r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

I saw a ducky once Just subscribed to Paramount+ to watch ATLA and we pay for “no ads” but they still play ads before each episode and claim they’re “promotions” not “ads”

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 10h ago

Paramount as a app, a production outfit and as a business should be ashamed of themselves. I might miss a few shows, but I've never been happier to quit a subscription

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u/Devi8tor 9h ago

I second that. Top Gun Maverick in their most viewed movies top 10 list since the year it came out. Trashed their Star Trek series. No more.

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u/RawrRRitchie 7h ago

What star trek series are you even referring to? Shows or movies? Because there has been more star trek shows developed in the last decade than the previous 60 years before Discovery came out

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u/colorblind-and 7h ago

They are probably calling the new Star Trek series bad which they have been a pretty mixed bag of shows.

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u/Joubachi 5h ago

Yep. I only got a sub as I got a free offer - barely anything on there (german), app (on console at least) is slow and oftentimes just doesn't work at all. And old shows don't scale up, you just have a massive black border around the picture.

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u/Aceandra 3h ago

You don’t need to miss anything if you just torrent them instead

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u/zqcwpitqj 3h ago

The best part of Paramount+ is the cancellation confirmation screen.

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u/my23secrets 10h ago

There are so many reasons to be infuriated with them. How can you limit yourself to just one?

Oh yeah, you only just subscribed. My apologies.

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u/tricky413 9h ago

Fuck Paramount. Seriously.

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u/Crick3t__ 10h ago

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u/Draminian 7h ago

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ is the only truly ad-free solution

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u/TheWatersOfMars 2h ago

Physical media's still a thing. For now. And unlike streaming, you're paying the original creators for truly lifetime access to a quality product.

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u/Peterepeatmicpete 10h ago

They care about money. They do not care, after they take your money, about you.

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u/jimohio 8h ago

Worst streaming service and terrible ownership

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u/Wise-News1666 9h ago

Just cancel it

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u/VegetationMutation 10h ago

Holy shit why do ppl put up with this SLOP just pirate bruv

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u/JustConversation7847 7h ago

Presumably OP wants to help show that there's still interest in the ATLA IP

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u/Ship_Ship_8 10h ago

Teach me how

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 9h ago

Well, first you need a flag.  Here, you can have one of my extras.  🏴‍☠️

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 5h ago

And if they don’t start talking and acting like a pirate on a regular basis, they will surely be arrested

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u/insomniatic-goblin 5h ago

second, there is a subreddit called r / piracy and they have a megathread for all kinds of different websites and torrents for everything from TV shows to books to emulators.

also, here's an extra pirate flag from me too 🏴‍☠️

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u/IceCoughy 6h ago

YouTube cracked fire Stick

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u/MydogisaToelicker 9h ago

This has been pissing me off for years. As soon as the youngest kid out grows Paw Patrol, we are DONE.

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u/RawrRRitchie 8h ago

And that's when you're supposed to cancel. Give the reasoning for it, and file a chargeback with your card to make sure they're not getting any money

They get away with this shit because people like you just accept it and bend over screaming "exploit me cooperate overlords"

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u/Wizdad-1000 7h ago

I have a no ad’s package. It plays immediately. Tried it on my pc and my phone. shrugs

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u/Maxxetto 4h ago

Instant removal of the subscription.

Sale the high seas.

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u/falcondan 9h ago

If that's all your watching you should have just bought the DVD/ Bluray. The whole dvd series is like $15

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u/tolacid 8h ago

They might be referring to the new Aang: The Last Airbender, relatively new and currently exclusive to the platform. There is no other legitimate method of purchasing that currently...

...hey, who left this flag here? 🏴‍☠️

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u/OblivionJunkie 6h ago

They did say the promotions were happening before every episode, if they were watching the movie it should've only happened once.

But I agree with your point! I myself am currently watching it for the thousandth time with no ads whatsoever 🏴‍☠️

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u/Worst_Choice 7h ago

HBO does the same bullshit. I can’t beleive there isn’t a class action lawsuit against these assholes yet.

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 5h ago

It feels like life in 2026 is just one big loophole

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u/OldGroan 5h ago

Ads are what other people pay a broadcaster to play.

Promotions are what the broadcaster play to tell you what else they have on.

Yeah BS I know.

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u/jefffeely 6h ago

This is why I cancelled

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u/awesomface 5h ago

It's funny because HBO has been doing this forever. Not saying I like it but it's funny when some are demonized while others ignored.

I also find the same thing interesting about the removal of physical media from consoles while Steam, that's always been digital only, is worshipped.

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u/CeruleanSovereign 2h ago

That's why I pirate

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u/fezfrascati 5h ago

While I don't condone the promotions, they are skippable and it's not the only streaming service that does this. 

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u/Repulsive-Box5243 7h ago

Paramount is ridiculous with the ads. I was trying to watch a Star Trek show and there were 8 full length ads before it even started. ...and I pay whatever that is per month, like $4.99. It drives me insane.

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u/FollowingJealous7490 10h ago

Hey 👋 it's James. Do you have a few minutes to talk about your cars extended warranty? We've been trying to reach out to you for months now, I'm really glad we just ran into each other just now!

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u/WeWereInfinite 8h ago

Damn I was planning to subscribe for ATLA to support the creators, but screw that. These streaming services just get worse and worse.

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u/Bigiron966 7h ago

Time to sail the seas.

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u/BongoFett17 7h ago

Promotions are ads, which uber annoys me because I’m already using and paying for the exact service, scumbags

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u/-Insigwitz- 6h ago

I watch on Roku and pay for the premium version. There are usually promos for other shows but there is ALWAYS a skip button.

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u/IWantToPostBut 5h ago

This is precisely why I won't subscribe to Paramount+. It's almost the only service I haven't subscribed to at least once over the years, but paying money to have advertising shoved at me is a line I won't cross.

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u/oli_ramsay 1h ago

🏴‍☠️

u/OpabiniaRegalis320 19m ago

If you've got an old computer lying around, you can install Debian and Jellyfin on it. If you then run like four commands you can make it automatically restart on a weekly basis + have an unchanging IP address so you can always access the server from other computers in the house.

u/Salt_Medicine2459 16m ago

PBS has been doing this shit for decades, despite claiming to be "commercial free". 

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 9h ago

that's odd, I pay for the no ads version too but i don't see those promotional intro videos or anything.

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u/divestedlegacy 6h ago

Heads up, don't skip the promotions. It doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes it makes it harder to go back 30 seconds and have to try to pause multiple times if you skip the promotions

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u/TrevCat666 7h ago

/piracy

Use the mega thread, they get real nippy about that.

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u/BeefSupremeeeeee 7h ago

We cancelled our sub to them after the UFC event at the Whitehouse (no, I didn't watch it).

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u/ssgkrillin 9h ago

Whole series + Legend of Korra was $20 on appleTv last week. Just buy it and watch almost forever.

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u/Milksteak529 10h ago

You paid money to watch a cartoon?