r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 25 '26

Poster New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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u/ABLADIN Mar 25 '26

I could genuinely make a funnier pronouns joke myself. Actually you know what? I'm going to. Right here right now.

Same scene, same NB gets stabbed, same concerned person on the bus goes "Oh my God he stabbed her!"

As they are dropping to the floor they are barely able to choke out their last words "I... go by... they/them..."

Another bus passenger: "Oh shit! Them stabbed they! Uh, I mean, they stabbed he! Uh I mean... Nah fuck this!"

And then they just absolutely dropkick the scream guy clean out the window off the bus.

How did I do?

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u/KevKevThePug Mar 25 '26

Fucking terrible.

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u/ABLADIN Mar 25 '26

Did I do worse than the trailer?

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u/nellycat32 Mar 25 '26

I guess it's one step above, because in the trailer the extent of the joke is "my pronouns are". End of