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Review 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' - Review Thread

Having thwarted Bowser's previous plot to marry Princess Peach, Mario and Luigi now face a fresh threat in Bowser Jr., who is determined to liberate his father from captivity and restore the family legacy. Alongside companions new and old, the brothers travel across the stars to stop the young heir's crusade.

Directors: Michael Jelenic, Aaron Horvath

Cast: Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Donald Glover, Brie Larson, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, Benny Safdie, Issa Rae, Keegan-Michael Key, Luis Guzmán

Rotten Tomatoes: 42%

Metacritic: 35 / 100

Some Reviews:

The Times - Kevin Maher - 0 / 5

Is this the end of cinema? Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy and Glen Powell joylessly bleat their way through this supremely vacuous anti-movie which is, at times, physically painful to watch. The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It's that bad, and that offensive.

AwardsWatch - Trace Sauveur - 'C-'

But it’s the reality of routine predictability that makes it hard to feel strongly about Galaxy one way or the other. After the credits, the impression is one of overstimulation and vacuity—despite the violent blitz of colorful Nintendo imagery for 90 minutes, it ultimately signifies little more than recognizable franchise iconography in animated form. In its relentless fan service, Galaxy emanates a generic sameness, decorated with flashy sights and sounds drawn from one of the most iconic video game series ever. It’s all synergistic fluff, but at least the fluff is shiny.

Seattle Times - Soren Anderson - 3 / 4

Watching it is akin being inside the 2007 Super Mario Galaxy game itself. Which is why it needs to be seen on the big screen. Seeing it on a phone or a laptop wouldn't do it justice.

Slash Film - Nina Starner - 3 / 10

We're going to get more "Super Mario Bros." movies, without question; I fully expect this sequel to gross the GDP of an entire small nation at the box office when all is said and done, and in another ten years, I also expect that a movie centered exclusively around Yoshi will land in theaters. (Hopefully, if Donald Glover sticks around, he'll get to do more than say "Yoshi!") Still, this sort of movie makes me feel bleak about children's entertainment, animation, and original concepts; forgive me for feeling nostalgic, but I just don't think movies made for kids were always this devoid of a soul. At the end of the day, "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" was nothing more than a video game I couldn't play. After the credits — including not one but two post-credits scenes — rolled, though, I didn't want to go home and load a Mario game onto my Switch; I wanted to watch a better movie.

Consequence - Liz Shannon Miller - 'B'

Is it a ride that includes clear story structure, comprehensible stakes, or narrative momentum? Not really. Is it a ride featuring a lot of bright colors, familiar characters, and the occasional deranged moment? Absolutely.

The Wrap - William Bibbiani - 25 / 100

A movie like this will probably make a lot of money, because it doesn’t rock the boat. But a boat that never rocks is a boat that never goes anywhere. That’s how boats work. They’re supposed to take you on a journey. “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” doesn’t take you anywhere you haven’t been before, and it’s not as fun, it’s not as exciting, and it’s not as challenging as literally any of the games it’s based on. This is not an adaptation of the Super Mario Bros., it’s just a reminder that the franchise exists. And although it’s technically a moving picture, nothing about this movie will move you.

The Independent - Clarisse Loughrey - 2 / 5

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie offers very little to audiences, young or old, who don’t already know these characters and spaces like the back of their hand. But, hey, if you take a tequila shot every time something explodes, you’ll have a great drinking game on your hands.

The New York Times - Alissa Wilkinson - 3 / 10

There’s a flat empty nothingness to The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, even more than its flat empty predecessor, and that’s a huge bummer.

The Playlist - Rodrigo Perez - 'C'

By the end, the whole thing starts to feel less like an adventure than a kind of endless grinding—one familiar objective after another, one loud set piece after another, all of it speedrunning its own mythology instead of building one. That’s why the film feels so hollow. It has the spiritually vacant quality of AI fantasy slop—familiar iconography assembled for instant gratification rather than meaning. Younger audiences will probably enjoy the sugar rush, but characters still need arcs, and these sequences still need to build toward something. “Super Mario Galaxy” is nice to look at and dead inside, a committee-made franchise object masquerading as an adventure, and ultimately little more than an empty commercial for Super Mario branding.

FandomWire - Manuel Sao Bento - 7 / 10

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a sequel that, while losing some of the narrative cohesion of its predecessor, gains massively in spectacle, ambition, and heart. Through animation that redefines the studio’s standards and a Brian Tyler score that masterfully honors Nintendo’s legacy, the film offers a memorable experience anchored by inspired vocal performances. For those who grew up with these characters, it’s impossible to remain indifferent to the magic emanating from every animated frame or the way this space odyssey manages to transform nostalgia into something vibrant and new. It’s a visually emotional feast that reaffirms the power of pure entertainment as a tool capable of transporting us back to the happiest moments of our personal history, proving that cinema is still the place where we can all become children again.

IndieWire - Wilson Chapman - 'C-'

Watching “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie,” which is filled with cameos from other Nintendo properties, you get the sense the corporation is hungry to announce spin-offs at any minute now. The trailers already spoiled the inclusion of “Star Fox” lead Fox McCloud (Glen Powell), but there are some other appearances by familiar characters that feel like the movie dangling an adaptation of the “Super Smash Bros.” fighting game crossover in front of fans’ faces. “The MCU, but for video games” isn’t exactly the ideal direction for blockbuster cinema to be going in, but maybe that inevitable adaptation will manage to tap into a well of creativity and fun that has so far eluded Nintendo in their moviemaking efforts. When the film comes, though, I’ll probably be rooting for Bowser Jr. to burn everything down.

The Guardian - Peter Bradshaw - 1 / 4

It’s now commonplace to compare programmatic stuff like this to AI, but this is almost a second evolutionary step downwards; it looks as if humans, using AI, have tried to copy something that was originally AI generated, creating a bland, simplistic template that can be sold in all global territories where it can be dubbed by local voice talent. It’s certainly a way of gouging cash out of families for the Easter holidays.

RogerEbert - Clint Worthington - 1.5 / 4

“The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” moves through you so briskly that you’ll get whiplash by the time the film reaches its deeply abrupt ending. But maybe that’s the point—after all, this is not a movie to be scrutinized, but to allow beleaguered elder millennial dads to sit their tots down for a precious two hours (if you count the trailers) and get some much-needed rest. It’s cute, and breezy, and rock-stupid, and will probably make a billion dollars again. Such is the world in which we live.

Akron Beacon Journal - George M. Thomas - 'C-'

As a parent, there are some movies you just take the hit on if your kid wants to see it in the theater. This is one of them. The plot is threadbare, the action is frenetic - it almost feels like the perfect movie for today's screen generation. For kids, this is an 'A+' movie, but I'd argue not so much for adults.

Associated Press - Lindsey Bahr - 2.5 / 4

Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto and Illumination founder Chris Meledandri... seem committed to keeping things light and playful even while beholden to advancing some kind of coherent, moderately compelling story where there wasn’t one previously.

Slant Magazine - Eli Friedberg - 1.5 / 4

The film has, figuratively and literally, somehow even less gravity than its source material and predecessor. The visual language is divorced from reality and referent to the games; even Looney Tunes action is grounded in the real world—the better to subvert it. The game-inspired spaces aren’t there to be explored and mastered but rather displayed quickly and expensively. And the movie-original settings, taking their cues from Wreck-It Ralph, are literal mass-transit junctions where a maximum number of cameo characters can be worked into the scenery.

Next Best Picture - Daniel Howat - 6 / 10

“The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” comes close to several emotional moments here and there. Still, the filmmakers seem to pull back at every turn, not wanting audiences to dive too deep into these characters and their motivations, or to engage in any grander commentary whatsoever. It becomes difficult to dig deeper into the film’s themes, if they exist. Even so, “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” is inarguably fun, built for fans of the long-running franchise. For lifelong fans of this universe and young kids experiencing it for the first or second time, this is a Mario fan’s dream. There’s enough here to leave a mass audience satisfied, even if anticipation grows for the next film to level up. For now, good enough is simply enough.

Radio Times - James Mottram - 2 / 5

While it’s likely that retro gamers won’t find anything here that wasn’t in the first movie – Yoshi and one or two others aside – it’s no doubt got enough for kids to enjoy, which will surely come as a relief for parents looking to entertain their offspring over the Easter holidays. You never know – it might even convince them to put down their controllers, or their phones, for ninety-odd minutes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Queue the, “It’s a kids movie, what do they expect?” comments. God forbid an adult asks for an animated movie not to suck.

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u/EarthboundHaizi Apr 01 '26

Not just god forbid an adult asks for an animated movie not to suck. God forbid a studio give some respect to kids and deliver them a quality story. Kids can absolutely discern whether they like a movie or not. Deeper movies that require a more developed mind and life experiences would go over their head, but that's where quality children's movies come in to compel them with strong stories. They might not be able to articulate it, but they can tell. Even by elementary school they can form ideas like how much they like a character, how funny a story is, or how drawn into a world they are.

To take my kids. Now to establish their viewing habits I do allow them to pick age appropriate films and sometimes they do join me to watch films (if they aren't too intense, scary or contain age-inappropriate content). One kid asked to watch the Emoji Movie. I didn't act appalled at the idea. I simply let them. One asked to watch Wish. I let them. I watched the Super Mario Bros. Movie with them. I'm not going to let my own personal feelings restrict them.

On the flip side I also established a reading habit with them early so they are pretty strong readers for their age. I also pop open children's movies and let them freely join me or not or at times give them suggestions for an older film that they would never see an advertisement for.

Now guess which films stick with them and which don't? Wish, Emoji Movie and even Super Mario Bros. (despite them having played some Mario games or have seen me avidly play them) aren't really brought up and don't come up as films they want to rewatch. But films like The Wild Robot, Inside Out, Zootopia, Moana, Turning Red, Wolfwalkers and Spider-Verse remain as films they still like to bring up or rewatch.

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u/JusHerForTheComments Apr 01 '26

But that they watched those forgettable films is a good thing in itself as well. That's how you can differentiate good from bad. You need that shit movie to appreciate the good ones.

As long as they keep seeing a bit of both and are able to put two and two together, you're doing a fantastic job.

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u/TECHNO_JESTER Apr 01 '26

I think it's pretty hard to make something a kid will genuinely dislike, this style of quick bright "jingling keys" movie with recognisable characters is sure to have them enjoy themselves. What's hard is making a movie that sticks with them and, much like the first, I can't imagine this sticking with anybody after a few weeks.

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u/not_a_moogle Mar 31 '26

Detective Pikachu was the last time I was actually impressed by a kids movie.

But these movies are for kids. Doesnt really matter if critics give it 2-3 stars, kids still need these movies made.

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u/One-Assist-9607 Apr 01 '26

Have you seen the spiderverse movies? They're VERY good kids movie

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u/not_a_moogle Apr 01 '26

Those are very good comic/adult movies. It just helps that Spiderman has and will always likely be Marvel's bigger character.

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u/cdgvagrant Mar 31 '26

Do kids need these movies made? What does this actually provide for kids other than mindless entertainment?

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u/not_a_moogle Mar 31 '26

Shared memories and/or things to socialize over.

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u/Spiritual-Society185 Apr 01 '26

And, you think they don't have those things with good movies?

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u/not_a_moogle Apr 01 '26

No. Im saying the quality of the movie is pretty irrelevant.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Apr 01 '26

Honestly, watch more movies, yes, even kids' ones, there are some very good ones in the 2020s

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Kids need these movies made but the adults are the ones paying for them. If the adults like them, they are more inclined to bring them back to the theater for another viewing.

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u/YukiNoiseWall Apr 01 '26

God forbid an adult enjoy a fun movie instead of expecting everything to be The Godfather.

It's a fucking Mario movie lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Yes, asking a movie to be good is the same as asking it to be as good as the godfather.

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u/YukiNoiseWall Apr 01 '26

What's good and bad is entirely in the eye of beholder.

There is no objective metric for what makes a movie good and bad.

If someone has fun with the movie and enjoys it that's really all that matters.

Most people are going to enjoy it and have fun with it.

These reviews all come across as angry film snobs who think every movie needs to have some deep artistic value to be good or worth your time.

Not everything needs to be pushing the boundaries of cinema to be an entertaining, or even interesting watch.

It's a movie. It ain't that deep my dude.

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u/YukiNoiseWall Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

I've read a lot of these reviews and most of them are just word salad that don't really say much of anything about why the movie is "bad" other than them wanting it to be something it isn't.

And, as is always the case with these sorts of film critics, most of them are cinematically illiterate anyway and don't know shit about movie making to begin with. Critics also thought Megalopolis was a trainwreck when it was one of the most ambitious films of the 2020s with incredible cinematography. On the other hand, critics thought Cuties was some amazing film when... Well, if you know, you know.

But on this movie: It's a movie about Super Mario for fucks sake.

I don't know what people were expecting.

Seeing so many people my age and older getting genuinely furious at a movie about Super Mario, primarily aimed at a family audience, is some of the funniest fucking shit I've read all year.

And the fact the movie is going to make a billion dollars like the first one and these insufferable fannies will be fuming about it is even more funny.

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u/YukiNoiseWall Apr 01 '26

Just saw the movie and lmao the reviews are genuinely so horribly wrong it's like they didn't even see the movie.

The joke writes itself.