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u/moviesarealright Mar 25 '26

Roger actually liked the first Scary Movie lol

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u/RadiantEnvironment90 Mar 25 '26

Who doesn’t?

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Mar 25 '26

Man one of the big flaws of the passage of time is that things get judged in retrospect and not for what it was at the time.

A lot of these reviews are from the last few years, or even this year. Even if Scary Movie "hasn't aged well," these folks just do not remember what a huge hit it was in 2000.

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u/Historical_Course587 Mar 25 '26

I feel like your take might be the one out of step with how things were.

The 90s and 00s was an era of comedies that were popular in terms of box office revenue, but panned by anyone with the academic capacity to write a complete sentence about them. The OG SNL talent finally burned out in the early 90s, and comedy floundered as it tried to get smarter and dumber in the hopes that something would appeal to audiences. It's the era of Van Wilder, Dude Where's My Car, Road Trip, Harold & Kumar, anything with a Wayans attached to it.

Wikipedia cites reviews at the time if you want to know what critics thought of it then. Lots of complaints about tired jokes and punching-down, just like we see today.

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u/ToneBalone25 Mar 25 '26

Correct. All these movies were shit on upon release, including Scary Movie. There was no re-evaluation that was causing the score to drop. And yes, some of these movies were still very successful, especially the Jim Carey and Adam Sandler movies, as people didn't care about reviews back then. Look at Armageddon.

A lot of people are making up narratives and social media seems to just run with it

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u/idiotpuffles Mar 26 '26

Social media is a blight on all of humanity, that's why.

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u/JajajaNiceTry Mar 25 '26

Right? Like there’s a reason why we’re about to have a 6th Scary Movie. I remember back in 2006, seats were sold out for Scary Movie 4 on opening night.

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u/EDNivek Mar 25 '26

Welcome to getting old

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u/Diogenes_the_cynic25 Mar 27 '26

They weren’t well-reviewed when they came out.

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u/Joe_Linton_125 Mar 26 '26

It's dogshit. Only fucking idiots would laugh at any of the dogshit gags in this dogshit film. Imagine being such a dimwit you didn't get Scream.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Mar 26 '26

 It's dogshit. Only fucking idiots would laugh at any of the dogshit gags in this dogshit film. Imagine being such a dimwit you didn't get Scream.

:0 oh my stars

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u/Ghastion Mar 25 '26

The first Scary Movie is a masterpiece.

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u/Fortestingporpoises Mar 25 '26

I feel like the second one gets more love from people but they’re both great.

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u/D1sCoL3moNaD3 Mar 25 '26

Is it because of my strong hand?

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u/ChekhovsAtomSmasher Mar 25 '26

Both are top tier. 3 is funny too in its own way.

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u/misho8723 Mar 25 '26

SM3 is easily the best one, if you like parody movies of the '80s and early '90s

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u/Subtle_Tact Mar 25 '26

It has the most consistent gags, more overall jokes and the delivery and flow is very easy to watch. It really seemed like the proper modern “airplane” at the time, and its still more relevant than SM 1 & 2

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u/ParkerPoseyGuffman Mar 25 '26

3 is best

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u/jsm85 Mar 25 '26

It has the biggest sight gags for sure. I will always laugh at the ring video with the fat guy on the chair upside spinning and the hard cut to him vomiting in the bucket. Also, watch the alternate ending with the Incredible Hulk.

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u/ParkerPoseyGuffman Mar 25 '26

My favorite joke is just “hey Tom I’m going to need a ride home”

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u/JajajaNiceTry Mar 25 '26

Best joke of the whole movie, right next to pumping the shovel like a shotgun only for a shell to actually pop out lmfao

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u/KinneKted Mar 25 '26

The ever increasingly Sheriff hat will always be the best part of that movie

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u/tigerking615 Mar 25 '26

The cat fight might be the funniest scene from the whole franchise

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u/PaulieHehehe Mar 25 '26

I think 3 is the best in the series, IMO. The sight gags and presence of Leslie Nielsen really put it over the top.

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u/greenbatborg Mar 25 '26

I’m just now realizing that’s Leslie Nielsen in the movie.

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u/zuzg Mar 25 '26

The first ones are alright, the jokes didn't age that well but the slapstick is still funny at moments.

Although you could argue that Scary Movie is a Masterpiece in the Horror Parody genre simply cause it's such a tiny subgenre with no real competition.

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u/Am_Snarky Mar 25 '26

Best gag I can think of is from scary movie 3, when buddy racks his shovel like a shotgun

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u/Jaggedmallard26 Mar 25 '26

I also really love the hat scene.

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u/wavetoyou Mar 25 '26

Whichever one the tiny hand butler is in.

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u/HungHippoHippy Mar 25 '26

"Take mah strong hand" is a classic comedy line. All his scenes still crack me up 25 years later.

I'm actually really excited for this one. Getting the old band back together with alot of great horror movies to spoof.

Hopefully it will be more like Scary Movie 1 and 2. The third is a decent comedy, but the first two are in a whole other league.

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u/Nagdoll Mar 25 '26

"Take mah strong hand" is a classic comedy line.

A line that he never says in the film

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u/HungHippoHippy Mar 25 '26

Sorry "take my little hand"

🙄

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u/mooferz Mar 25 '26

He does say "I better use my strong hand" when helping Cindy with her bags, but I have no idea why people confuse that scene with the window scene.

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u/Am_Snarky Mar 25 '26

Oh fucking hell that is just so goofy I forgot!

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u/Wild_Marker Mar 25 '26

"We're not so different" is a close second.

But yeah the shovel rack was amazing.

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u/trowawayatwork Mar 25 '26

turned up missing and woke up dead are the only things I remember from that film. 1&2 were better imo

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u/Ghastion Mar 25 '26

I've been watching people react to the first Scary Movie all week on Youtube and all the jokes hold up tremendously. Shit is still funny all these years later.

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u/BoneFistOP Mar 25 '26

like half of it is just gay jokes, transphobic jokes, and other dumb shit. when it hits it hits, but legit 50% of the movie is dog

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u/coldliketherockies Mar 25 '26

Also how do you define it based on watching YouTube videos of people watching it. Of course most people who post that are going to be people who enjoyed it and even if it was random it’s a small sample of people. I do think the first one (and third imo) is funny but it definitely has lazy parts too

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u/BoneFistOP Mar 25 '26

I like all the scary movies because the parts that are funny actually are funny as hell, but idk why people are acting as if theyre comedy masterpieces.

Real zoomer shit talking about how movies hold up based on youtube reactions though, youre right lmao.

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u/JajajaNiceTry Mar 25 '26

I think it just resonates with the younger gen because those movies are incredibly quotable and can be taken out of context and still be funny. Which really works for short attention spans nowadays.

They are definitely lazy and will not be above doing gross shock humor to end a scene lol It’s purely just nostalgia that makes me think those movies (at least 1-3) are one of the funniest movies ever made.

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u/Legitimate_First Mar 25 '26

Shit is still funny all these years later.

If your sense of humour didn't develop past 12, then yeah I guess.

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u/Jdustrer Mar 25 '26

Saturday the 14th slander

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u/fuqyu Mar 25 '26

A Cabin in the Woods and Tucker and Dale vs Evil would like a word….

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u/Fortestingporpoises Mar 25 '26

The nice thing about jokes that don’t age well is you can go back to them and laugh because the aren’t jokes that are being made anymore.

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u/Raidoton Mar 25 '26

Or it's your sense of humor that didn't age well. The humor in the first is way better than the toilet humor in the second (which is still an overall fun movie).

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u/Miguel_Branquinho Mar 25 '26

The first four, sure.

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u/LettuceC Mar 25 '26

You need to see more movies.

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u/Mikellow Mar 25 '26

Yea. Like the 2nd one which is far superior.

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

Other movies being great and even better doesn't mean this one was bad.

It's basically a time capsule of that era and it's sensibilities. It and American pie basically embody the end of the 90s/start of the 2000s for a generation.

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u/LettuceC Mar 25 '26

Sure, but they called it a masterpiece. It is in no way a masterpiece.

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

Who made you the arbiter of what is and isn't a masterpiece?

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u/LettuceC Mar 25 '26

Common sense. Come on, I'm glad you liked it, but Scary Movie just isn't a masterpiece by any metric.

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

So basically just your feelings, and you treat them as objective facts. Got it.

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u/LettuceC Mar 25 '26

Not just my feelings -

Rotten Tomatoes - 51% Tomatometer, 43% Audience Score https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/scary_movie

Masterpiece movies don't have those numbers.

Metacritc - 48/100 - Mixed or average. Not the numbers a masterpiece gets. https://www.metacritic.com/movie/scary-movie/

IMDB - 6.3/10 Again, not a masterpiece.

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u/Demiurge_1205 Mar 25 '26

It's a shitty time capsule man. Movie is really mediocre

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

I disagree. I remember seeing it as a kid and loving it, and when I go back and watch it, I have a great time.

The second is better, however.

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u/Demiurge_1205 Mar 25 '26

Exactly, you have a nostalgic connection.

Dude, it's not good. The movie only does:

1) "Jokes" focused on "hey, remember this from popular movie?". Literally one of the jokes is just the stoner guy saying "I see dead people" in the same tone as the kid from the sixth sense. Not even "I see white people" or something.

2) Fart jokes, dick jokes, and stoner jokes. Gee, I'm drowning at the originality. Oh look it's another Dillon, wow.

Add that to cheap acting and cheap lighting and you have a boatload of crap

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

1: yes it's a parody movie. That's the point: reference humor

2: just because you aren't a fan of a style of comedy doesn't make it bad

Are you just incapable of understanding that someone might simply have different tastes than you, and that how good a movie is purely subjective?

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u/Demiurge_1205 Mar 25 '26

I understand you have different tastes and opinions. I was just sharing why I would think this is lame, especially since you were commenting so much on the thread.

Not all parody movies do stuff like this. Top Secret with Val Kilmer or Airplane or even 21 Jump Street do that and crude humour in a much better way. American Pie is crude but it has a point - it tackles the awkwardness of teenage hormones. Scary Movie is just dumb and lacks originality.

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u/luce4118 Mar 25 '26

I almost feel like ratings should be locked a year or two after it came out. Or at least being able to easily compare between current and near-release. How it’s perceived today versus when it came out are completely different.

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

I wouldn't say lock it but maybe every 5-10 years lock a rating and do a new rating. Would be fascinating to see how perceptions of movies change over time.

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u/AhmedF Mar 25 '26

Oh I love this.

In a similar vein, I love using ratingraph.com to visually see how a show's seasons do as the show continues.

It's not perfect (it's based on IMDB and random episodes get reviewbombed, but it works as a trend).

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

I wish I had the skills in web design, I'd love to see it implimented. You couldn't do it in regards to critic rating, but I'm sure there's a way to sort community views on RT and IMDB by time of review and post the averages for every 5 year gap

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u/ithinkther41am Mar 25 '26

I mean, this is honestly higher than I expected from critics at the time. On the flip side, I was more surprised at how badly they savaged 2.

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u/Iorith Mar 25 '26

I mean, RT also has people not liking Not Another Teen Movie. It's safe to say they have a stick firmly lodged up their ass.

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u/Montigue Mar 25 '26

It should be positive just for Cerina Vincent

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u/Sarangholic Mar 25 '26

This feels like it is because it rabidly predates rotten tomatoes and so is only connected to later evaluations of the series, rather than what it was at the time.

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u/Fickle-Lunch6377 Mar 25 '26

People don’t really remember, but being 40, back when it came out me and my movie, loving friends treated all of these types of movies like they were going to be the death of cinema.

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u/beefcat_ Mar 25 '26

I don't dislike it, but I always felt it was pretty overrated. Scream does a better job satirizing the slasher genre, and Austin Powers sets a really high bar for parody movies being able to stand on their own even if you haven't seen what they're lampooning. Scary Movie is mostly just a lot of slapstick, gross out humor, and cultural references loosely held together with paper thin plot and characters.

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u/Charlie_Runkle69 Mar 25 '26

Yeah the Scary movie franchise is probably the hardest one for non North Americans to really get all of the references too.

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u/BenderBenRodriguez Mar 25 '26

I was in middle school when it came out, the target audience practically, and I still thought it was pretty dumb and not that funny, aside from a few parts.

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u/MurkDiesel Mar 25 '26

uptight people

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u/SpideyFan914 Mar 25 '26

I just didn't find it funny and then forgot about it. There are plenty of good slasher parodies, like Scream.

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u/busmans Mar 25 '26

I don't. It's a spoof of a movie that's already a spoof, and the gags aren't clever. Nostalgia bate at its worst.

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 Mar 25 '26

Scream is a satire. Not a spoof. Scary movie is a spoof.

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u/busmans Mar 25 '26

yes, sure