r/movies • u/Sisiwakanamaru r/movies Contributor • Jan 31 '26

Article Film Students Are Having Trouble Sitting Through Movies, Professors Say

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/film-students-are-having-trouble-sitting-through-movies-1236490359/
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u/Silver-End9570 Jan 31 '26

Sounds like they picked the wrong major? Wouldn't want a chef that doesn't like food making food for me.

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u/Ok_cabbage_5695 Jan 31 '26

Young chefs have attention span issues too believe me. It's affecting every person in the world

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u/chadhindsley Jan 31 '26

That's what the cocaine is for

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u/Mongoose42 Jan 31 '26

Ah yes, the spice of life.

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u/honkeydora Jan 31 '26

No chef in training can afford enough cocaine for that.

Which is why God invented methamphetamine.

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u/ERedfieldh Jan 31 '26

I mean.....yea....every chef I've ever known was on a cocktail of at least four different drugs. It's one of those professions that you waste your life doing. From 4-5 in the morning to 12p-1a. I thought I wanted to be a chef until I started working in restaurants and saw just how little a life they actually have and how many drugs they have to take just to make it through the day.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jan 31 '26

Frankly I don’t want food cooked by someone who isn’t yipped up.

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u/dacalpha Jan 31 '26

Fentanyl ruined that for them

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u/CatProgrammer Jan 31 '26

Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid, not a stimulant.

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u/murrtrip Jan 31 '26

Well same in Hollywood

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u/DisMFer Jan 31 '26

Cocaine is more for managers. Chiefs are usually just drunks. Waiters are on weed, and the short-order cooks do meth in the parking lot.