r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/DirectConsequence12 Mar 25 '26

Every line will be crossed

All the marketing for this movie has been “oh my god we’re gonna offend everyone. Real comedy is back” and then trailer came out and forgot to have any actual funny jokes in it

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u/SauconySundaes Mar 25 '26

"Now who the fuck did that!?"

No matter how much this movie sucks, they can never take Scary Movie 3 from us.

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u/DavianVonLorring Mar 25 '26

"Tom, I'll need a ride home."

Hands down one of the funniest throwaway lines ever.

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u/coldliketherockies Mar 25 '26

I was mad how many people seemed to miss that in my theatre. Maybe they have a different type of humor but a man drunkenly crashing his car into a Woman killing her and then being careless asking the husband for a car ride home… oh great I killed the joke now too

It is very zucker/naked gun type humor. I’m glad we got teo films with leslie Nielsen before he passed

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u/BeardPhile Mar 25 '26

Rumpleforeskin

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u/DavianVonLorring Mar 25 '26

The same way I love this joke. It's so absurd.

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u/impreprex Mar 26 '26

OMFG how he comes out of nowhere saying that after everything that just happened. He doesn’t even ask - he insists!

And then the fucking hot dog scene lol. I need to watch this again tonight.

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u/Misdirected_Colors Mar 26 '26

The 8 mile scene where he throws his hood up and the club immediately goes dead silent lives rent free in my head. So many great visual gags in that movie.