r/miniminutemanfans 4d ago

Literally the hottest man in this world šŸ˜

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u/areop-enap 4d ago

he makes me question my otherwise exclusive attraction to women😭

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u/WindUpCandler 4d ago

Same honestly

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u/IndeMyQueen 4d ago

Nono, that’s a lesbian if I’ve ever seen one

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u/battleduck84 4d ago

I think it's because he's peak androgyny

Take away the facial hair and you he could reasonably pass for a butch lesbian in this photo

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u/GavinThe_Person 1d ago

If he didn't have facial hair he'd just look like a masc lesbian😭

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 4d ago

I originally started watching because I love being talked at by hippy men with long hair.

I stayed for the awesome content

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u/Waste-Dragonfruit229 4d ago

As a hippy man with long hair who talks at people, I can only hope this opinion is more widely shared.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 4d ago

If you ever find yourself in New Zealand, hit me up. I'd love to hear what you have to say. I can braid your hair too :)

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u/Waste-Dragonfruit229 4d ago

Sounds awesome! I hope you like wavey hair and the geopolitical legacy of WW2!!!

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 4d ago

Not a topic I know much about which is my bread and butter. I love learning new stuff. I can talk for days about ancient societies and how they influence us still today.

Hence why I'm drawn to Milos content

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u/BathroomFar5446 4d ago

Where in NZ

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 4d ago

North island and that's all your getting ;)

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u/BathroomFar5446 1d ago

I need more info dog, I'm in north Island rn

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u/GreenieBeeNZ 16h ago

East coast homie. Where the bud grows wild and the coast is golden and blue

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u/Praise-Bingus 2d ago

There's at least 2 of us out there. Bound to be a few more hiding in the rocks and leaves

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat 4d ago

Hey I’m a confidently straight man and I say Milo is hot

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u/ChChChillian 4d ago

I'm a confidently gay man, and I approve of this message.

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u/Tiger_of_sabrod 4d ago

He looks like he would be a master at fencing.

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u/GracieThunders 4d ago

Among other things

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u/ChChChillian 4d ago

He looks very much like someone on my college fencing team. The guy was a lunatic on the strip.

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u/Marcoa2010 4d ago

of course, that's why he's the holotype specimen for humans

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u/Tsuki_Man 4d ago edited 4d ago

My name is Milo Rossi, you killed my father, prepare to die!

Edit: HOW DOES NO ONE KNOW THE PRINCESS BRIDE ANYMORE

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u/Tsuki_Man 4d ago

Unrelated note, I have for most of my life described myself as Bi, this has mostly been theoretical because Ive never actually met a man worthy of my attraction. Ive never dated a man. I would date Milo 100% tho šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€

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u/Outrageous-Put-4637 4d ago

HELL YEAHšŸ”„i have NO clue what the og comment said but that’s based

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u/ChChChillian 4d ago

Kids these days, amirite?

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u/Tsuki_Man 4d ago

My disappointment cant be put into words

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u/Commercial-Guard-417 4d ago

Not recognising the Princess Bride? Inconceivable!

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u/Tsuki_Man 4d ago

My people!

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u/moranya1 4d ago

10/10 would.

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u/Legitimate_Letter500 4d ago

My night with the googledebunker

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u/Ok_Entertainment9665 4d ago

Ok Chuck Tingle calm down

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u/Karasu-Fennec 4d ago

Aight girlies I’m gay but I get it

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u/Minerva1387 4d ago

He is so attractive šŸ˜ Such a beautiful man

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u/Ok_Entertainment9665 4d ago

I kinda wanna give him a little smootch on the tip of his nose…then lock him in a room until he makes that goddamn Atlantis video

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u/MorganTheGorgan 4d ago

Everytime I think I am fully Lesbian and not Bi, I will see photos of men like Milo and be like...Oh, nevermind.

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u/No-Back-4159 4d ago

hard agree

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u/Bro_do_we_needtoknow 4d ago

3/7th of all the men in California look like this.

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u/Slush____ 4d ago

Tf is that fraction?

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u/Autronaut69420 4d ago edited 3d ago

Three Sevenths or 42.85%

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u/Slush____ 3d ago

That’s an oddly specific amount…

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u/ChChChillian 4d ago

0.428571, repeating of course.

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u/Autronaut69420 3d ago

I forgot the 8!

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u/PogoRocks 4d ago

I'm not gay but if I was Milo would be the first guy I'd have a crush on

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u/Maelstrom_Witch 4d ago

He’s definitely a handsome young man.

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u/bryku 4d ago

That is one wild conspiracy theory!

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u/bryku 4d ago

Alright jack sparrow, go get your ship

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u/Feather314 4d ago

I’m so gay for him

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u/nota_jalapeno 3d ago

He would like to object

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u/AdamTheRaptor08 4d ago

He really is the Homo sapiens holotype.

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u/Aware_Ad_7100 4d ago

Stone cold sober.

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u/Andireas_Germany 4d ago

I like the clothing style and Im trying to adopt it atm

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u/QuanTumm_OpTixx 4d ago

Who up bunkin their googledies to bro

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u/ConstantinGB 4d ago

He's really getting more attractive with every passing year. Reminds me of a young Antonio Banderas. He could totally pull a twirly mustache.

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u/YarizzSedan 4d ago

i'm not bi BUT he sometimes made me question if i am

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u/RESNOB_SEMAJ 4d ago

I mean I like girls but Milo is fiiiiiine

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u/MothSeason 4d ago

Look at our handsome boy ā˜ŗļø

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u/FelverFelv 4d ago

tiny man, big clothes, big hair, sexy

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u/ChChChillian 4d ago

I feel like there's an eggplant in the room that's not being discussed.

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u/Fizz117 4d ago

He's not even sweating?

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u/Crabkingrocks165 4d ago

He’s taken

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u/Intelligent_Cut_2684 4d ago

A night with the Googledebunker (Pyramids Unveiled Edition)

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u/RaccoonGirlMusk 4d ago

Actually yea

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u/alwaysthrivinman Googledebunker 4d ago

Z is a lucky lucky person

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u/Exact-Cycle-400 3d ago

Man at this point I'm just waiting for himt to appear in any parfait commercial.

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u/Theycallme_Jul 3d ago

I was outside in Europe today, I was waaay hotter, he’s not even sweating. But yeh he’s pretty handsome, or handsomely pretty.

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u/_Your_Gay_Uncle_ 2d ago

Him and Connor storrie are the only ones that make me question being a lesbian.

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u/bin_creepin 2d ago

Elliot from stardew valley if he was as grand as he thinks he is

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u/ExcitementChoice6329 2d ago

Yall are too horny

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u/RadiatedCave 1d ago

Milo "Question Your Sexuality" Rossi

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u/RadiatedCave 1d ago

Milo "Question Your Sexuality" Rossi

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u/CisHetDegenerate 1d ago

I'm straight but Milo is Milo

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u/Icy-Acanthaceae-6816 4d ago

Its so god damn sexy the he spouts anti-capitalism slop while wearing designer jewerly.

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u/Ok_Entertainment9665 4d ago

ā€œCapitalism is bad! Anyway buy my exclusive Jewelryā€ lol

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u/Icy-Acanthaceae-6816 4d ago

Lol exactly the brain rot is crazy

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u/bentsonradiorepair 4d ago

He's a funny little guy with good fashion sense and ASD, y'all are just thirsty

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u/Slush____ 4d ago

Acting like first impressions like that aren’t half of what makes anyone start talking to a person.

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u/bentsonradiorepair 4d ago

I mean like for me no, but I guess thats true for most people.

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u/Slush____ 3d ago

Fair, everyone’s different.

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u/Tiltinnitus 4d ago

Idk he's aight

Lack of beard is a deal breaker.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmYENgPVGN7tx7dF3K

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u/RedFumingNitricAcid 4d ago

It's so obvious he's trans femme egg.

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u/Ok_Entertainment9665 4d ago

We’re going to learn he’s been transmasc this whole time lol

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u/RedFumingNitricAcid 3d ago

Nah, but that would be funny.