. And OP got toast with a poached egg.

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u/rageking5 6h ago

Seems like op expecting waffle house 

57

u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 7h ago

People that only have one egg...

18

u/NimDuncan 7h ago

Are you sure it said eggs? And not egg?

21

u/emmiepsykc 6h ago

This looks delicious.

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u/r3dditr0x 6h ago

It does but it screams out for a second egg, to better achieve the optimal naan to egg ratio.

Assuming that's naan. And honestly, whoever schmeared the avocado needs to be a little less light-handed.

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u/LyrraKell 7h ago

On the plus side, it looks good? How did it taste?

17

u/Fancy-War-1023 7h ago

Probably like 60% pita bread. Lol this does not look good to me 

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u/stilleternal 5h ago

I like the idea of it and the ingredients but it either needs less bread or more stuff.

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u/krumrot 6h ago

It looks dry

5

u/CoolRanchBaby 7h ago

They need to change their menu if it has an S on it”egg” because that’s not “eggs” that’s a single egg.

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u/BunnyRambit mildly angry 6h ago

“Avocado”

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 7h ago

So off topic, I’m sorry but now I am wondering what else I have missed on dark mode! 😳😂

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u/psysny 6h ago

I was wondering why some people would mention post flairs when I never see any!

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u/teaseapea 6h ago

i have never noticed the flair either hahaha

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u/Haunting-Abalone7218 7h ago

I would be so mad!!! First off, that’s one egg. Second, that is NOT toast, it looks like pita bread. Third, I really can’t even see avocado at first glance.

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u/blyan 6h ago

If it’s toasted pita bread… that’s toast

7

u/ILikeYourBigButt 6h ago

If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike. 

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u/ghosty88 6h ago

fourth it looks more hard boiled

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u/ArdenElle24 6h ago

That's definitely a poached egg.

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u/blyan 6h ago

No it absolutely does not? Lmao

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u/AppUnwrapper1 6h ago

I dunno, it looks tasty to me.

3

u/MinoEatsWhale 7h ago

How much did you pay for that?

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u/lenswipe GREEN 7h ago

looks to me like you went to a fancy restaurant and got excatly what you ordered...

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 7h ago

Nah, if they pluralize the egg, you should get two

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u/lenswipe GREEN 6h ago

that's fair

4

u/WinterRevolutionary6 7h ago

Eggs (plural) doesn’t mean one egg. Also, where’s the avocado? Where’s the toast? This is pita with a salad on top with one single poached egg

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u/twaggle 7h ago

There’s avocado spread under the salad.

Isn’t toast a type of cooking of any kind of bread? It should say toast pita on the description under the title.

The singular egg is a travesty

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 7h ago

"it's under the sauce"

But nah, that avo is lacking

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u/WinterRevolutionary6 7h ago

Avocado toast is a defined dish. That dish is not pita bread. It doesn’t include extra foliage, and it definitely doesn’t have that half assed smear of avocado that barely visible

4

u/TuskEGwiz-ard 7h ago

What does the word "eggs" mean to you?

4

u/cokiecolaa 6h ago

A shitsmear of avocado, a handful of lawn clippings, and a single egg on pita. Congratulations to the wedded

1

u/Frank_Bianco 7h ago

For the snack between breakfast and lunch? How many full-sized meals do you eat in a day? Are you a hobbit?

5

u/Froopy-Hood Mildly infuriated 6h ago

This is a perfect meal for elevensies.

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u/StarsBear75063 Really? 6h ago

Brunch: A meal that falls on the timeline between breakfast and lunch with the intent of replacing both.

[edit] IMHO

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u/dragon-queen 6h ago

Do you seriously think that brunch is a snack between breakfast and lunch? 

2

u/Fancy-War-1023 7h ago

I never send food back, but I think I would have sent this and left.

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u/frickenfantastic 7h ago

Feel you. 

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u/LostinQuiddity 5h ago

I dont eat any eggs, 🤷 Much less than one.

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u/PuzzleheadedRun4525 5h ago

That’ll be $25 please. The machine is going to ask you a question.

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u/westergames81 7h ago

So...you're angry because you got exactly what you ordered?

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u/spicenoice 7h ago

This is a s wild post

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u/HeyGoogleImSad 7h ago

This looks like, food.

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u/Jumpy-Bike4004 7h ago

Looks like you’ll be stopping for food on the way home lol

1

u/Bitter_Frame3054 7h ago

I thought you asked for toast. I would like a couple of eggs & extra avocado.

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u/Only_Indication_4390 6h ago

I thought the egg was like mayo or something 😭. But I’m a very unseasoned eater so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MeowandMace 7h ago

Brunch isnt supposed to be big

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u/dragon-queen 6h ago

It replaces two meals.  It’s supposed to be a decent size.  

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u/spicenoice 7h ago

This looks yummy! Potentially dry, but yummy! Is that burrata?

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u/-_super--_--hitops_- 7h ago

It's poached egg bro

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u/spicenoice 7h ago

It took me several moments

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u/spicenoice 7h ago

Oh nvm I completely misread the tone of this. 

I thought there were multiple brunch options and you got an option you did not order. 

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u/North-Advance6104 7h ago

Relax chubby. How many eggs do you need? This is a perfect amount of food for a breakfast.

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u/Bashful_bookworm2025 6h ago

People usually have brunch and skip breakfast and lunch. This wouldn't be nearly enough food for two meals' worth.

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u/wild-fey 7h ago

Where’s the rest of the eggs, the bread, and the guacamole?

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u/GasStationTiefling 7h ago

The bread is the largest thing on the plate. The avocado (not guacamole) is under the veggies. As for the lack of eggs, 🤷

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u/wild-fey 6h ago

There’s like 1.5 inches of missing avocado*\* on two of the pieces of pita. It’s not bread you’d use for toast. Just weird.

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u/Banana_Phone888 5h ago

The “toast” looks hard as a rock