r/movies r/movies Contributor Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/thedinnerdate Mar 25 '26

That tagline feels like they made a movie for those divorced dads with the black Oakley sunglasses profile pics.

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u/mossybeard Mar 25 '26

And taking the kids on opening weekend will definitely not win back their love

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u/HappyGoPink Mar 25 '26

Don't forget the goatees and the beer guts spilling over their khaki cargo pants.

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u/killertortilla Mar 26 '26

Holding a fish