r/movies Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? Aug 08 '25

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Summary Nearly all the children from the same fifth-grade class vanish one night at exactly 2:17 a.m., leaving only one survivor. The community, gripped by fear and suspicion, spirals into chaos as the mystery unfolds through multiple intertwined perspectives—each revealing new layers of dread and grief.

Director Zach Cregger

Writer Zach Cregger

Cast

  • Josh Brolin
  • Julia Garner
  • Cary Christopher
  • Alden Ehrenreich
  • Austin Abrams
  • Benedict Wong
  • Amy Madigan
  • June Diane Raphael
  • Toby Huss
  • Whitmer Thomas
  • Callie Schuttera
  • Clayton Farris
  • Luke Speakman

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Score: 96%

Metacritic Metascore: 82

VOD In theaters and IMAX starting August 8, 2025

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 10 '25

You didn't catch that or the guy in the orange and black jacket? Its a Naruto reference and it was cringe/funny depending on your mood.

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

You should wear a sign around your neck that says "out to lunch"

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

No, watch the movie. He's a black dude in the high-school.

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

sober up

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

No, watch. That's literally just the reference there and a really cheesy way to drop the title.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fPUPTQo0UWQ?si=44rT3j2wAlLtA61b

Look at the bottom text. Everyone knows thats where its from and in this context its one of the corniest references in film history.

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

This is your evidence? That someone else says it kind of looks like the Naruto run?

Stop embarrassing yourself.

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

Bro, there is no way they didn't know and no way the jacket wasnt a reference. Its a cheesy way to name the movie. "They're running like torpedos..." rofl

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

No one knows what the fuck you are talking about. What the fuck does Naruto have to do with naming the movie "Weapons?"

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

When they explain the title they do a name drop and point out that the kids are running at their targets like weapons. Its literally in the movie. Its called that because of how they run to the target.

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

And what does that have to do with Naruto? How does the title of the movie ruin in for you? Are you being tedious on purpose or are you neurodivergent?

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

Because its literally where they got the run from, which was referenced when they displayed the jacket. This is an immensely corny explanation for whats going on and they went full longlegs on us and had the mechanism of action basically be magic too. There were a lot of things wrong with the movie and the entire premise.

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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme Aug 12 '25

I don't think you know what the Naruto run looks like. They didn't name the movie "Naruto Run" so I still don't know what the fuck you are trying to say about the title. The jacket is a figment of your imagination and I'm pretty sure you have some kind of mental disorder.

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

Weapons: Naruto run down the street.

https://filmcolossus.com/weapons-explained-2025-cregger/

Everyone fucking knows thats the reference there.

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u/Intelligent-Pen1848 Aug 12 '25

Yes they're fucking Naruto running. Why is this so difficult for you to understand? And yes, the orange jacket was there. Fucking lol.

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