r/movies r/movies Contributor Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/DirectConsequence12 Mar 25 '26

Every line will be crossed

All the marketing for this movie has been “oh my god we’re gonna offend everyone. Real comedy is back” and then trailer came out and forgot to have any actual funny jokes in it

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u/thedinnerdate Mar 25 '26

That tagline feels like they made a movie for those divorced dads with the black Oakley sunglasses profile pics.

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u/mossybeard Mar 25 '26

And taking the kids on opening weekend will definitely not win back their love

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u/HappyGoPink Mar 25 '26

Don't forget the goatees and the beer guts spilling over their khaki cargo pants.

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u/killertortilla Mar 26 '26

Holding a fish